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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have said for almost a decade that I bought the first book first edition softcover and that I hope that GRRM just lives the rest of his life in a castle in the mountains that requires a helicopter to get to
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me, every time there's a drought cycle in the southwest, lol. Those rodents near the lake carry the plague
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's insanely good and I'd want you cutting promos in front of my house every night lol
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You would Google how they de-ice roads in some areas. The humble root plant saves lives
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's actually a baler behind the tractor (sorry to well, actually you) first the hay is cut by a haybine or mower, then flipped with a tetter, then raked, then that thing comes through and bales it (sorry again, farmer here lol)
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The offense just went for two! Get your points, young man
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You have to understand that those morons all think that it'll be a lib coup lol
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Waxed floss will work
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He'd be gooning nonstop to OF girls, too
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That was the Republican party debate! I lost my mind about it when they all backed him lol.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lotta 32yo youth group leaders with a 22yo subservient wife and a 3 1/2yo kid out there
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Honestly, I'd screenshot this and send it to her with a "sorry!" But I'm a fucking idiot
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They had a tornado go through there a couple of months ago, so the field is even more impressive
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The workaholics guy is Devine and righteous gemstones is an awesome show and also the obvious answer is Pete Davidson
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Have you seen the insane theory that elephants in the deep Mediterranean valley had pet monkeys that turned into humanity after the great flood?
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Same as anarchists. The world they encourage is ruled by warlords and they don't even know what they want.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I live in the middle of nowhere and yeah. I get to flub interactions with women far out of my league lol
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I have legitimately, twice in the past 5 years, thought that I was a year older than I was. Those next birthdays are pretty good.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Exactly
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
These all remind me of the excuses old people would give for not wearing a seatbelt when I was a kid forever ago "I knew a girl that got in an accident and she died because of the seatbelt but the driver lived because they were thrown free"
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
They're switching to corn, lobster,and crab. Kernel Fucking Claws.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The old WGN cameramen from Cubs games in the 90's train them up real good.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You don't see it on this clip, but he crashes, then says "yeah bitch" to the garage can.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Also, hunter-gatherers got along great when they rarely interacted and had easy days when things were good, but they absolutely interacted and killed the hell out of each other for resources when they weren't. Also, sometimes when they were.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I need to start playing Crusader Kings again.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Sometimes an adult man needs to watch the crayon factory episode to feel normal. That's good!
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
PeeWee is a one-man Monty Python. He just makes you laugh. "Just a flesh wound" through his whole existence.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Same. I was kinda a conservative at the time, but I'd hated the dude since Home Alone, but he was obviously dumb as shit. The question about the nuclear triad during the r debate. I knew he wasn't capable then.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Was it worth Elon feeding all the info from the voter rolls into his AI? No. It's a crime worth the strictest penalty we have.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Also, the one always includes a white dude with dreadlocks
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I have been telling people for 2 decades that chiropractors have doctorates from 6-year crystal clown-colleges. Sometimes they are decent physical therapists without the right paperwork, but raw milk kills dumb people's kids with amoebas and crystals and stars don't do shit for anybody.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Most Republicans have so altered their own worldview since I was a lad to support the naked emperor that they now high-five each other over power-differential relationships betraying a marriage. (I'm realizing in adulthood that they always hid that shit)
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I've heard about beer softball league players only using certain manufacturing dates of certain bats because they do that and get more spring off the bat. Could just be bad info all the down from people drinking in a bar, lol.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I don't know shit about college (or any) baseball, but I'd guess that they're whacking aluminum bats at a wall so they're harder (and more brittle) to increase velocity off of the bat. I also don't know shit about materials science, so I expect to read an explainer about why I'm wrong.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ichiro and Randy Johnson both get it and think it's awesome, lol. Brilliant people like being around each other act.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
They're both so soft spoken! It's crazy that two of the craziest baseball psychos ever sound like the nicest guy you've ever known (they are, because they've always been in control)
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Tells him where it's gonna be and switches it up enough that he hits the cage and every other bit of the field. I'm not even a baseball guy, but that's funny.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
* pitch
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
He had to remember every price that guy had ever seen, so that checks out.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Minor inconvenience- left side. Need to concentrate- right side. Just got to deal with this shit- big ole ripper right in the front.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Just made me remember the Scalabrine Challenge. NBA mascot/player that just cooked anybody that showed up.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It's very funny for a Kennedy to support weird ways to die. As an American I have laughed a lot at plane crashes and other events affecting that family.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sucks for Jazz fans that the answer to both in Utah is Karl Malone. Hopefully they get a non-pedo superstar sometime.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Surprising for a company named after an evil, corrupting orb.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I thought that that was part of the antebellum understanding of the world order?
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I don't plan on living like a 12 year old Cornish miner in 18-whatever and neither should anybody else.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It basically means that you're good at what you do and that you'll worry about doing your best at your job for decades, lol. Keep worrying and the worst is great.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .
ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I was originally upset by the disrespect to my northern neighbors, but you're learning and I love that.
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mirroroffailure.bsky.social @mirroroffailure.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This man is trying to develop NeuroLink or whatever to fuck himself digitally. He's developed a breeding program approaching Joseph Smith and a ton of other cult leaders because he's a complete narcissist, piece of shit, asshole. I'd be ambivalent to tar-and-feathering.
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