alberto @mirez.com · 30/09/2026america dot gov play minecraft ai chat transcript turned ai song. yw #reducereuserecycle 000
alberto @mirez.com · 30/09/2026what happens when you tell america.gov to play minecraft? i'll show you what happens when you tell america.gov to play minecraft 010
alberto @mirez.com · 25/09/2026ok time for an internet detox… i just tried to pinch zoom the newspaper on my counter 000
alberto @mirez.com · 25/08/2026wow completely unexpected. gooooooo fuck yourself and this fascist horseshit, google ai overview. 000
alberto @mirez.com · 20/08/2026well thats a first. being surveilled by a drone flying above the sbux patio 000
alberto @mirez.com · 30/07/2026Film you've watched more than sixty times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. 000
alberto @mirez.com · 28/07/2026«US schools to introduce lethal fire drone upgrades to respond to school shootings after a string of incidents involving p100 masks.» 010
alberto @mirez.com · 12/07/2026watching flights zig zagging over vermont today. never noticed planes doing this. all of them headed to Newark (EWR) 000
alberto @mirez.com · 11/05/2026ok i finally understand why so many people despise this online personality 000
alberto @mirez.com · 08/05/2026canvas lms outage was good while it lasted. got swole at the gym and then cracked open my copy of tapper's how to love a forest. 010
alberto @mirez.com · 08/05/2026oh wait instructure's canvas lms was hacked? i guess i go to the gym tonight instead of dealing with assignments? 010
alberto @mirez.com · 20/04/2026it's hard to convey how viral this image has gone in certain circles 010
alberto @mirez.com · 17/04/2026checked in on tiktok… the kids are all about the storming of the bastille datacenters. toilet paper mario is inducted into the canon alongside luigi. 000
alberto @mirez.com · 30/03/2026ok long story but this is a tooth fairy emergency. there's a #23 lateral incisor that slipped out of my fingers onto the driveway. anyone spot it? 000
alberto @mirez.com · 28/03/2026and now in response to the coming ai apocalypse, humans must once again rely on their companions to destroy their enemy. the first dog vs llm war is upon us. 000
alberto @mirez.com · 21/03/2026judge throwing tatis out at third and then celebrating with nothing more than a stoic finger-gun pew pew was genuinely haunting 000
alberto @mirez.com · 14/03/2026i just got a tiktok demerit for posting: «found by googling: gofundme Spencer Anderson» 000
alberto @mirez.com · 11/03/2026wow you cant even find ice protest videos using musicfestival anymore 000
alberto @mirez.com · 11/03/2026finally tried this recipe for cubed chicken eggs i had lying around 000
alberto @mirez.com · 27/01/2026first question at VT house rep @balint.house.gov town hall was about heritage foundation project 2027 plan and response www.youtube.com/live/MxxhS7k... 100
alberto @mirez.com · 16/10/2025until the internet can transmit hotel room cigarette smoke smells i have been banned from booking family travel stays. but what a great view of yokohama we have! 110
alberto @mirez.com · 11/10/2025just drinking german beers under the world's largest wooden structure as one does in osaka 010
alberto @mirez.com · 07/08/2025ED Doctor: “Time of death, 08:05 a.m.” (pulls off gloves, voice heavy) “Damnit… he never stood a chance.” (punches the wall) 010
alberto @mirez.com · 27/07/2025democrats' lie still and pretend to be dead until november 2026 strategy is going quite well. 030
