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MiraTheSloth

@mirathesloth.bsky.social
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28 | 🔞 Minors DNI | She/Her | Nerdy Girl Who Likes Sloths | Sharing Thoughts and Bad Jokes | 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦥

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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The rise of petplay is directly linked to the suffering economy and lack of disposable income allowing many to adopt the pets they wish to, thus leading to one or both members of a relationship to fill a now empty role, in this essay I will-
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People wonder why so many trans people like Sonic as if his villain isn't literally named "Eggman" smh
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Star wars porn parody where the woman's supposed to get facials by a bunch of stormtroopers but they all keep missing her face
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Need another trans person I can gossip with, I'm looking for a tea4tea relationship 😔
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Terri The Tangela @territangela.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Went to a gay bar dressed like this and only got hit on by straight guys.
Terri stood in the mirror. Our hair is in twintails with 2 strands on either side of our face. We are wearing a crop top with a fishnet top underneath and a vest on top.
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Going balls deep in The Thing call that hitting rock bottom
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Terri The Tangela @territangela.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hey, friends. Looking for some assistance getting a car. Not looking for anything fancy or new. Just something that can handle a 20, 30 miles every now and again and maybe a big trip once or twice a year. I ain't got no money but can try to make something work if needed. Just hoping for some help.
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Terri The Tangela @territangela.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What do we think, friends. Is this work appropriate attire?
Terri. We're looking at the camera with a slight smirk. We are wearing headphones with black lipstick and blue eyeliner on. We are dressed in a fishnet top with bra showing underneath.
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The military application of flubber would be devastating
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If people who prefer books to movies knew about subtitles their heads would fucking explode
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Making a deconstructed sandwich (I ran out of bread)
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
To whoever invented the 0.05 cent bag fee on delivery orders just to pinch that much more, fuck you
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I tried petplay once but had to stop after I accidentally broke my girlfriend's arm trying to perch on it like a silly parrot
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Comedian that has to make the audience laugh in order to be let out of their chastity cage
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Putting in a lip ring like I'm a fish taking bait on a hook
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The coolest thing about the horrors is the incomprehensibility of it all
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You know I thought the humidity was killing me (which it is) but turns out it's also torturing me first for good measure
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Does anyone else have an emotional maturity fetish
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Being a woman and having a girlfriend is like live action yuri when you think about it
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Drew myself as a smeargle 👩🏽‍🎨 I'm a Smiragle
Me as a smeargle
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Fucked an IRS agent for a tax discount call that a desuctible
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My book is finished!
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I tried to start an argument with a coffee drinker but I quickly learned I had no grounds to stand on 😔
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Have any other trans femmes had their boobies whisper evil into their ears
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A bakery where the employees tell you jokes called bun intended
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
When you're young, you eat beef jerky When you're old, you watch beef jerky
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
What if we fucked at Mount Rushmore but instead it was called Mount Cummore and you gave me multiples send post
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Call your representatives.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/04/2026
Here's the number for the congressional switchboard. Please call your reps and senators. This man needs to be removed from office now. (202) 224-3121
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17/03/2026
The writing is on the wall. The UK is going to attempt to ban hormones for trans adults. This is just one of the steps they're taking to limit access slowly. www.thepinknews.com/2026/03/17/n...
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NHS England to review private HRT prescriptions for trans adults
A new report from NHS England suggests that the public health service will review whether to continue shared care ageements for trans adults.
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Why is his name Dr. House and not Dr. Hospital does he know where he is
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Why are trans women so good at swimming? Because they're boyn't
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Current Mood
Woman skateboarding while washing the dishes
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Terri The Tangela @territangela.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
IDK how many of my DMV FGC community still follows me here, but Ludovic has remained a wonderful member of the community who has found themselves detained by ICE, I'm learning. Sharing this for additional support so that they may have representation. Please donate and/or share! gofund.me/cd01b3c58
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Donate to Support Ludovic’s Legal Defense, organized by David Hazlewood
Update - Thank you to everyone who has helped! With your generous contributions we wer… David Hazlewood needs your support for Support Ludovic’s Legal Defense
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This actually happened btw
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I love the Bills 🥰 🦬
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Can we get a porn streaming service called Bubi
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Loving how the low budget Christmas movie I'm watching can't do product placement so they're drinking out of full chrome cans labeled SODA
Chrome soda can labeled soda
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I love a bad bitch with badder eyesight I got athickmatism
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Merry Christmas everybody ☃️🎄☃️
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I'm fucking CRYING we watched a Christmas Hallmark movie and this is what they showed when they talked about how poor they were 😭
Woman looking into a fridge only to see one apple and a half stick of butter.
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
What babies see when their dad tosses them in the air
Ginyu from dragon Ball looking up with a big smile.
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
One autistic man's football game is another trans woman's Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
One must imagine Schrödinger confused as shit
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Watching your wife get fucked by a clown call that a chuckold
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
My girl like a cereal box When I go to eat her there's a toy inside
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Trans people deserve to be happy.
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MiraTheSloth @mirathesloth.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
What can you even say to this. We're all in danger.
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