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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tonight I made chile chicken and bean guisado with salsa casera, cilantro and aguacate.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Walking east across 110th Street three teens walking west pointed at my sneakers and socks and said, “that's fire.” Still got it.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Y'all need more non-straight friends and it shows.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tonight I made potato soup with cheddar, smoked bacon and scallion.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Some pixel portraits I've done. ¹ Ron Carter ² Egberto Gismonti ³ The RAMM:ΣLL:ZΣΣ ⁴ Hermeto Pascoal #pixelArt #8bitArt
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I may have had too much coffee this morning. 🫪 brb Running an imaginary marathon with my hands while juggling potatoes with my feet and blowing bubbles from a toy pipe
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I hope Bad Bunny's blood type is 🅰️
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Something doesn't make sense. Hell is forever, right? Purgatory. Once you're there, you're doomed to unspeakable suffering forever. Meanwhile, somehow, there are some people who are, allegedly, able to fight through Hell and back. Does Hell have shitty security? #hellishThoughts
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me and Miles
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just freestyled a lunch with pantry items. Shells, sardines, olive oil, garlic, black pepper, red pepper flakes, seasoned panko, and curly parsley. I kinda slipped with the red pepper flakes, so my head is on fire right now. In a good way, somehow.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I was so proud of myself. I managed to shoo a fly out the window. How often does that happen? It was a late Summer miracle. Then, a few minutes later, a fly flew in. It was probably the same one, too; damn vindictive, little Bozo.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh, yeah… this past Saturday a random woman at East River Park said to me that my voice and accent are “the good part of New York City”. I mean, okay, sure. But also… what?
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh, snap. Today marks one month sober. I like this a lot.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This weather has been like “burn in the USA”.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Maybe they'll shoot Mitch McConnell out of a cannon during the fireworks display in DC on Saturday.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
When I was living in San Francisco, I was convinced that I didn't have a pronounced NYC accent, but everyone was like damn right, you do. They had me say this sentence to prove it: Water from the corner costs a quarter. It came out like "wawda frum thuh cawnuh cawsts a cwawta." Nailed it.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Two nights ago, I had a dream that I was surfing on a huge slice of meatloaf in Puerto Rico.
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Bit Shifter @bit.shifter.net · 08/03/2026
Just one of many highlights from last night's awesome @nullsleep.bsky.social show at @wonderville.nyc. @minusbaby.bsky.social toasting over Nullsleep's mutant jungle. 🔥🔥 Such a fun night, full of great music and great people. 🤍💙
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
At this point, there's no such thing as a centrist Democrat. They're MAGA now. Fuckin' cowards.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
There is something deeply, deeply wrong with Trump's brain; and Republicans don't mind. RIP USA because of those motherfuckers.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
MAGA don't have tear ducts. Their empathy is concrete.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
We don't have a president. We have a resident.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Say it again. FUCK ICE. #fuckICE #fuckTrump
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Happy Día de los Reyes ✌🏼🇵🇷
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
There's no money for US healthcare, but there's money to invade and occupy Venezuela for oil. 😐
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Gentrifiers are lamenting the end of the MetroCard like they actually grew up here.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Lifetime warranties are funny because the company is looking to force you into thinking they'll be in business until you die.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
ICE is ISIS
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
“DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS” is my favorite album of 2025
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
On Christmas night, two guys were arguing outside and one guy yelled, “so fuck you and fuck you!” 🤭
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Trump keeps falling asleep in public. Just call him Sleptstein.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The predictability of Trump's nonsense is exhausting.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The vibe of the planet is so grim that I don't know what to do, and I think most people feel this way which is weirdly comforting, but should be unnecessary.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Drug commercial: “Don't take [drug name] if you're allergic to [drug name].” How would I know if I'm allergic to it without taking it? 😐
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I had a dream where some guy said, “the toe makes the best bouillon,” so now I'm wondering if that's true.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Wear an FTP t-shirt on a first date to break the ICE
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
If I'd owned a restaurant in Virginia, I'd develop a sammich named “The Abigail Spamburger”.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Watching videos of people recording podcasts is one of the goofiest things humans have come up with.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
'Sup.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The paranoia in social media comments today is higher than Mamdani's voter turnout.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
A vote for Cuomo is a vote for MAGA. Don't be a punk-ass herb. Vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social today
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
People have been saying 50 is the new 40, 40 is the new 30, etc. for decades. At this rate, we'll soon be immortal.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
🎃 Tonight I made calabaza soup for dinner after getting a 7½ pound big boy from a pantry yesterday. Happy Halloween, y'all.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Republicans are so Christian that they keep food from people. Make it make sense.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Joyfully Demonic Vance is his full name.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
#currentMood
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“La sabiduría nos llega cuando ya no nos sirve de nada.” — Gabriel García Márquez
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Some drawings from around 1998
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
What did the plumber say to their assistant? Let that sink in.
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minusbaby @minusbaby.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Alright, let's do this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social!
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