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Shtetl Dyke @minnietheyid.blood.gay · 22h

You're making me jealous, puppy Should I start to work on my voice training, love?

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Shtetl Dyke @minnietheyid.blood.gay · 23h

May his memory be for a blessing Z"l an absolute legend

Shtetl Dyke @minnietheyid.blood.gay · 23h

We knew you would, doll It was funnier this way

Shtetl Dyke @minnietheyid.blood.gay · 23h

Your girlfriend sent me this I think she's bigoted against millennials

Drink specs: 2oz Catoctin Creek hot honey rye 2 bar spoons honey 4 dashes Fee Brothers barrel aged aromatic bitters

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@trannieoakley.blood.gay came to threaten me at work last night so I made her an old fashioned that was almost as pretty as she is Photo credit to @hedera.blood.gay

A reddish brown cocktail in a rocks glass. There is a large cube of ice in the glass and a twist of orange peel, visibly charred, rests on the ice and extends out of the glass

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You're a regular romantic, Boss

It's real fun to use my tichel as a blindfold, especially if the person being blindfolded isn't one of the few people I allow to see me without one

THIS IS ME: Height: Tallish Age: Still alive, despite their best attempts Sign: Goose Xing Guilty Pleasure Food: Anything I break vedge to eat Season: When the flowers are in bloom and it's time to harvest the garlic Color: Oxblood Holiday: Pirim. Nu? I'm a yiddisheh bartender Flower: Dandelion

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Shtetl Dyke @minnietheyid.blood.gay · 25/10/2026

"This man learned to Mongolian throat sing for pussy"

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Isn't a tortellini the term for a baby tortoise?

You make that jacket look real good, love

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My money is on the Boss She's actually right about these things

God, I love lesbians with power tools Thanks, @sugaku.bsky.social for all your help!

Known MILF Maeve holding a hammer drill against the wall of a house while a trans flag flies over her head

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No, you have to think about your domme making you torture yourself for hir entertainment

Yes those fishnets are thigh highs, yes they are held up with a garter belt, no you don't get to see it

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Date night fit, if you were curious

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I showed this picture to my date To brag You're so gorgeous I have to interrupt my time with another woman to show you off

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Actually salivating at this photo, Miss

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Thanks again for the reminder 💜 My wife helped me today; she's still so incredibly nervous, so I did the actual stabbing

Fun fact about my wife and I: we're damn good cooks, especially when working together 💜

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Shtetl Dyke @minnietheyid.blood.gay · 22/10/2026

As is customary, we made seitan piccata to celebrate our anniversary

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This time nine years ago I was tying the neckties on my bridesmaids because they all insisted on wearing four-in-hand knots and I would not let them "You're grown men, learn to wear your tie like it" I have never not been like *this*

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Shtetl Dyke @minnietheyid.blood.gay · 22/10/2026

You ever look at your partner and think "gosh I wanna marry that woman," but then you realize she's your wife and you've already done that NINE years ago TODAY?

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Shtetl Dyke @minnietheyid.blood.gay · 22/10/2026

Not hypno, but one time I sat across from @trannieoakley.blood.gay to arm wrestle her, and as soon as we were told to start she looked me right in the eye and she said "Lose." My arm went limp immediately

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Ultimate meter is reflected in your character model's bulge growing until it's activated when you just pull a WWI field artillery out from your crotch

"Yes, and their mustaches are prehensile" -- my response

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"Do you think the Pringles man and the Natty Boh man have explored each other's bodies? Not that they ... have bodies" -- a drunk @trannieoakley.blood.gay staring at her empty can of beer

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I'm starting to assemble my sharps kit, babe 😘

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But you really did just find yourself a service sub who only wants to serve

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I can fight back more if you want, but for the most part it really will just be fighting *back*

The window, the window, she threw it out the window

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We'll see, puppy But probably

Hey remember how much fun it was when I told you to bite her and then you listened to me immediately? We should try that again I want to see you fuck her up

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Ceridwen is a good dog, poppy

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Nice show of solidarity, comrade

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And God forbid you should ever lose your chains

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You can absolutely be trained, Hinteleh Don't let this Internet quiz make you think less of yourself, darling

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Wanna get a giant pin that reads "I make $5/hour and am entirely dependant on tips" to put on my work apron

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