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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I already have that tool an use it regularly
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Unplugging an Electrical Cord from Outlet
ALT: Unplugging an Electrical Cord from Outlet
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait, wait, I got it! *warm plunge*
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is like a Gilmore Girls theater production in the ninth circle of hell
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, it would suck if Skyrim got a fantastic spinoff that fans would be fawning over for the next 15 years. Gotta protect the series from that
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Didn’t he play bass in Led Zeppelin?
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was taught Beatlemania was propped up mostly by teamsters unions in the rust belt! Turns out that was a lie!
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Fargo?!
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tony Moewntana
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of them created a galaxy-spanning mythology, the other made car go vroom vroom
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hear Kid Rock might be available!
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The flaslight they’ve been holding up to their chin for the past four years *has* to run out of batteries soon, right?
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just realised Jack Reacher would be an amazing judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
WHAT?
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Love to look at serene vistas of the northern lights above norwegian fjords while I unknowingly plow over an entire kindergarten class
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looks like John Cena
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I firmly believe the “AI power users” are doing this exactly and claiming to be “10x-ing” their productivity
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Breaking news! Local candidate is cool as fuck
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s nice to see you have your priorities straight, good job. Really fantastic.
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
20 years ago people who bought MTG were like “whoa, cool art, and this will work great in my red deck” These days it’s more like “This booster box should appreciate 7.3% YOY, but I can open half the pack and expect a 12.5% profit on singles on average”
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When she gets to heaven, God’s going to have to scoot over
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I can damn-near guarantee that the demolition being done to US public health will outweigh any relative decrease in obesity-related conditions for the minority of the population that can afford these medications
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“We had a very productive meeting with Mr. Goebbles in the fuhrerbunker, despite the constant shelling from the advancing Red Army”
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bari Weiss, is that you?
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Point is, you don’t have to tell people to put mustard on their hot dogs
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
LLMs are like mustard. Some meals are good, even better with them. But imagine if every restaurant put mustard on everything. Every sushi restaurant, every bakery, every cake shop. Every coffee shop now puts a spoonful of mustard in your espresso. That’s what using software in 2026 feels like WRT AI
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This might resonate more when the country isn’t getting its schoolkids blown up by the US
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
why did you have to get political?
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“earned it” by doing what? getting hand-picked by Pelosi and then being the Washington Generals to the Trump admin?
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I propose “dipshit” and “effluent” instead
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“I’m shocked to learn the man who calls me “piggy”, “stupid” and “enemy of the people” doesn’t put my safety ahead of his own!”
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“imagine if I was cool, and not a stammering, insecure cruel dork”
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Good thing I don’t personally know anyone from toon town so I can be as rude as possible about this LazyTown reject
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“someone was mean to me online” was a suprisingly powerful factor in strenghtening fascism
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He obviously can’t write without AI either. He didn’t even edit out the stupid emojis
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dyslexia is a condition that leads to many dissapointments
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I would argue that’s by design. Companies love to add layers of separation between consumer dissatisfaction and the actually responsible people. That used to be the job of customer support staff, now there’s a further layer of “outsourced” social media staff to act as sin-eaters
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Here’s a hint: Coo coo ca choo
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If I recall correctly, this was just an illusion created by Mysterio so there was no actual galactus symbiote, thankfully
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I plan to be the starting pitcher for the Dodgers next season
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Spare a thought for the poor, peniless billionaire owners!
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is so much funnier when you remember she talks like Matt Foley’s demented sister
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
LLMs are just a search engine for Reddit, it seems
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Comic sans AND Times New Roman makes me feel sick
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Gil Scott Heron had a song about this…
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sometimes we grow into amazing people in spite of our parents, not because of them
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This SNL sketch sucks
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The guys winning elections aren’t electable, you should reject them and support the guys who lose elections instead!
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Are you telling me Spartans didn’t have access to Anavar?
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You know after ten years you’d think we’d be past the point where you think you need to point this out, and actually do something about it
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Miniocre @miniocre.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m picturing Lindsey Graham in a wig with the exact same voice and mannerisms
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