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@minimage5603.bsky.social
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she/they idiot furry cat bastard. Inconsistent interests but I like silly rpgs and telling stories. Minor (as such, nsfw and whatnot dni) Pfp by @pariahhz.bsky.social

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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
if gerson saying "irony's what poisons your story" was a specific dig at homestuck I honestly wouldn't be surprised bc that's completely fair
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
hypothetical guy who thinks you shouldn't shave body hair because if you shaved a cat's body hair it'd be fucked up (bonus points if he's clean-shaven)
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hitting a water bottle with a fake axe in the back alley while my coworkers watch because we're all on break and bored
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wish calling somebody "saccharine" was common cuz there's not really any words for that to my knowledge. Sweet implies they're really kind but there's nothing for saying someone's the kind of person to make a dark world that looks like candyland.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my friend keeps saying Kirk Strider and now I need to make a kirkification of the scene from [S] Collide
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel like the lsp writers are the kind of people who were in the homestuck fandom at the peak of its popularity but only to the extent of making up headcanons and exclusively reading the pages with the trolls in them
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I had a dream about deltarune. Dess is underneath town hall. I don’t know how or why but somewhere beneath the floorboards, between the lines, she’s waiting. I found her.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
polls are in! they’re executing me in the town square!
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
had a dream that involved me doing dishes at a party while being anxious about having to do dishes at work too and not having enough time. at one point I asked miss piggy from the muppets what to do and she yelled at me for having the audacity to ask. fuck you miss piggy.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I am forever convinced that in the Vampire Culture part of Suburbia Overture will wood says “Kiss the cuck” instead of “Kiss the cook” cuz it’s a weird vowel sound that’s somewhere between the two and fits the theming of the song and section
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
They have arachnotrons using chainguns instead of plasma cannons……… what will The Woke Mob take from us next
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the concept of an Atheist Doom Game got me shot in the face in a dream
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
the elytra would be fine if you couldn’t boost with fireworks. it’s the same sorta difference between paragliding from a tower in botw vs paragliding from a tower in totk
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
what’s up with that fuckass blue line on the gm_construct wall textures between the red and the beige
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
don’t drink energy drinks when ur on adhd meds I simultaneously feel like I’m about to collapse and like I can fight god
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
a young lady stands in her bedroom. it just so happens that today, the 7th of march, 2026, is this young lady’s 17th birthday.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
wow these starters are ass
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
making noises back at my cat has taken its toll because now I’ve gotten into the habit of actually trying to express emotion through cat noises. I was upset about being tired and let out the most pathetic little meowl ever uttered by a human being while I crawled into bed.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
funny valentines day cards should be something we make year-round why is it just one day I want more
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
roxanne wolf would be goated at sburb I think
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Whenever I lucid dream I don’t even get to spawn stuff in or whatever so I have to manipulate dream logic to get infinite pizzas through glitches and tricks instead of hacks.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
fuck the library, fuck the flood, and fuck halo
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
english teachers are incredibly petty jerks or tumblr users and there is like no inbetween
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
my favorite part of homestuck was when dave fought king bob-omb with his loyal sidekick the red pikmin
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
nothing really matches the feel of playing a game at like 2am and seeing a freaky ass corpse staring you down frozen in foxy jumpscare pose when you turn around and then seeing zero results abt it when you look it up. some creepypasta bullshit. I stared at it for a solid 4 seconds before registering
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This is how votv was meant to be played
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
english teacher just sent out an ai generated goodbye note to the class. my english teacher. used ai. to write a “heartfelt goodbye.”
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
THE MUPPET JOKER’S TRUE IDENTITY IS BRO STRIDER
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
ooooooh yeah let’s stop doing that before it turns into a habit
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
garn47, b3313, yume nikki. what the fuck do you call this genre. where-the-fuck-am-I-likes??? dreamlikes??? actually dreamlikes is baller we should call them that.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
nothing scarier in votv than experiencing a new event (screaming bloody corpse appearing behind you) and the only documentation on it is the corpse being inert and hidden out of bounds
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a man in a white tank top is eating cereal and screaming
ALT: a man in a white tank top is eating cereal and screaming
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Pros of friend getting into homestuck: Friend into homestuck Cons of friend getting into homestuck: “vriska did nothing wrong”
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Paula rolling a full party revive from a desperate prayer when she’s the only one left on 16 HP and proceeding to channel her ancestors’ will into her frying pan to finish the boss off with a SMAAAASH!! hit is so peak I love earthbound
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
sometimes you just have to have the town guard capture your players and send them into the castle levels from super mario world so they learn their lesson
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
hot take caldera is the easiest area
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
gay rats with a headache be like damn I could really use some rainbow tylenol right about now
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
FUCK the groom. BULLSHIT boss fight. Genuinely so fucking obnoxious I’m able to get like 4 hits on him and he goes back to his stupid fucking pipe organ and starts shooting bombs at me that aren’t even hard to dodge and just waste my time. And then his attacks when he’s not have like no windup.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
pikachu had no right to be the mascot of pokemon it should’ve been eevee
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
susie’s idea and luigi logic. do you see the vision. i do.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Krusie is a prime example of moirallegience.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Had a dream that was very very cozy except the thought that “the heir is dead” was constantly running through my mind so anyways fun fact apparently melatonin turns you into davesprite.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
had a dream where I was fighting a boss from the binding of isaac and Jake English was there and instead of helping he just sat around and complained about something I can’t remember. also at one point I ran into a bunch of teachers cosplaying trolls and that was neat.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I fucking hate people who use that passive aggressive “hope this helps 🤗” bullshit. I get it I didn’t understand the full context but that’s no reason to be a condescending prick. Kankri Vantas level bullshit.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Back on my bullshit today
A photo of a raw tomato with bites taken out of it. I’m eatings it. Yummy.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I had a dream that was a cross between Homestuck and Look Outside. Markiplier played Dave Strider and got crow attributes from being exposed to sunlight.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Istg if I fall into another bottomless pit or instant death spike or some other bullshit hazard I’m gonna start killing people
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Dawg this shit is getting fucking wild what do you MEAN guy fieri is the third antichrist
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
The soul’s aspect is totally breath idc if heart would fit the terminology, it’s absolutely breath
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Anyways did you know paintball hurts a lot??? It’s very painful. Fun though, had a blast, getting shot just really sucked. Ow.
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Minimage @minimage5603.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
“I haven’t experienced [thing] so I can’t have [thing] in my story” WRONG! You can if you actually learn about it instead of assuming things. Consulting people who actually *have* experienced it is usually a great help btw! Go out there and write what you want, just remember not to be an idiot!
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