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Mini Cooper

@minibradcooper.bsky.social
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Words are my weapon of choice, along with a smidgeon of humour, a pinch of optimism, a dash of scepticism and a shit ton of sarcasm!

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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 7h
They are on their way folks....
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 16h
Start a race war...incite violence...maybe declare martial law....I mean, the mid terms are nearly here, so I have NO idea why he'd want to do that! 🙄
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 19h
By travelling he means.... running away...from issues they create... from doing work.... from responsibility.....
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 23h
And, knowing the "America first" president, is probably from Chy-na and cost $0.99
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The billionaires don't give a crap, this is the future they see for America
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep, you can imagine the tackiness of the 🍊💩's America of the future, as he erases history and replaces it with his crass, tasteless style....
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And of course "tax the million/billionaires" that's the REAL threat to all Americans 🙄
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe the 🍊💩 has a contagious form of dementia, because those folks behind him are still clapping and cheering for this. Almost as though they've forgotten he's said the same crap repeatedly, for a decade! 🙄
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hmmm, might need to rename it tRump Lake 🤔😉😂
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ballast, one fatty either side 😉
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And no-one trusts either country with holding their personal information and not trying to abuse it!
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think you'll find it's actually a zipper 😉
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's all down to interpretation for them, twisting words to suit: - Fuck your neighbour - Feed the poor, to alligators - HEEL the sick, kick them of Medicare/Medicaid - Welcome the Stranger, to an ice concentration camp
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TBH, I think they are a bit too old for him 😉
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With the 🍊💩 and his regime, that should have been signed off "This isn't the Middle Ages...yet!"
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unfortunately, Under Felon 4547, inciting election fraud is mandatory. The ROW is looking on like.....
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Tomdelonge Funny Wig and Mustache Look
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We can sure hope 😉
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Homer Simpson's Dramatic Heart Attack
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does machine gun mean very noisy and doesn't stop chattering? 🤔
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If naming things makes them better, maybe we redesignate the 🍊💩 from POTUS to SCROTUS... Supreme Criminal Rapist Of The United States? 🤔
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't forget r@pe and pedophilia
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think what he's trying to say is everyone needs to get out there and thank Joe Biden by voting Dem in the mid terms 😉
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I dunno, I think Natalie is more of the psycho scorned (wannabe) ex.
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Minion Crazy Alert
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cue some Natalie on Margo shower action...but not in the way the 🍊💩 would like!
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Psycho
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe they could be more creative and live stream the 🍊💩's demise!!! It's nuclear, baby!
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Baby Screaming Polvo
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But this current regime doesn't care about the law, they literally feel like they are the law, or at the very least, above it!
feel.like
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm telling ya'll, something is "odd" about him
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TBH pretty soon roadkill racoon will be the safest thing to eat in the US!
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He probably only means for the white ones though, he'll no doubt suggest the non white members should face the death penalty.
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The whiteboard....
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No wonder she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp, she is full of self loathing.
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Dog Reacts to 'Conservatives' in Mirror
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dozey Don!
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Add in food, land, water, air, all harmful to health.
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can take a guess at why he's done it....
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Noragami Ebisu Receives Money Briefcase
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hmmm, I have my suspicions....🤔
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeh, but the food is toxic, the water is toxic, air toxic, maga men.. toxic, fuel prices... toxic, administration...toxic...so the MAGOP have managed all that!
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They can fuck right off! I bet if they met a brown American Christian, and a white European Muslim, they'd want to send the coloured person back to their own country! Religion is just a defence to their racism. I don't think these effers know Christianity actually started in the Middle East
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Meh Emoji Movie: The Ultimate Meh Expression
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The issue is that the 🍊💩's handlers have encouraged him to put totally unqualified people in place....and then told them to go live out their fantasies!
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is he "accidentally" ratting his boss out again? 🤔
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Probably copious amounts of drink and drugs, before passing out.
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Lazy Girl Passes Out on Couch
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are they liars, or are they actually lazy incompetent effers, who get handed information and simply regurgitate it without checking the validity. Minimal effort seems to be a MAGOP trait.
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Patrick Stewart as Picard: Make It So
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, with his lack of originality, his attempts to turn the US into Russia and his penchant for renaming things, it's only a matter of time before he decides to change the USA to the United States of Soviet Russia!
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They don't care about "brown" children. The only ones they "care" about are the nice white ones, created by "Alpha" magats, by r@ping young girls...well, only until the point of birth and then they are on their own as well! But woe betide that girl if she miscarried!
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Inconvenient facts always upset them, bloody snowflakes!
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You just know Natalie has a sharpied version,showing the photos the opposite way around. With "Biden's prices" over the higher ones and "The Almighty King Trump's prices" over the lower ones!
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I believe he just proves, by being a total whackadoodle, that it's still possible to get drugs in prison 😳🙄
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fetidman 🤮W⚓
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't worry, the administration will continue lying and deporting citizens, in order to claim they were illegals, so they can claim voter fraud, even though they aren't and it wasn't. 🙄
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Mini Cooper @minibradcooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cue the 🍊💩 demanding Alexa be renamed tRump!
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