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Hellcritter

@minesufferingbosom.bsky.social

183 followers 145 following 341 posts

Oft times toiling, belligerent grumbler, avid bird insulter

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Productive Saturday - whitened up the old vulture skull 😮‍💨

A freshly whitened and cleaned vulture skull. The poor beast was killed by a car and now makes house guests mildly uncomfortable.

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

then let the bards sing of how we rode to into the fray, giddy off that Baja Blast, brother

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

what flavor of Mountain Dew makes one valiant in battle?

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

bruh, rhythm is a dancer it's a soul's companion fo sho you can feel it everywhere, slime

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Phrenologically speaking - she's a lumpy 10

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Subalpine coniferous forest got me seeing frogs, got me delirious for amphibians 🗣

Cascade frog, probably chuffed, probably having the best time ever

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Injection molder? I hardly know her - classic dildo factory joke

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Hey man let's go lay our eggs by the pond. What? No, I don't care if they're fertilized or not, brother.

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Whoa, hey, settle down now

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Wish I could pop out and get bigger 😔

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

At long last we must be near Milf Island. Ready my cologne and fetch me my condom, lieutenant. We've a lusty combat ahead of us.

Captain Zap Branigan, ready for hot milf action, per usual

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

calmly and politely asking the starbucks barista to cauterize my wounds

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

This post was an absolute roller coaster, a real adventure 🤌

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

How it feels to be the only one to liked this post

Jesus, floating above his grave, light shining around him, and possibly has a boner but his robes hide the boner.

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Real formless heads know

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Why not just melt? Maybe give up and just liquify brother...?

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Oh thank heavens

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Damn girl, are those tubes fallopian?!?

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Few can summon the courage to nurture my buddy Ben from their own bosom

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

^^gotta read that in a chris parnell voice to get to the juice

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

sometimes I like to pretend the pretty ladies at work think me handsome - and whoa boy - what a rush

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

You mean fucka mid? He's alright

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

People don't want to hear this but screw worm infected beef is delicious. The parasites are the quickest way to flavor town, believe that

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Tell him I just did one of these. Tell him I'm doing this right now

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

never be ashamed of the fluids that ooze from your body

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Thats it, that's the one

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Was there a homoerotic Kung Fu movie called "Cum of the Dragon" or am I making that up just now for shit posting purposes?

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

"I'm getting sick and tired of all these mother fucking mangoes on a plane" or whatever you dumb sons of bitches

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

We thank you, oh blessed beast of the wall, oh highest of fence straddling felines, ramen 🙏

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Damn, this post got me feeling all the emotions

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Hey man did you ever get that pleasure raven I sent ya?

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Me and the leg day skipping boys to your juicy buns

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Bro we gotta hook you up with my tail guy, we gotta get you tailed up

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I got your ticket right here buddy 👊💥

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Sup Doug. How it do, senior fir?

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Large throbbing lendickular cloud formation. Totally Freaking Erect Bro. Aching with atmospheric desire.

Large throbbing cloud penus. Erect. Aching with atmospheric desire.

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

This makes me so jealous. I can't make anything out of my secreted calcium except a mess 😔

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Jesus watching you get that wicked dry handy during his little show

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

My buddy Jeff got locked up for putting other people's kids into a burlap sack. Most people accept that he was krampusmaxxing but the cops sure don't.

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Have her eat a human heart next. Feed clementine the viscera...?

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Praise Colobus ancient god of mischief and night sweats 🙏

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Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Giddy together 💞 (new slogan?)

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Tell these freaks they wrong 🗣

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

1 in 4 Americans suffer from "giddy anus"

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

I'm sorry for your loss (sam darnold, excellent QB play, rizz)

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Your appointment with The Spectre is today at 10:00, text C to confirm.

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I always assumed you were from Vicksberg, specially their renowned Freak Pit, but idk

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Hey that some Solid Work 😉😆😝(I'm sorry)

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Humbled! By workplace diarrhea

Hellcritter @minesufferingbosom.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Happy pill bug Sunday to those that celebrate

An orange cat curled up pill bug style, very cozy before another bout of violence and/or terrorism