MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 6hI had a different execution of that joke. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAcj...youtube.com[VRC Short] How Shoebill-chan Says Hi...YouTube video by mindlessgonzo 000
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 18hDid my civic duty, despite a Sheriff's deputy not hearing me three times I have a belt on that could set off the metal detector. 030
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Translation: "Got my boatloads of cash fucking everything up for the sake of that money! Imma bounce! Later, suckers!" 000
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They gay bash but are really gay for several dudes... and the wrong ones in some instances. 020
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This be looking like the same sidewalk where you know he had to do it to them. 010
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm too white for anything above Mild, my only Spanish words are from a Taco Bell menu, and I can't tan, only burn. My mom's a white woman from Washington state, and I was the result of sperm donation. Tune in next week when ICE mistakenly storm my building and deport my white sorry ass. 010
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It finally fucking happened. A Spanish sect of Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door trying to recruit me, because my real name was in a database, and as some people intimately knows, it's a Spanish last name because I was a kid from a previous marriage. 100
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Finally extracted and rendered the segment. It played fine in my DVD player but the disk drive kinda flubbed everything else up while ripping. Bluesky kept throwing errors so I had to upload to YT. www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4ix...youtube.comthat moment Jerry Springer tries standupYouTube video by mindlessgonzo 000
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A nice tribute from the 95/98 era, too. I can't wait for this. 000
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Do just about anything... except own the game. 020
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sat thu Clue with friends for a Tim Curry movie night tribute. What a riot. A lovable riot. 000
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That ban Will got still will be in place, because something about decorum... 010
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Nothing hates more than "Christian Love", after all. 000
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just super friggin' lazy with the patience of a potato. 000
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One of the woes of an unrestricted car cruise-in: Teslas... especially the damn Cybertruck. 010
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026But won't someone please think of the weapons making companies?! 090
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"And all we have to do is just deal with a higher electric bill, fucking having people, right?" 000
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That's like complaining a comedy film needs to remove all the funny parts by people who would probably never watch a funny movie. 020
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Meanwhile, making damn sure nobody with a massive gut, or a beard, or a HRT regiment, or even have the unAmerican value of empathy, but TONS of testosterone pumped into them and capable of pull-ups. Totally straight, bro. Not homo, lol 010
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Because we need people buying cars. The automotive industry lobbyists made it so. 210
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm kinda unsure he personally wants trans folks dead, at least with People Leo XIV. The nutcases everywhere else who claim to be Christian but are doing quite nothing Christian-like? Oh yeah, no fucking doubt, those fake-ass bitches could fuck off. www.newwaysministry.org/pope-leo-xiv...newwaysministry.orgPope Leo XIV on LGBTQ+ Issues - New Ways Ministry 000
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Force a good argument to replace it all with robots or something, knowing my luck. 000
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's festival day here in town, but it's raining lightly. Heck. And my home Internet is still out from last night. 000
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not unless you're that paid off thanks to capitalism. 000
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Yeah, but JOBS!" - politicians paid by these to bend the rules for them 000
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mad rush to the offices to get it submitted in person this time to make damn sure it's there: done... Now to wait. 010
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! Damn mail took so damn long, fax no longer an option, website so damn confusing, and my office wasn't there to print me out something, my SNAP renewal got denied! 100
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah, Kendrick Lamar/Drake was spicy... but, bish, don't talk to me until Kendrick gets Drake to play guitar and backing vocals while he performs in Drake's face all that dissing, just like Stevie Nicks did to Lindsey Buckingham. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVE4...youtube.comSilver Springs (2004 Remaster)YouTube video by Fleetwood Mac - Topic 010
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nah, to monitor their drives so they can give flimsy excuses to gut it all and privatize it for profit. 110
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I be Vergiling on my storm until it approaches. 010
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Good point. Witnessed some guy revving up his big jacked-up diesel pickup truck going through an intersection as if trying to impress somebody, but nobody bit so that logic does track a bit. 110
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The real issue is they can't meter the sun, lol 140
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We're also calling it Super Intelligence because we think you're so dumb, you gonna look at this and think of it as something totally different and love it. 0110
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah, but some old guys are worried that the girl they plan to grope in the bathroom would have a penis in those panties & their toxic friends will mock them about it. Some also worry that those they made fun way back in the day will in turn be normal & mock them, too, and that medicine is yucky. 090
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Or "we didn't promote this because it's not an existing safe money maker", like usual. Hopefully not "we didn't promote it because ew, furry." 150
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm sure that one can also short-circuit and suddenly speak Chinese, too, like that AI Actress those clowns shoved. 020
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You should've seen what Elon used to look like when he was at Paypal. 010
MindlessGonzo @mindlessgonzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Unfortunately, they got us stuck at work in fear of losing our jobs and homes. 120