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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 30/09/2026

The offending article. I still have a lingering headache even now 😖

An empty can of "JUICY MANGO – SUPREME GOLDEN BEER" - branding with joyful yellow lettering with an offset shadow on a light blue background.

Look how guilty it is. Shame. In truth I only have myself to blame.

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 27/09/2026

As is tradition for us now; big ponkins at the Malvern county show

Biggest ponkins of various colours and shades on a green platform with the crowd milling around behind.

A big yellow ponkin that looks like it wants to produce alien spawn

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 21/08/2026

Tonight's home cooked meal: Korean BBQ-style tofu "chick'n" with broccoli, soybeans and rice:

Golden brown chunks of tofu mixed with fried onions and red peppers, sauteed broccoli and edamame beans, and a pile of white rice, with tamari and sesame seeds sprinkled over the top, all plated up in a shiny blue/black/grey dish, with some charcoal grey chopsticks placed in the dish but the ends cropped out of frame.

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 03/04/2026

WTF is this shit unskippable ad supposed to be advertising??

An incomprehensible advert with an anthropomorphized avocado tapping a mobile screen on the right hand side of the display, half a "Google Play' button on the left. Also, "r Ow!"

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 22/12/2025

An evening's doodling, trying repeating, rope-like shapes. Done while my partner watched Critical Role

A double side of a lined notebook filled with doodles.

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 17/12/2025

Great news! novaramedia.com/2025/09/22/m...

An excerpt from the linked article, the passage highlighted:

> She’s vocal on her support for transgender members, promising them the “full support of the union” to live as their “true authentic selves.”

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 15/12/2025

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

A woman fondling a piece of furniture; captioned "This poof is the absolute love of my life"

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 27/11/2025

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

Xitter post from dean.fm (@floral_dean)

"THAT'S what a labubu is?? if you wanted a little freak you can carry around on a chain I was here the whole time"

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 16/11/2025

We love seeing hot girls in dresses Qtp with you being a hottie in a dress 🔥💃 Hadn't posted this one yet but this was a bargain TK Maxx find that I feel cute in and took out for my last work trip in August.

Min in a high-neck sleeveless blue jersey column dress coming to just above the knee.

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 16/11/2025

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy One would have thought I'd have worked this out in the early noughties based on my taste in webcomics. I was a very dumb egg!

Marge Simpson meme:

Marge captioned "Me, an egg" holding an item captioned "stories about gender transformation" stating "I just think they're neat."

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 08/11/2025

Post you from a different era. First time I've done this on the timeline. Strange to think this is nearly TWENTY years ago! I think I've lived three lives since then…

A baby-faced but pre-transition Min with the saddest little moustache - not knowing what's in store for her. The expression is mildly enigmatic, but clearly sad.

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 31/10/2025

I loved the chance to trot out the couple's costume that my partner (and I to a lesser extent) have been working on over the last few months! She is the moth to my flame 🔥🦋

Min as a femme Lumiere from beauty and the beast, including light up boot covers, sconce arm pieces, and flickering tea lights in a corset and headpiece

Min's partner Lau as Mothma'am in a stunning flowy black dress, elasticated corset, winged and sequined cape and ostrich feather headpiece with light up red eyes

A couples shot of the two of us. Big black cat/golden retriever energy here!

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 29/10/2025

Post something random or you'll have an awful November

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 28/10/2025

For whomever is interested: you can drive a set of parallel-wired LEDs directly off a 3.7v Li-Ion cell

Two lit (but jankily soldered) strings of LEDs, each attached to their own lithium pouch cell via a magnetic connection for easy assembly - ready for installation into Friday's costume.

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 09/10/2025

I don't know why the adoption agency was so particular that the child must have known the sweet grace of footwear! - Ernest Hemingway

The "Lionel Hutz" Simpsons meme format.

In the first panel, the card reads: "For sale – baby shoes, never worn", in the last, corrected to "For sale – baby! shoes; never worn"

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 07/10/2025

Today I baked a GF sourdough loaf using spare starter. Over time, I've replaced the original wheat-based medium. Apparently; time well spent!!

A fresh loaf of sourdough bread, with a pale crust, on a cooling rack. The fluffy internal structure is poking through the top.

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 01/10/2025

Tonight's labours; cutting up our two pumpkins we grew ready for curries, risotto, soups and other yummy treats!

Eleven freezer bags in two rows, containing bright yellow diced pumpkin flesh, nom nom nom

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 20/09/2025

Scammer alert ‼️‼️ @drbossxy.bsky.social started a chat with me and attempted to get me to connect with them on their discord account cosmo_202. Image attached:

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 04/09/2025

Show me an image on your phone that has your energy but is not a selfie

Two girls on a sofa. One (captioned 'Me') is being pinned down by the other (captioned 'The cute girl I pulled by being a shy autistic mess')

Almost exactly scenes from 14 years ago, barring my gender presentation being wrong, though I didn't know it at the time

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 31/07/2025

Capitalising in their burgeoussy 'til they proletariat

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 20/07/2025

Sunday morning is for crumpets on the griddle

A cast-iron griddle with eight crumpets, arranged in two columns - the left four have just been laid out and so are pale on the top; the right four have been flipped and are golden brown

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 19/07/2025

If you see this, I implore you to post from your device without context.

A four-panel display of different frogs, from top-left clockwise:

Glass Frog
Shows a picture of two glass frogs, one from underneath and one from above. In the one from underneath you can see their insides … cool!!

Mossy Frog
Has all of the fancy scaly bits. A bog witch queen, she has no time for your nonsense!

Tomato Frog
This round boi on the other hand has all the time for your nonsense, he is forgiving to a fault. If you lick his forehead it tastes like gravy.

Amazon Milk Frog
Distraught with the unfortunate state of having been named to coincide with Bezos' notorious venture, this one is being comforted by another of its kind.

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 01/06/2025

post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June

A blue sign with white writing lies on a wood veneer table, with a packet strategically placed on it, so that the complete sign reads:

"Please TOP ME [WHITE SUGAR] Thank you"

Reader, believe me if brown sugar had been an option, that would have been my preference.

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 18/05/2025

I'll take that!!! openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 05/04/2025

I love Alexandra, she does great videos, but my brain did a flip when I saw this thumbnail and thought, "why on earth has she contoured her shoulders?!" before realising it is the sweater she's wearing 🙈

A screenshot from the YouTube app showing the thumbnail and title for an Alexandra Anele video. The video is titled "The Sephora Sale is here, SHOP SMART" and in the thumbnail, Alexandra is pictured wearing a brown sweater with a neckline that is almost off-the-shoulder.

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 05/06/2024

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

Two cats, both alike in dignity, one ossie and one black, they are standing on the sofa and both are blepping their tongues out.

A caption at the top reads "this is us being silly when we're together"

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 11/05/2024

your last saved selfie is you on the outside and your last saved meme is you on the inside. Apparently legs are a big thing for me rn!

A selfie of Min, a red-haired woman, posing with a peace sign and tongue stuck out, taken from a park bench in timer mode.

Min is wearing a sleeveless navy button-down shirt, some lighter blue shorts, some yellow/white converse-style trainers, heart-shaped blue/pink sunglasses and has a bag slung over one shoulder. The bag itself is not visible but the strap is a light-tan. Her knees are out, how scandalous!! ):3

Screenshot of a twitter post without the user info.

The text reads "The AI expansion of the Descartes portrait though".

The picture attached is best described like so: Descartes reclines on the floor wearing black gym shorts and white trainers, as if about to commence hip-thrusts. His legs are BUFF. 😳

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 06/05/2024

Because I very definitely enter my late 30s in the next week, but feel so much happier than my last birthday, I've been celebrating by dolling up a bit over the past few days. I'm pleased with the results, but mainly I'm glad my partner still thinks I look cute!

Min, a red-haired white woman, is wearing a red linen shirt dress and a thin white belt and is sitting on a green sofa. She wears red lipstick and silver earrings and is smiling towards the camera

Min, a red-haired white woman, wears a white linen blouse and a yellowy-green cotton skirt. She stands in front of a forest green sideboard and a white wall near some plants and smiles towards the camera

Min, a red-haired white woman, is wearing a blue dress and a black cardigan and is holding their phone (in a fairly heavily scuffed case) to take the photo in a bathroom mirror

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 05/04/2024

As an aging millennial, I declare this poster needs more badgers. 🦡🦡🦡

A framed poster, showing botanical pictures of fruiting fungal bodies, and close-ups of gills, internal structure, and mycorrhizal network.

Above the poster, there is a sign stating "WYE VALLEY and ROYAL FOREST of DEAN ENQUIRY BUREAU", the mixed casings and typefaces of which bring me out in hives.

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 04/04/2024

Seriously, if you haven't seen them, they're weird little goblins.

A skeleton of a penguin retrieved via search engine from the recesses of the internet. They looks like a skeksis that has had a bad time. See the bony joint that's sticking out of the side at 90 degrees? That's their knee. They don't seem to have much of a hip joint to speak of for a supposedly bipedal creature. I guess that's what you get for speccing so much into the aquatic motion portion of the skill tree!

🐧🐧🐧

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 07/03/2024

When I'm working, my cat loves to come and sit on my lap, which is lovely to have a little furry co-pilot that doubles up as a hot water bottle. Unfortunately he has a habit of headbutting my boob, which is not the most comfortable of experiences at the moment!

PoV: Emmett the fluffy tuxedo cat, chonkiest of bois, destroyer of rodents and scratcher of posts sits like a loaf on your lap, while you are wearing a skeleton-printed zip-down hoodie and black leggings.

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 11/02/2024

🛑🛑 this is a bluesky tollgate. You must submit a cute selfie to scroll this feed. 🛑🛑 ____________________________

A woman with red hair, a white jumper with black stripes, and a necklace with a pendant featuring two crossed silver daggers around a black heart-shaped stone sits in an office chair in front of a whiteboard and smiles at you. Roll for initiative.

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Mincandescently scorching retinas @min.clustaf.uk · 22/11/2023

This season's affirmations; now we're coming into winter! ❄️☠️

A chalkboard with the following written on, with blue snowflakes scattered around:

Affirmations:

• I am gentle with my words and hands
• I am loved and valued
• I am respected and show respect in turn
• Everyone deserves safety
• Dismantle systems of oppression
• I try my best and I am worthy
• We talk it through as a crew!

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