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Mad Madam Mims

@mims.blood.gay
69 followers 60 following 614 posts

Suicidal romantic with a penchant for the chaotic and weird. Not safe for work, <21, cis men, conservatives, or liberals.

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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 6h
They do try to keep up sometimes. It’s cute
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 9h
My partners, victims, and test subjects are absolutely horrified when they realize I can take far more pain than they can contemplate receiving, especially when they see me laughing, growling, and smiling all the way through.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 9h
I got caught. I got disassembled. Then I disassembled others. So much pain. So much queer joy through suffering.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 03/10/2026
On my way to get hunted in the woods for a bounty.
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Scary Internet Dyke @hedera.blood.gay · 19/08/2026
A photo of a demon holding a girl’s mouth open and spitting into it with the text “how girls who use :3 want to be held”
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 02/10/2026
I like what PT is doing for my legs. I’m almost ready to crush a skull with my thighs.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 30/09/2026
I just got sued by Louisiana, Arkansas, and Alabama I’m on the board of a nonprofit that provides sliding scale reproductive healthcare in underserved regions. They’re coming after us for millions. More to come as we build our strategy, but we will need help. cerepro.org/donate
cerepro.org
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 29/09/2026
Luv
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 28/09/2026
Sometimes staples are sloppy because she’s not worthy of precision
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 26/09/2026
Switches negotiating Saturday plans
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 25/09/2026
Start of a good weekend
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 25/09/2026
I’m not even supposed to be here today
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 25/09/2026
I might start a class on how to do sadism without breaking skin as it seems to have become a lost art
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 21/09/2026
As a trans elder millennial musical theater band nerd growing up in the DC area, the death of the Kennedy Center somehow feels just as personal and hurtful as all the attacks on my career and healthcare and personhood.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 20/09/2026
I need to start using my main account more. I’m pretty sure some of the people who are following me do not want this kind of content in their feed.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 20/09/2026
The whole thread is incredible, but this part especially. There was a “how intimidating do you think I am?” trope going around. I got a 2-3 out of 10 from everyone. Nobody here has explained my sadism. Everyone in meat space who has thinks I’m the scariest person in the world.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 18/09/2026
Dry needling at my physical therapy appointment. Struggling to not get turned on. Distracting myself by shopping for a TENS unit so I can share this lovely experience as part of an interrogation scene.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 18/09/2026
A friend and colleague took me to dinner at a gorgeous Cuban place. It felt so nice to be seen and respected and loved in my professional and personal lives at the same time. I’ve worked too hard at keeping them separate. That’s changing this year.
Host stand at a Cuban pop up restaurant with a sign that says Havana 151 and green foliage hanging from the ceiling.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 17/09/2026
Seeking fun ideas for head restraint that involves full immobilization without collars or hoods. Go!
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 16/09/2026
Someone said something about digging a hole for themselves and I thought why a hole when it could be a dry socket and I don’t like my brain any more than you do h/t @minnietheyid.blood.gay
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 15/09/2026
I was at the dentist, thinking fondly of @trannieoakley.blood.gay and @hedera.blood.gay
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 15/09/2026
When your favorite toy maker invites you to share a room at a con he’s vending on the opposite coast so he can do service for both you and his wife…
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 15/09/2026
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 14/09/2026
Oh neat - the completely manageable dysphoria has finally reached the point of not being manageable. Nice to see that my ability to function in society and handle simple day-to-day tasks has completely disappeared. Perfect timing for it.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 14/09/2026
Happy happy happy
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 10/09/2026
Treasure the small things. Like when you’re at the last serving of yogurt so you can throw the fruit and honey into the container instead of using a bowl while you tell your girlfriend about how a plastic bag is going to play a big role in your next date and she should practice holding her breath.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 07/09/2026
New term: Tight Twenty. Used when a scene is time limited and you choose to apply overwhelming intensity, fear, and violence in 20 minutes, leaving room for longer after care and recovery. Saying “we’re going to do a Tight Twenty” illicits a strong reaction with at least one partner.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 28/08/2026
Loneliness is a virtue
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𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton had a decades-long, unbelievably successful music career, and the thing she's remembered for first is being a kind and generous person that's aspirational
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 25/08/2026
In completely unrelated news, I opened my new suturing practice kit today
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 23/08/2026
I would think a one or two unless you meet me in specific circumstances.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 23/08/2026
Never has a thing been more well said
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 21/08/2026
Growing tits has reduced my popularity in the gay community, so I’ve been without Halloween plans for the last bunch of years. Maybe this holiest of queer holidays is when I can start hanging out with my own people. Who wants to take in a stray this year?
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 20/08/2026
A story about me, the wicked old witch, penned by the late Terry Pratchett
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Chloe 🌹, fractal femme @lunarweasel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Trauma recovery requires you to put a lot of effort into separating the way something *feels* from the way something *is,* and once you've put the effort in it becomes painfully obvious when people haven't done the work
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 20/08/2026
How might one convince a puppy girl she’s taking her last nap?
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 20/08/2026
My wife, who is a sage: “When you grow, you shed, and that sucks.”
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 19/08/2026
Setting this boundary ended a relationship. That’s cause for celebration.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 19/08/2026
Shocking and bold declaration: I am not a kink, intimacy, or sex dispenser. I think I’m pretty cool and some think I’m good at stuff. If you want me to be good at stuff with you, contribute.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 16/08/2026
Spending this weekend changing my surroundings. Moved my bedroom into the smaller room. The bigger room is now an office, play space, and guest room. I’m breaking the rules by painting the walls. Forcing a change in perspective to start moving in a different direction.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 16/08/2026
I would pay real american dollars to someone who could beat, cut, or hypnotize me into being able to break down crying when I need it. I haven’t found a therapist who can do it, so I’m going to beg for a Domme instead.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 14/08/2026
The main source material for my dental medfet persona
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 13/08/2026
Every time I have to wait while a suburban dipshit takes 15 tries to reverse his huge pickup truck into a parking space, I think of new ways to torture my girlfriend. So anyway, looks like we’re doing cast iron manacles and mouth sutures in a couple of weeks.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 13/08/2026
Last post op appointment today. If all goes well, I will be untethered, free to live out the dreams and nightmares of the last few months.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 13/08/2026
I talked to some pretty cool people today. Then they beat each other senseless. It was a good day.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 12/08/2026
Going to an event tonight for the first time in a while. I can only carry 5 lbs and haven’t set up any scenes. How do I decide what to bring?
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 12/08/2026
Try before you buy. I have a new game to play on both sides.
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 12/08/2026
I prefer my lettuce to be the devil’s these days
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 10/08/2026
I went to dinner with someone who learned their DIY approach from @trannieoakley.blood.gay and it was so cool
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Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 10/08/2026
Task this week: nuke all Google applications from my devices. I accidentally click the new obtrusive Gemini buttons at least once a day. Task next week: create predicament scene involving mobile app dark patterns.
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