Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 9hMy partners, victims, and test subjects are absolutely horrified when they realize I can take far more pain than they can contemplate receiving, especially when they see me laughing, growling, and smiling all the way through. 170
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 9hI got caught. I got disassembled. Then I disassembled others. So much pain. So much queer joy through suffering. 060
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 02/10/2026I like what PT is doing for my legs. I’m almost ready to crush a skull with my thighs. 140
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 30/09/2026I just got sued by Louisiana, Arkansas, and Alabama I’m on the board of a nonprofit that provides sliding scale reproductive healthcare in underserved regions. They’re coming after us for millions. More to come as we build our strategy, but we will need help. cerepro.org/donatecerepro.org 067
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 28/09/2026Sometimes staples are sloppy because she’s not worthy of precision 1130
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 25/09/2026I might start a class on how to do sadism without breaking skin as it seems to have become a lost art 060
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 21/09/2026As a trans elder millennial musical theater band nerd growing up in the DC area, the death of the Kennedy Center somehow feels just as personal and hurtful as all the attacks on my career and healthcare and personhood. 120
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 20/09/2026I need to start using my main account more. I’m pretty sure some of the people who are following me do not want this kind of content in their feed. 020
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 20/09/2026The whole thread is incredible, but this part especially. There was a “how intimidating do you think I am?” trope going around. I got a 2-3 out of 10 from everyone. Nobody here has explained my sadism. Everyone in meat space who has thinks I’m the scariest person in the world. 1100
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 18/09/2026Dry needling at my physical therapy appointment. Struggling to not get turned on. Distracting myself by shopping for a TENS unit so I can share this lovely experience as part of an interrogation scene. 020
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 18/09/2026A friend and colleague took me to dinner at a gorgeous Cuban place. It felt so nice to be seen and respected and loved in my professional and personal lives at the same time. I’ve worked too hard at keeping them separate. That’s changing this year. 130
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 17/09/2026Seeking fun ideas for head restraint that involves full immobilization without collars or hoods. Go! 430
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 16/09/2026Someone said something about digging a hole for themselves and I thought why a hole when it could be a dry socket and I don’t like my brain any more than you do h/t @minnietheyid.blood.gay 020
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 15/09/2026I was at the dentist, thinking fondly of @trannieoakley.blood.gay and @hedera.blood.gay 140
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 15/09/2026When your favorite toy maker invites you to share a room at a con he’s vending on the opposite coast so he can do service for both you and his wife… 020
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 14/09/2026Oh neat - the completely manageable dysphoria has finally reached the point of not being manageable. Nice to see that my ability to function in society and handle simple day-to-day tasks has completely disappeared. Perfect timing for it. 010
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 10/09/2026Treasure the small things. Like when you’re at the last serving of yogurt so you can throw the fruit and honey into the container instead of using a bowl while you tell your girlfriend about how a plastic bag is going to play a big role in your next date and she should practice holding her breath. 130
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 07/09/2026New term: Tight Twenty. Used when a scene is time limited and you choose to apply overwhelming intensity, fear, and violence in 20 minutes, leaving room for longer after care and recovery. Saying “we’re going to do a Tight Twenty” illicits a strong reaction with at least one partner. 193
Reposted by Mad Madam Mims𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton had a decades-long, unbelievably successful music career, and the thing she's remembered for first is being a kind and generous person that's aspirational 028561
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 25/08/2026In completely unrelated news, I opened my new suturing practice kit today 061
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 23/08/2026I would think a one or two unless you meet me in specific circumstances. 330
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 21/08/2026Growing tits has reduced my popularity in the gay community, so I’ve been without Halloween plans for the last bunch of years. Maybe this holiest of queer holidays is when I can start hanging out with my own people. Who wants to take in a stray this year? 071
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 20/08/2026A story about me, the wicked old witch, penned by the late Terry Pratchett 000
Reposted by Mad Madam MimsChloe 🌹, fractal femme @lunarweasel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Trauma recovery requires you to put a lot of effort into separating the way something *feels* from the way something *is,* and once you've put the effort in it becomes painfully obvious when people haven't done the work 1365
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 20/08/2026How might one convince a puppy girl she’s taking her last nap? 140
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 20/08/2026My wife, who is a sage: “When you grow, you shed, and that sucks.” 040
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 19/08/2026Setting this boundary ended a relationship. That’s cause for celebration. 070
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 19/08/2026Shocking and bold declaration: I am not a kink, intimacy, or sex dispenser. I think I’m pretty cool and some think I’m good at stuff. If you want me to be good at stuff with you, contribute. 071
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 16/08/2026Spending this weekend changing my surroundings. Moved my bedroom into the smaller room. The bigger room is now an office, play space, and guest room. I’m breaking the rules by painting the walls. Forcing a change in perspective to start moving in a different direction. 020
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 16/08/2026I would pay real american dollars to someone who could beat, cut, or hypnotize me into being able to break down crying when I need it. I haven’t found a therapist who can do it, so I’m going to beg for a Domme instead. 010
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 13/08/2026Every time I have to wait while a suburban dipshit takes 15 tries to reverse his huge pickup truck into a parking space, I think of new ways to torture my girlfriend. So anyway, looks like we’re doing cast iron manacles and mouth sutures in a couple of weeks. 020
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 13/08/2026Last post op appointment today. If all goes well, I will be untethered, free to live out the dreams and nightmares of the last few months. 250
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 13/08/2026I talked to some pretty cool people today. Then they beat each other senseless. It was a good day. 051
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 12/08/2026Going to an event tonight for the first time in a while. I can only carry 5 lbs and haven’t set up any scenes. How do I decide what to bring? 220
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 12/08/2026Try before you buy. I have a new game to play on both sides. 020
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 10/08/2026I went to dinner with someone who learned their DIY approach from @trannieoakley.blood.gay and it was so cool 030
Mad Madam Mims @mims.blood.gay · 10/08/2026Task this week: nuke all Google applications from my devices. I accidentally click the new obtrusive Gemini buttons at least once a day. Task next week: create predicament scene involving mobile app dark patterns. 030