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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 4h
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I call this one "Ugly Mouthpiece."
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably not, because there are built-in safeguards to keep a criminal president from facing real consequences. They retain Secret Service protection after being found guilty beyond the slightest doubt. "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone, and not lose any voters."
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It would not only be kind of funny. It would be fucking hilarious.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The demographic this is meant to inspire would have gone extinct hundreds of years ago, were it not for the evolution of healthcare and technology. Ironic as hell, isn't it?
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Damn, this f'n dog fights dirty," said 25,000 fleas.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Posting this for no particularly good reason. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecu...
en.wikipedia.org
Gropecunt Lane - Wikipedia
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Who remembers this obscure "contractual obligation" album?
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Proof® that Carl is God. Thanks in advance for any ideas how I can work 42 into this thing.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I know you abhor emoticons, but 🤣.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Bodil Joensen, adult film actress and pig farmer."
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I read a little more about Swedish Erotica's history.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My favorite entry in his litany of fucked-up pathetic shit was when Maila "Vampira" Nurmi reportedly couldn't do a nude scene in a casket because she'd had a stroke. Do you know of any famous person who died at a lower rock-bottom than Ed Wood?
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I vaguely remember a rag simply called "Climax." Looked it up. Kiddie porn from Denmark! One of Epstein's inspirations?
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh, I remember "Swedish" Erotica. A staple of porn shops in seventies SF. Try not to have Dancing Queen stuck in your head.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Reading the fine print in Our Dumb Century is worth the eye strain.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Naked Lunch was incomprehensible to me, but I appreciated its contribution to music. Missed out on Kerouac entirely. Thompson's pretentious coolness appealed to a stupid dangerous loose-cannon party animal youth that I undeservedly survived. I still wear mismatched socks on purpose, though.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I see one goy schwantz in that lovely floral arrangement.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My taste has never been very eclectic like yours. Shamefully mainstream, except for High School Required where they gave a bin full of choices. "...but after awhile you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth." —H.S. Thompson
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I presume Anal Sex 1 through 10 are in another folder. "I gave you animals to fuck, and you're EATING them?" —God, per Louis C.K.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I wish I still had the attention span to (re)read great litterachir.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This guy called me an imbercile!
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I learned some Latin from Holysmoke. Mainly "ad hominem." The few megabytes I saved prior to '97, when I exited a relationship under cover of darkness and lost contact with the Fido, make me cringe at the way I wrote back then. I cringe at the way I write now, too.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I just keep my documents - such as they are - in a folder. I'm a nobody with nothing important to document. Except, perhaps, for the possible future need to avoid deportation by proving to Shitler's Gestapo that my birth in Germany was on U.S. soil.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I don't use organizer software. I'd rather have a chaotic shitheap of "I'll get to it later" on my drives. The market profits more from huge boxes with lots of illuminated color-changing case fans. The computer equivalent of a lowered Honda Civic with ghetto wheels and a ridiculous subwoofer.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Two Onion articles on the same page.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I've been threatening defection (or defecation if you prefer) to Linux for years, but now my declining memorization faculties may crap out under the burden of learning a whole different OS. There are quite a few softwares (oops, I mean "apps") that would be hard to find adequate substitutes for.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Since DIY boxes became pointless after store-bought became the cheaper way to go, HP got a lot worse with the shit that has to be scraped off. But they've lightened up considerably with my latest, a bottom-end Omnidesk from Costco. People must have complained.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
No one has improved on Louie C.K.'s analysis, and that was way back at the start of Shitler's first term. youtu.be/XNxG2PBVMlI
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Louis C.K. Calls Trump A 'Gross Crook Dirty Rotten Lying Sack Of'...
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I love your pad, man.
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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ramrca.bsky.social @ramrca.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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malodorous pervert @milzeddy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Tangent Alert:
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