milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026someone write an mf doom type bar that rhymes flaccid with deoxyribonucleic acid 010
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i'll pound you into pieces and make oleo saccharum outta your ass. i'll mix you with seltzers and liquers and shit 020
Reposted by milo ✱Studio Flimpo @flimpo.co · 01/10/2026An eldritch entity gaslights the most anxious girl in the world during her first year at art school. Watch MANDELBROT HALL on YouTube on October 16th. 213650
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the united poopdom of great shitian and northern farterland 120
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026its genuinely so fucked up that if you work out regularly a little bit the anxiety gets easier to handle . like fuckkkk my mommy was right FUCKKKK 020
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026had to enable content filters on this account because i was getting asgore undertale's entire dick and balls on my phone screen sitting on an NJ transit bus 020
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i am allowed to go on bluesky for five minutes a day and i just post and poast as much as i can until my screentime app cuts me off like a seasoned bartender telling a drunk divorced mother to hit the road and call a waymo 030
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 22/09/2026never ask a man his age. a woman her salary. a nonbinary they dishes 010
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 22/09/2026bro you gotta go to the restaurant where they have chicken and carbohydrate . and you GOTTA get the secret orange sauce too. they call it the Bowl 020
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 21/09/2026when i was a kid i used to feel bad for the guy who made The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny because I thought it was the only famous song he ever made. i was an ignorant fool at the time 160
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026dutch people be like "blawe sky poern is verschrikkelijke faps" 030
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 16/09/2026what would you do if someone was going down on you and they said "sneak-a-doodle bite, number one!" 120
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026what if there were "ethical castrati" and they were just women 010
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026buldak noodles isnt even food its like some other shit that makes you shit some other shit 041
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026one of my favorite writing advice youtubers had a long bout of religious psychosis a while back and started making raps. I think he's better now and deleted most of them but lowkey he was good at it and they still get stuck in my head 140
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026guy working at the gym made me pay 68 bucks to reinstate my membership and i almost just started begging and crying like a dog. and not in the sexy way 130
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 09/09/2026they're sifting your ass through a fine mesh sive on all purpose flour twitter 040
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 09/09/2026what if mandelbrot hall comes out and everyone gets mad at me for no reason . throws up 220
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 09/09/2026guy who has to jerk off to completion before making an easy, delicious weeknight dinner thats packed with protein (and it only takes 15 minutes to make!) 000
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 07/09/2026they're centering your ass on div twitter. they're putting your children in the flexbox and justifying the content to the left bro. bro they're cascading your style sheets bro 010
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 04/09/2026my nails are the least bitten and torn up they have been in literal years. damn lol 020
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i feel like its only a matter of time before my post-burnout creative boost kicks in and i make some sort of crazy experimental thing that nobody likes or even acknowledges when i show it to them (even though i still fw it) 150
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 03/09/2026nescafe is a stimulant medication if you are a small and weak enough animal 010
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 03/09/2026went to the doctors office today and i peed in a cup and blooded in a tube. who KNOWS what happens next!!!!! 050
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 01/09/2026bluesky posting is great because you can write whatever you want and no one will see it 160
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 28/08/2026selling things on facebook marketplace makes even the most innocent of transactions feel like a drug deal 130
Reposted by milo ✱jaca🌱 @jacadamia.com · 24/08/2026all new Fred-eo out now!! :3 youtu.be/LEBztKY6fR4youtu.beFred the Angry Spoon and the Worst Rescue Plan Ever that WorkedYouTube video by Jacadamia 217432
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 24/08/2026can i really be considered part of the online niche transfem creator circle if all i ever post on here is tame. do the cool trans girls in my computer know i have a waluigi or do they just think i'm always palatable 050
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 23/08/2026My new song, "How to Turn Inside Out" is out now :-) soundcloud.com/finejune/how... #b3d 38217
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i made a new song that samples the how to turn a sphere inside out video. if you know you know on.soundcloud.com/86rBnAwpsCdk...soundcloud.comHow To Turn Inside OutSample flip from The Geometry Center's "Outside In" (1994) 130
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 13/08/2026hey, i read somewhere that mathematicians can turn a sphere inside out 030
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 12/08/2026omniscient immortal northernlion doing a tier list of every living guy over the course of several billion years 031
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 07/08/2026lets watch what happens when we put lexapro into this coyote girl 030
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 03/08/2026rebecca black's new singles are actually so catchy. gaga was right, she is a genius 010
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 28/07/2026if you gave a Taco Bell Grilled Cheese Burrito to the 1880s swiss scientists who first discovered using sodium citrate to make melty cheese, would they a) have an oppenheimer moment 2) lowkey fw it or 3) poop insane style 020
Reposted by milo ✱jaca🌱 @jacadamia.com · 27/07/2026HATS (and more) are BACK! at www.jacadamia.com ! 425340
Reposted by milo ✱anders @pepoeke.bsky.social · 17/07/2026SOUNDKILLAZ - Razor Sharp V.S. Ruff Rydas #SOUNDKILLAZ 771859900
milo ✱ @miloyote.bsky.social · 23/07/2026do you think the guys who named DeviantArt always knew it was going to be like that or is it another example of nominative determinism 040