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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I really wanted for the Wendy's emo album to be on that I listened to as a joke and then only thought of once a year or so but guys....this is going to be in my regular rotation. God damn you @Wendys .

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I have a thing for shorter guys (not hard to come by when you're 6'4), but it does mean that I have to face the fact that they'll always be seeing me from the most unflattering angle. I can only hope they're into nostrils.

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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Reposting because of the sony news

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

So the other day the freezer section was a little tight and I was pressed too close to the freezer door at one point. Ended up getting a bit of a startle.

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The other day at a restaurant I noticed that the only ice cream options from the softserve machine were vanilla and pineapple. This is the future the liberals want for your children. (/s)

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

4-of-5 versions of a YCH that I did over on FA. Wouldn't let me upload the 5th, so I went with the juiciest for you all. Been thinking of opening up slots again, let me know if anyone has any interest in that and I'll consider it!

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I just mindlessly carried the Roku remote from the living room into my bedroom, spotted the bedroom remote on the nightstand, then looked down at the one in my hand with a feeling like in a movie where they discover the person next to them was a doppelganger imposter the entire time.

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Just saw two birds having sex on top of a Golden Corral sign and I think I have a new goal in life.

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

This is now live on my FA! www.furaffinity.net/user/milonet...

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Think I'm finally going to open this YCH later this evening over on my FA page if anyone is interested! I'll start with 3 slots at first to avoid burnout, but will probably open more at a later date. www.furaffinity.net/user/milonet...

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I was chatting with an older couple who said they wanted to convert their basement into a "play room". I said, "Oh, what, is the public park not good enough for you!?" They told me, no, it was a sex thing, so I repeated my question. (I'm really tired today, let me make bad jokes)

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

My Reaction When www.furaffinity.net/user/milonettle subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Rock Stars www.furaffinity.net/user/milonettle subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Okay, explain to me like I'm 5, but I thought the whole point of Substar was that it didn't use payment processors which was why it could get away with hosting the things Patreon wouldn't? So why are they doing this to appease the payment processors?

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Today I managed to balance on one leg that had fallen asleep, and now I'm pretty sure I know what levitation feels like. It was scary, but magical.

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Got some good stuff over on Patreon and Substar if you're interested in some early acccess or HD version of my things! Support your local porn artists! Or don't, you're cool either way. Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle Subscribestar: subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Billy + Way www.furaffinity.net/user/milonettle subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I'm such an idiot sometimes. I saw a sign today advertising something for Friday March 13th and said "Ooh, March has a Friday the 13th in it". I said that....TODAY.....FRIDAY...........FEBRUARY 13TH!!! It took me until NOW! 7pm to realize what an ass I am! I know I slept bad but dayum!

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Okay, this is probably a silly question from a silly billy of a man, but what do you call this part of a toaster, and why was I raised always calling it "the button". Does this count as a button? A lever? A.....slide?

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

High School Me: "If I could choose how I die, how would I wanna go out." Me now: ...Impressively

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Drill Instructor www.furaffinity.net/user/milonettle subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Milo Goes To Camp www.furaffinity.net/user/milonettle subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV. There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.

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Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

If you're ever near me when someone says "Ugh, I hate musicals" and you see me slow blink, that's me stifling an eye roll. Writing off Feivel Goes West like that is no way to earn my respect.

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I just asked the question, out loud, "what kind of catastrophic things would happen if mountains could yell". I did take a bit of a gummy, but that was two minutes ago so I don't think it's kicked in yet, but damn that's a stoner question.

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

"Yeah, that new Gaga album is pretty good, I've listened to Abracadabra a few times, but ultimately I'm a rock guy. Oh look, my yearly recap! My top is probably gonna be Spiritbox or something......oh......oh okay, nevermind."

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Happy Halloween everyone! Here's a callback to good ol' Max getting a little more than he bargained for in that creepy old house on the hill. www.furaffinity.net/user/milonettle subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Heya folks! Finances have been a bit rough lately, so I thought I'd post about my subscription pages. Any little bit helps, but of course no pressure! Hope you're day has been good! Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle Subscribestar: subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Get early access for $2 and HD versions for $5 a month on substar and Patreon! www.furaffinity.net/user/milonettle subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Get early access for $2 and HD versions for $5 a month on substar and Patreon! www.furaffinity.net/user/milonettle subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Oh yeah, I did a thing with one of my pictures

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I have three confessions to make 1 - I blast music at top volume and headbang in the shower. 2 - I pee in the shower sometimes, and I think people who find that gross are weird. 3 - Until today I've never done both at the same time, and I agree, that's really fuckin' weird. I stopped immediately.

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Akimbo Get early access for $2 and HD versions for $5 a month on substar and Patreon! www.furaffinity.net/user/milonet... subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

An actual sentence I found myself saying to someone today: "I feel like I should try watching some clown porn sometime. Ya know, just to see." Followed soon after by: "If a clown knocks somebody up, how many clown babies come tumbling out? Is it clown car rules?"

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Chew Toy Get early access for $2 and HD versions for $5 a month on substar and Patreon! www.furaffinity.net/user/milonet... subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

YCH for @billybhyenaboy.bsky.social www.furaffinity.net/user/milonet... subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Why were Madea movies marketed as comedies? Each one I've seen is about domestic violence or something tough like that, then Madea pops in to say a catch phrase and poofs. It's like if Ernest Goes To Jail was actually Shawshank but Ernest pops in to say "Know what I mean, Vern" a few times.

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Somehow my biggest achievement so far today is hearing the phrase "rustic oak" and repeating it in my head so many times that I'm pretty sure they actually said "rusty coke".

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

YCH for @anouknsfw.bsky.social subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Sometimes you just gotta get a little bit of that evening air in the fur, ya know? subscribestar.adult/milo-nettle www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle linktr.ee/milonettle

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Best part of small town living is watching people speculate what the new building is going to be. Like, sure Barbara, the corrugated sheet metal building they're putting up in a town of nothing but two gas stations and five churches might be a Panera Bread Co. (It was a third gas station)

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

The Subway employee at the register checking out me and my roommate: "Are these two sandwiches together?" Me: "Oh, no, they're just friends."

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@tatujapa @tatujapa.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Studio Ghibli style art :3 Time-Lapse

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Milo Nettle @milonettle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

This is what gets me hard these days. Discount it baby. Discount it so hard I won't believe it. I need a cigarette after that raw, visceral discounting session.