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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Some guys like to "lay pipe" but I prefer to

millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Called it lol. Most floor crossings I see as cynical and self-interested, in Idlout's case it actually makes a big difference in terms of her ability to advocate for her (often ignored) community.

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Since the mainstream media is failing in their main duty when the Bank of Canada announces a rate hold, I will take it upon myself to post the traditional photo of Tiff Macklem doing this with his hand:

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

"Millennials are killing X" is still around, but at least there's no longer a pretense that the businesses we're killing are actually any good.

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

It's possible that it's these two photographers, but if that's the case I don't know where Scheer and Reid popped out from. They appeared suddenly while the remote voting was happening and the chamber was off-camera.

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

This Halloween candy shrinkflation is outta control

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

The elder abuse scandal that cost CPP $500 million of our pension money - but you probably haven't heard of it, because it was barely reported in the news. Jason Ward from CICTAR joins me to discuss what went wrong. #canada #canadapensionplan #elderabuse #canadafinance

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Home prices in Canada seem to be returning to historical norms, as we can see in this chart of the composite benchmark home price in equivalent metric tons of ground beef:

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

This is one of Canada's big problems that's interwoven with low productivity and standards of living: Financialization, i.e. the increasing proportion of profits made through purely financial channels. Nearly half of all profit in Canada is now made just by moving money around.

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

After this success with Cracker Barrel, we need to push for an anti-woke rebrand of McDonald's: - Change name to "Alabaster McDonald's Hamburger Plantation" - Ronald McDonald now always depicted with a cigarette, gun, and visible erection - Deport Hamburglar

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Congratulations to CPP Investments and their active management team for achieving a 1% return in a quarter when global equities were only up 10%!

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Number of judicial recounts in Canadian Federal elections, by year:

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I keep hearing I'm supposed to buy this right now, seems like a good deal to me

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Poilievre has dropped the slogans on the podium in favour of a maple leaf - which is very appropriate, because just like the Maple Leafs, the conservatives were looking really good heading into the playoffs and I'm pretty sure this is going to be their year.

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

This is a complete misrepresentation of what Mark Carney said, and takes his words out of context. "Shadowtax" is the name of his horse.

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

This article doesn't have anything to do with the plummeting sales data that was just released, does it?

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

After the inauguration yesterday, Elon Musk shocked the world by attempting to recover his image as a hard-core gamer.

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

What did I tell you lol. We've been sacrificing the entire economy on the altar of home prices:

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Looks like prorogies are back on the menu, boys

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Trudeau can't even show up on time for a press conference he called at his own house 🙄 who does he think he is, me?

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas from the whole team here at Millennial Moron!

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

For you LEFTISTS who are confused by this, WARRIOR culture is about being a MAN. As SWIFT as a COURSING RIVER. With all the FORCE of a GREAT TYPHOON. With all the strength of a RAGING FIRE. Mysterious as the dark side of the MOON.

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millennialmoron.bsky.social @millennialmoron.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland leaves to go to the store, says she will return shortly with milk, cigarettes, and the Fall Economic Statement

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