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@milkydiscodick.bsky.social
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Often NSFW - so if you know me IRL be normal about it. Newcastle, UK. Old enough to know better. Love sci-fi, horror, Lego, gaming, music, wrestling, sucking dicks, eating butts & comic books. Told I give “big bro” vibes.

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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stayed in a lush cottage in the Lake District over the last few days with my friends. Spent the whole time stoned in a hot tub. These were the only two photos I took of myself while there. Honestly class.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hi.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Crank 2: Sometimes the original is better than the sequel actually. (Though I’m certain it will grow on me)
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Did legs again at the gym. Quads are starting to quad again.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Might just start doing feet content. For the lore.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I did gym. Please enjoy my legs (despite it not being leg day).
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Mayeubaise @mayeubaise.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hi again 👉🏼👈🏼🥺 #gay #nsfw #gayporn
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Marcus McNeill @marcusmcneill.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Eat my ass
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It's ya boy 🤙 @wiltslad94.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Wasn't gonna post this cus of the dirty and busted mirror but oh well I like it
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Yeah I know I’ve posted it everywhere. But I look good, so I’m posting it here too.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The bicep & pit combo while shooting a load is just 🥵🥵🥵
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’m v v v hungover. Also v v v horny. Anyone want to help me out?
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I haven’t had hair now for 21 years but I always feel fantastic after I trim my pubes back and I assume that’s the same sensation as when you get a nice haircut and you look and feel nice about it
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Final Fantasy VII: Revelation 🥳✌️
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
State of play was really good. Nervous about how many big games are releasing in September. Wolverine, Onimusha & Control 2. All within weeks of each other. I guess they’re all trying to avoid COD in October and GTA VI in November but I worry Remedy will be impacted the most by the saturation.
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Max @maxarlo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
🧼🧼
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Didn’t get an internal job I really wanted and they’ve killed off any further Destiny 2 content? Not a great day for me.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
More post swimming lewds? Groundbreaking.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I won’t be looking at any instants. There’s too many.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I don’t like Starmer and I hate Streeting even more (he’s an odious little stain on the underpants of humanity) but I do think it would be extremely funny if Starmer doesn’t step down & Streeting is never seen again. Please do this for me Starmer. Just for the fun of it all.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Did a gym. It wasn’t leg day but they still look pretty good.
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Caleb Giallo (NSFW) @calebgialloxxx.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Nah. Fucking disgusting. Don’t give your money, time or energy to right-wing “pick me” gays.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Body goals.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
😵‍💫🥵 good fucking lord
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It’s my birthday today 🎂🎁🥳
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Sugar Daddy but he’s a bottom.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This would fix me.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Twist in Newcastle. I was 19 & I was out of my comfort zone the whole time and my date told me that he wanted us to be together (I ran a mile). Gay bars didn’t really click for me until I was around 23/24 when they became a social space for me & not just for dating. It’s Rusty’s Showbar nowadays.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I need a good lad like this 🥵
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
One of my best friends moved back to his home country today and I’ve mostly spent the day switching between being so happy for him and being so sad for me and my friend group.
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a brown horse is standing in a field of tall grass
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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Same energy~
A screenshot from a video with Ben Starr that says "celebrated mouth for hire"A picture of Zohran Mamdani from Instagram with the words "Zohran mamdani promises to fill all holes"
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I can never work out if the quote reposts I see that say “blocked” is because I’ve been blocked by someone or if I’ve done the blocking myself 😂
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I feel so big & bulky lately and more people should be riding me.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
😮‍💨🥵
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The newest Resident Evil has got to be one of the more nerve shredding titles in the series. I’ve NOPE’d out of the game several times at this point.
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kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I’ve been really sick with a cold all day but my furry little nurse has been a total babe all day.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Hello.
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DefoNotJoshh @defonotjoshh.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Solar power
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
💀💀💀
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
When I tell you that I would get nothing done if he was asking me to do this 🥵
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Cute lad on the desk at the leisure centre told me to enjoy my swim and I said “thanks, you too.”
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a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Just gonna say this now: Aronofsky hasn’t made anything decent since “The Wrestler” and that was in 2008.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
More swimming.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Did a swim for the first time in 10 years (the pool was only 25m, I put it in wrong). Also a woman told me she hated my trunks.
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Really into thongs lately.
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HimboBulking @lexlifter.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
🍑
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I’m full of cold and sick of my life, but I also got a nice new hat today (see last pic) so it’s just swings and roundabouts tbh.
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DefoNotJoshh @defonotjoshh.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Thunder thighs 🌩️
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Max @maxarlo.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
the face / the cheeks
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dick. @milkydiscodick.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I only ever seem to post here now when I need the serotonin.
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