1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 02/08/2025God forbid a girl knows what she wants and makes it known 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I love having artsy friends who are artsy in different ways than I am because we can tag team some really cool stuff together 100
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Honestly one of my biggest fears at this point in my life is the chance that I might have to give a maid of honor speech some day 100
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 29/05/2025The age old question of am I just on edge or are the vibes today really not good? 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Need to live closer to my friends so I can finally start the crafting club of my dreams 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Everyday I stare myself down and go “you need to learn how to knit socks” and then I don’t 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 25/05/2025One of my neighbors dogs barks like a real human man 010
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Cooking/baking for someone who has allergies will have me googling the silliest things just to be sure 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I love saying things and having a little giggle 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Packing to move really will make you question every single choice you’ve ever made 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 15/05/2025One thing about me is I am going to get sunscreen in my eye 011
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Nothing fills me with more joy than sending something in my group chat that makes people stop typing 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I have so many people blocked on TikTok (it’s my hobby) that I have to regularly unblock people just long enough to watch TikToks that are sent to me 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025No one is yearning like I do, made myself so horribly nauseous last night because the yearning was so great 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I think I’m being cursed to smell like baby powder 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Having a handful of interests I don’t have in common with any of my friends is crazy, like who am I supposed to be excited about this with???? 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 29/03/2025About to try really hard to be an important person in a small town just because I think it would be funny 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Having long distance friends really is just sending each other the floor plans of your houses 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Truly crazy things happening every day, never a dull moment for better or worse 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I think my life will get better when I finally am able to get my hands on the 1990 version of pretty pretty princess again 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Updates on my life are so out of left field at this point it pulled one of my friends out of their funk just to reply to it 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I think if I decided to have a music career I’d like to be a one hit wonder, I think that’s the ideal level of fame 010
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Need to have Halloween plans soon so badly, I have such a costume idea that is really swimming around up there 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact I lost the password for my webkinz account like 13 years ago 110
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I truly believe that if I had a backyard with a swing set my quality of life would skyrocket 010
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 15/03/2025If I had a southern accent I would never shut up 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Nothing fuels my ego like sending a happy birthday message in a group chat and seeing everyone else fall in line 110
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Asking my friends if they support me having a spiritual psychosis arc 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 23/02/2025My friends are giving me live updates on the concert they’re at right now and I am thriving 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I’m out here grinding hello kitty island adventure, trying to speedrun this game 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Forcing my friends to promise me they won’t get spelunking, and if they do to let me know ahead of time so we can stop being friends before that happens 010
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Ruining my friends day by telling him 2018 was 7 years ago 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I love giving updates on my life and getting responses like this 000
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I think my life will really improve the day I get a couch to lounge on 010
1 screaming dad @milkfishes.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I think I personally should’ve evolved in a way that I never have to sneeze ever 000
