EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They showed us ET in the first grade and it frightened the absolute hell out of me 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I need to know the science behind why you get thirstier faster the more water you drink 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ohhhhh my godddd please let my little fishies survive the trauma that is me cleaning the pond 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Today being a rest day is wild because MY BODY DOES NOT FEEL AT REST 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Björn successfully spooked his first unwanted solicitor today!!! I have a sign but nobody reads anymore…so a big fuckoff dog trying to bash through the door will do. 001
Reposted by EJGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I reviewed TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA, a movie that struck so close to my heart I found it hard to put my feelings about it into words. Weird, personal, intimate, sleazy, and beautiful. www.patreon.com/scumbelievab... 2177199
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We should be allowed to chase people who go out of their way to try hitting animals crossing the road down and maim them as an example to everybody else 100
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ve cried three times today: one because, my god, this is really it, two because I completed my first BG3 run, and three, of course, because I miss Cleo so much it makes me sick. 010
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026How lucky am I to have friends I cry over when I think about them 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Do you ever think about how sensitive you used to be to politics? I felt like I was dying on November 9, 2016. Now I just feel numb when I see a headline. I miss the sensitivity. 010
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If I can’t afford a cat why is there a litter box being delivered on Tuesday 001
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How come people can afford kids when I can’t even afford a cat :( 010
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026How many millennials can say they change their furnace filter AT ALLstatic.klipy.comBen Wyatt: Delusion LosingALT: Ben Wyatt: Delusion Losing 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Locking myself out of my social media has allowed me to be a more productive member of society. For example: I changed my furnace filter today 001
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My ig algorithm is showing me backpacking west of the Mississippi almost exclusively and I just can’t live the rest of my life in the Midwest oh my GOD 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It’s crazy that I’ve traveled more in the last year than I did the prior 3 years, and I wouldn’t even consider it a LOT of travel. WONDER WHY THAT COULD BE. 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Oh my GOD okay I finally bought a trimmer that doesn’t suck and it can also be used as an edging tool so at LONG LAST I was able to trim my lawn’s bangs and clean up the driveway! And all in under half an hour! It’s crazy how much yardwork sucks when you have the right tools. 001
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You genuinely can carry whatever tf you want backpacking as long as you condition for it beforehand. Buy the cheap or military shit and hit the gym. 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The one and only time I’ve ever been backpacking the others in my group were carrying Deuter and Osprey bags and the highest quality/lowest weight tarps and stuff and I had a plastic tarp, a full-sized sleeping bag and the might of a decade of contact sports behind me 100
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Figuring out that I simply do not like cooking meals all that much has been so FREEING I love pickling things and chopping veggies but making a full meal is notttt it 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Omfg life is so incredibly long and I’m so tired of it. Like is this it? I just do this the rest of my life? 50 more years of this? 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’m sad because I hate making others sad and I’m doing it right now 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Y’all ever think about how pirates saying “me hearties” is their way of saying “my homies” 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ordering pre-prepped meals from the local place a bunch of gym bros go has been the best things I’ve ever done for myself. Cooking for one is easy until you’re eating leftovers 5 days of the week. 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’ve had 2 people in the last 2 days come up on walks and point at Björn and ask “why?” lmao. It’s simple: I wanted the Stay-Puft giant marshmallow monster in dog form for my security detail. 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026In a perfect world I’d have a month of pre-prepped lunch + dinner in the deep freezer but the power grid is so fucking unstable here that that’s a huge financial risk 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It was great and saved my weekend, will be doing more of that as the Budget allows 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Now that I’m out of Washington and no longer having fun I just want a giant glass of water, my doggie and my own bed 001
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The single coolest and most adult thing I’ve done to prep for the post-vacation blues is clean my whole house and prep and pre-portion dinners for the couple days after that I can just pop in the microwave. I rock tbh 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I didn’t care for Outer Wilds. Just wasn’t for me. Also Fortnite and Smash Bros 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Had the most devastating dream last night that’s gonna stick with me for awhile. I dreamt that I hung out with Meredith Marks and she was incredibly cool, chill and down to earth 😫 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hear me out: we dump all the spoiled food from ongoing power outages onto the FirstEnergy chairman’s lawn 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Idk I’m still annoyed at that entire period of time. I’ve moved on from it, but 3+ years in a loveless relationship is a mistake I won’t make again. 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Mind you they never bothered to explain WHY they were avoiding me. It’s not even like I could have flown home! Also we were far enough north that all the birds had migrated south. The average temp was 67 and there was nowhere to hike. That trip sucked lol 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Wow—this time last year I was on day 2 of the most awkward trip of my life. It was a month out from the breakup and my ex was completely checked out and avoided me literally the entire week (we were at a remote lake house in Canada with their family and all anybody did was read). 7 DAYS of avoidance 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I can’t wait to welcome a cat back into my life, I’m just not ready yet :( how do you just move on from your soul cat 001
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The problem with having a Great Pyrenees is that I can’t have 500 of them 000
EJ @milfs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Sooooooo weeeeeird that most of my friends are homeowners. How did I get here??? 000
