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Miladyferalstorm

@miladyfirestorm.bsky.social
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Feral taloned momma Bat in big fucking boots. Go read a fucking book. Start with history. Will steal forks and ransom them to family members. Accidental kitten stan acct, SWEARY and feral. Taught MS History. Be warned.

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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 14h
Yuuupers. That's what happens when you let robber barons self-regulate. 😬 **sigh** Clearly, our govn't passed basic 8th grade history. 😵‍💫🥴
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 15h
Hell, even a subsidy at this point would be baller. 🤣😂 Fuck, I'm a nerd.
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Adam Devine: Nerd Alert Bumper
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 15h
Explaining my brainwave to the hubs: "Where TF is JSTOR when you NEED IT?!" I had to pause and reassure him I'm NOT going back for my PhD, unless I can find a district willing to PAY for it. 😂🤣
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 22h
Even they're not immune: www.costco.com/f/-/recalls
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Google Search
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 22h
***sigh*** And this is why I've taken to costco. 💔
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 22h
**blinking in McCormick strike** 🥴😳
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 22h
Absolutely I want to help normalize health for #WorldMentalHealthDay! I have diagnosed Anxiety, ADHD (both medicated), and have faced suicidal ideation connected with my lost pregnancies. I got help. You can too! You're NEVER as alone as your depression makes you think! 🫂 You MATTER.
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 22h
GAH. Saving your website! 💞
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 22h
Is it bad that I'm DEEPLY wishing I could be there nerding out? 🥹
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 22h
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Unilaterally"... "all by himself" Is she endinh dumb to bring up the vocab of the viewership, or just reminding herself of the definition? 🤔😂 The world will never know, cause she'll be age out in 6 mos, anyways.
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 22h
Every single R who didn't call out 1/6 is a seditionist in my mind. 🤷‍♀️ They are fighting to destroy whatever laws we had enshrined in the constitution. And shes # 1 at it. Don't text me.
Me blasting back at Susan Collins.
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 23h
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 23h
Kinda wanna just be like, Doc. Just gimme an office already. 🤣 as I'm wondering how to go about begging a colleague for mentorship. 😆 These glorious nerds inspire TF out of me. Kinda wanna grow up to be just like them! 🤣
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 23h
Things I want to study: achievement based on high expectations w/ tangible incentives (fucking DUH) as "achievement" (scores) rebalancing. The quantifiable # of Ts w/ both diagnosed and undiagnosed ND disorders, as tied to classroom survival. 😂 Particularly in heavy 3 check populations. 🤔 #ed
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 23h
Brainwaves from this week in ed: Most teachers: "PD?! *GROAN*" Me: "do i gotta pay for it? NO? uh, yes, please!" 😂 Also me: "wait. This Ed Doc says Higher expectations are the most important? Where TF have you been all my career?! 😍" Also me:"why are all the educators in the room total NDs?"
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Introduces the Tweenie Bat to the matrix: "And now you see why PVC so popular amongst us Geriatric Millennials" 🤣
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Trinity Rides Ducati 996 in The Matrix
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well done, ma'am! 💪💪 Jadeite gets expensive FAST.
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
... results. Always have high standards. Even if they don't meet them, they still made progress to try to. They'll rise. Celebrate that. Dammit. I kinda fell in love with these classes. 😆🥰
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Adorable Kitten Hug
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got a ST hanging with me, racking up observation hours. I'm thinking back to the best advice through all the years and all I can come up with is: "lead with your heart on everything. If it can go wrong, it might, but choices made from kindness usually yield the best (and sometimes unexpected)...
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hubs: don't forget we've got this DND thing soon? TB: oh! With who? [Don't @ me] Me: some rando we found on the street. 🤷‍♀️ TB: OH! So your coworker's friend? HB: GODS DAMMIT you, two! I'm not equipped to put with you both tonight! TB/Me: ***cackling hysterically in unison*** 😂🤣😂
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also: my parenting style in a nutshell:
Love my kid.
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My marriage identification: Chaotic. HB's first words to me: "Uh.... did you REALLY buy a saree today? www.lashkaraa.com/collections/...
Just me causing chaos in text form
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤣😂 My favorite Rick roll today. One of my students handed me a qr code. Thats it. 😂😂😂
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Omg. 😂🤣 TB NEEDS this!
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣 My day: Agenda: Reading vocab for Thirst. SHOPPING Reading Reader's response. My resource: www.lashkaraa.com/collections/... Its fabric 90rn. 🤣🤣🤣
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Sarees
Shop designer sarees for weddings, festivals, and parties. Silk, georgette, and embroidered sarees shipped to the USA, Canada,UK & Australia with custom blouse.
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And then they FUCKING LOST it hearing a teacher say "you wanna hear the end of the story? Okay, then SHUT UP!" 🤣🤣 Anyways, I'm out of jolly ranchers. 😂🤷‍♀️ But they'll remember "dowry" from here on out! Other notable quotes: History is 90% adults misbehaving, and 10% terrible and cool inventions.
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Im ON FUCKING FIRE today. 😂😂🤣🤣 I accidentally told my class to "shut up" while explaining dowry by way of my Diné buddy, her 20 horse dowry, her gramma and the shinanigans bridal kidnapping. 🤣🤣 You could have heard a pin drop.
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TB left their IPad in my car. 😂😈 Should I spam it with 50 up my nose pics?
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Lisel Makes a Silly Face
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On a scale of teacher, here is where I'm at today. 😂🤣 I also messed with G/T math kids by playing ASAPScience 400 # s of pie.
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Tucsonan problems: I would absolutely donate 2 ovaries for old-school eegees ranch fries right now. 🤣
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My kid got me. Does it still count? youtu.be/ur560pZKRfg?...
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Google Translate Sings: "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
YouTube video by Twisted Translations
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anyone check to see if the moon is full/mercury went retrograde? These kids, man. Bounced 3 to the office today. The honeymoon is OVER. 😂😂😂
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: 😈 "Huh. They got all of it done in the same amount of time. I'm so confused! Ya'll were WAY more interested in playing blackjack. Its a MYSTERY how they got it done!" My other class: wait. It's THE COOL SUB! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Middle schoolers are as salty as me. Salty AF. I love them so much. 😂🥰💞😂
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Angelina Jolie as Maleficent: Evil Laugh
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
... the screenshots when you throw your normal teacher under the bus. You have to work with him for the next year. Me? I'm outie, and you won't have me as a sub again. 🤷‍♀️ Whoopsie doodles. Your class is grounded. Good luck and godspeed. Also them: "wHy diD tHe oThEr cLaSs gEt iNcEnTiVeS??" ...
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Speechless Bill Hader Reaction
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
MS 8th Ss: we're allowed to listen to YT while working. Me: lmao. No, you're not. You wanna know how I know? You were SUCH A PROBLEM that you ended up with a STATE law passed for collective punishment for the WHOLE STATE. 😈🥴😂 Sucks to suck, don't it. 🤷‍♀️ Also? Please consider how you'll explain...
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Kamala Harris at a Senate Hearing
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Morning, awesome human! NGL, I heard seagulls flying inland about an hour ago... i think I'll check the weather.... 😬
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy early Talk Like A Pirate Day! (9/19)
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Tim Curry as Pirate Laughing (Long John Silver)
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
😂😂😂🤣
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Huh. Its so wiiiierd (/s) that the Republicans are over-whelmingly *SILENT* on inflationary concerns. It's almost like, accountability is good for thee, but not for me. 🤷‍♀️ Like... their vote *ONLY* requires their matching (republican) identity [politics]
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David Rose: Something Seems Really Sketchy About This
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is very clear to me who showed up to their econ classes... and who used priveledge to pay to pass... 🤷‍♀️
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My phone is freaking useless these days, except for alarms. (And games) You cant call me and leave a message- I've given up trying to empty my voice mail. 🤷‍♀️ I'm kinda like... bummer. Ya'll suck... so.... good luck. 🤷‍♀️ The do not call registry is now useless.
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've now processed to the part of the year where I'm PRAYING for ice and snow to smash my allergies. I've rolled over too hard and threw out my neck. Taken to hiding my dill chips in my car so I dont have to share. 😂 My mom is DEAD watching me Tweenie mom.
Utz dill Pickle chips thay say "ripples" but I'm mentally 12, so my brain keeps thinking it says "Nipples"
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
😂😂🤣 I progressed to the stage where I'm like, yuup- shove popcorn in my mouth and move on... Love my monster no matter what. 🤷‍♀️
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Baby Plays with Mom's Face While She Rests
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me, on my way to work, listening to an ADHD podcast: Am I hyper-active or inattentive? Realizes halfway in my shirt is on backwards. 😂 BOTH.
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Did You Call Me? Our Living World Squirrel
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm so so sorry. 💔💔💔 Dammit, tho! Its such a snuggle snoot.
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AAAAAAAAUUUUGGGFGHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 That SUCKS.
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
... while also working a mascara wand on a wig to recreate a dye-job grow-out.
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I **loathe** seeing myself on camera, so I... don't. Being able to see THAT was kinda gratifying. 😂 I also giggled at bit a the "look normal" element, while also shooting the shit with makeup on all the weird shit we've been asked to do. 🤣 my favorite was the gag exploding on a historic building..
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I help in my own way. I'm broke AF, donations are a struggle. Apparently my teacher death glare is grade-A for the Reds in my state, and had the director (and my PPAF buddies) cackling. I about sizzled my own hair viewing playback. 🤣😂😂 Now I see why the kids straighten up. 😂😂😂
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Evil Glare: Animated Character's Intense Stare
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Miladyferalstorm @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
😂😂😂😂😂
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