Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not my mom telling me she watched Sleepaway Camp yesterday. She loved it! 070
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma mostly made me want to rewatch Sleepaway Camp. 160
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I haven't seen Resident Evil yet but honestly both sides of the debate are becoming insufferable. 390
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Tbt to that one time my mom sent my lil gay ass to military school for four years. 2251
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Its kinda wild how in my 20s I had multiple friend groups and was always being social then in my 30s mental illness did its thing and I just wanna sit at home with my cats 😅 0220
Reposted by MichaelIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite. 23663555
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wanna kiss a kitty, ki-kitty And tell her she's so pretty, pre-pretty 1540
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A guy told me I was dry on Grindr recently and tbh after like three years of his schedule never working out but living six miles away he's lucky I was even responding 🤷♂️ 2170
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Everyone about to watch me get my cheeks clapped tonight 1440
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I think not responding to my text about a death in the family and leaving me on read as my manager is a choice 1150
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 08/09/2026With some exceptions I really can't say I've loved 2026's horror offerings so far. However I will say I'm happy new IPs are successful even if they arent all my thing. 070
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 04/09/2026So the abuser of my abuser died today. It's weird here. 2110
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I hate how Zach Cregger keeps calling Resident Evil a "survivor horror movie" like the thats not what the objective is in almost all horror movies? You can't slap those game mechanics into a movie, the viewer has zero agency lmao. 290
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I forgot how AoT really just sets you up for heartbreak over and over and over during season four. 140
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm sorry but client satisfaction and service delivery (my entire job) being just one piece of criteria for my yearly review is bullshit. Sending kudos should not carry the same weight? Being a day behind on ONE learning assignment killed me but 70 hours of other courses voluntarily means nothing??? 060
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Why did this man on Grindr send me a pic of his dick healing from circumcision?! 🤢😭 280
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I feel like my close friend doesn't give a shit. I told her I was seeing someone weeks ago, she hit me with a 👍 and has yet to ask me a single question about it. Actually they havent reached out to me at all except to ask for their speaker back which THEY put in my bag at the beach on July 3rd. 4170
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I like Tuide. Sun Kissed was fun, it kinda gave me NewJeans vibes. 030
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ok but imagine a Dante's Peak/Volcano Friday double feature followed by Deep Impact/Armageddon on Saturday? 170
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Eyekons would never have survived the LOONATHEWORLD tour. 030
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It's still so funny that I came out to someone in the movie theater parking lot after we left the matinee screening of HSM3. 1120
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Why did I have a dream about not just one but TWO past idiots?! 😭 180
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Happy NTE Vers 1.3 Day to all who celebrate!!! I already pulled Nanally since I missed most of her first banner. I need the thotty Zero/Chaos skins now. The jetski toooo. Might skip Zankou/Linko tbh 😬 150
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 16/08/2026My old coworker just posted a Happy Aniversary post and I'm so excited to put a face to the name she'd been screaming at on the phone. You could hear her down the street. I was convinced they were separated and co-parenting. 080
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My stepdad and I have a fucked up history but I do love that he now tries to make up for it now in free car labor and occasional entire lasagnas. Tbh its working. 0220
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I will never explain queer dating to my straight friends again because they really just think everyone found their life partner at 23 and don't get it. 1150
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Sometimes poly people start heavily featuring one partner so much on social media while decreasing the visibility of the other to the point that I genuinely forget they're poly. 2120
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I need to get a cpap machine, not to pass some bear milestone, but because my sleep study said I stop breathing 82 times an hour. Also I'm pretty sure I almost had a heart attack at like 2 am this morning. 3170
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I'm so tired of people bitching about horror movies being fucked up 😭. Go watch Shrek idk what to tell you but you're in the wrong genre. 0160
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The plane crash shark movie was better than the caving shark movie. 170
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Who else plays NTE? I have no friends on there. I'll follow you back 9n Bagel! 😅 010
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm very horny for someone who got fucked several times this weekend. 1410
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I finally learned how to shut the fuck up and be mysterious because no body (except girl bestie) knows shit about what I'm doing and I think thats actually great. 0140
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I can't with "I cAn'T watch HoRrOr If ThE dOg DiEs" people tbh. Obsession starts with a dead cat (sweet baby angel) and I literally survived. 1110
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie is rated PG for propaganda 080
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Its so crazy that terminally online Bravo fans can't live in a world where two things are true: Janet Caperna is insufferable and Danny Booko is a misogynistic creep. These thing's aren't mutually exclusive. 020
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Very Grateful to House of Stassi for putting Stassi Schroeder, Katie Maloney and Kristina Kelly back on my screen after years of prolonged re-exposure to Jax. 021
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Pulled Iroi so my wallet and I sitting out the next two banners. 030
Michael @mikeymike1287.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Tbh the most annoying thing people do on apps is have only unreasonable free windows of time, act interested then dissappear until they decided to message you back or endlessly view your profile but not message back. 1120
