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Mikey Chops

@mikeychops.bsky.social
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👋 ‘hi it’s me, you’re all in danger’ 🚨 law•music•comp reality tv•nonsense chicago 🏙️ he/him🕺🏻IG: mikeychops

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Dré @jotomami.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh another hit to US farmers. This will go down well for Republicans I’m sure
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Amanda Kimmel's Fake Smile on Survivor Heroes Vs Villains
Alt: Amanda Kimmel's Fake Smile on Survivor Heroes Vs Villains
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
is this thing on?? 🎙️
selfie in front of textured dark wall in background
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
live feeds the last 24hrs #bb28
meme saying “a lot of life is committing to the bit… I’m committing to this bit” with person holding a tea pot and spoon
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
yeah, that’s the stuff…
Madonna doing poppers
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
new dating app questionnaire just dropped 📝
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
for reference…
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
is this something? 👀🤞
“they’re the same picture” meme from The Office with two pictures: on the left is Mitch McBlobbel, and the right is the X-Men character Senator Kelly in blob form
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the best interview yet, me thinkz 😭😭
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
an unironic ⚖️true & accurate depiction⚖️
screenshot of drag queen extraordinaire Jan Sport with text beneath ‘me reading about athletics’
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
after ln’s ep, regret to inform that the personalities aren’t very different either 👯‍♀️🗣️
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
omggg 🥸
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Davonne Rogers Pretends To Be Shocked
ALT: Davonne Rogers Pretends To Be Shocked
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
respectfully, if you are ever the one to post/comment for the challenge plz feel free to consult me on any facts/stats bc that accnt loves to get shit wrong 😬 k all love bye 😘
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I read this⬇️ in this⬇️ voice😭
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
brb making wknd plans 📆
screenshot of text conversation with initial meme of Oprah saying “let’s choose joy!!!!” and response meme of girl smirking with house on fire behind her and text below saying “me experiencing joy”
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I am 🐙
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tbsrpr @tbsrpr.me · 22/05/2026
They worked tf outta her! She can barely stand
Still from Charli XCX’s “Good Ones” music video showing the artist lying on the floor and staring directly into the camera.
Still from Charli XCX’s “Von Dutch” music video showing the artist lying on the floor and staring directly into the camera.Still from Charli XCX’s “SS26” music video showing the artist lying on the floor and staring directly into the camera.
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
nighty night 🌙
mirror selfie in navy polka dot sleepwear
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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 14/05/2026
Attorney: I’m a trial lawyer. I tried the case against Meta and Google in Los Angeles, the first social media addiction case decided by an American jury. The evidence that I saw in that case keeps me up at night.
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
hump day or whatev 🐫
selfie in charcoal suit jacket, blue striped shirt, and maroon tie with tiny gold dot accents
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
kind of a great memoir title tbh 🍷
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
omggg gm!! 🤩💗
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Kyle Cook’s follower count right after the reunion filmed 😭😭
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
decided to keep some of it (for now) 💇‍♀️
selfie showing new haircut with plants behind me
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
hair appt tomorrow and strongly considering going back to short hair 👀
mirror selfie with green shirt
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
zohran & aoc remind me of the joy of the 2008 obama campaign: displaying off-the-charts charisma and knowing how to utilize the nuances of any particular media forum to create genuine connections
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
queen shit 👑
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
went on Grindr for 3mins and plz everyone tell me what the better alternatives are 🙏
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Halsted isn’t ready 🛬
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
how our president views his wife each day she gets further from being 14 years old
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
new Beyonce meme dropped, babes 😵
allegedly a photo from Oscars afterparty showing Justin Bieber grabbing Usher’s suit jacket and pointing his finger in Usher’s face while purportedly arguing, with Beyonce in background looking on in shock
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
gimme kith💋
mirror selfie while wearing charcoal pants and a brown plaid button up shirt
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
artsy🎨
mirror selfie wearing a hat embroidered with “no hard feelings” with the text “this is a parody account” covering my eyes
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
spd☘️
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Mason Voorhees @daddyvourdalak.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Number two of the year babyyyyy
Screenshot of Mean Girls clip edited to read:
“On fat cock Friday the 13th, he asked me what day it was.”
“It’s fat cock Friday the 13th.”
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
jk it defff is @houseofvillains.bsky.social 😈
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
House of Villains might be my fav show rn??
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
jacket is cayuteeee 👌
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
v much 🔥😮‍💨
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
hi 👋
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
mirror selfie in completely spotless mirror with no smudges on it whatsoever 🪞
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
🥹👉👈
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
grays be graying 👔👨🏼‍🦳🤸🏼
selfie in office while wearing charcoal blazer, navy polka dot shirt, and blue/green floral tie
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
thank yewww 🙏 && yes self care in the besttt form tonight by seeing Scream 7!! 🥹🍿
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
also hi 👋 alive just v busy 😵‍💫🙃🏳️
VERY serious mirror selfie while wearing black jeans & grey shirt
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
coming out as a 90s heartthrob 💘
mirror selfie with Devon Sawa hair
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Beyond relatable ♉️🤲🙌
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Mikey Chops @mikeychops.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I wrote something ✍️❤️‍🩹🤲
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