Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Laughed out loud at this scene again when I read your post. Perfect line 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Talked to Mitch McConnell this morning. He whispered in my ear that a second plane hit the second tower and apparently America is under attack 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 19/06/2026She's a ten but she's not really very attractive so I guess she's not really a ten after all 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 16/06/2026This is like when I order food delivered and the app advertises NO FEES and then you get to the cart and there's a convenience charge and a tip for the driver and another tip for the restaurant and a delivery surcharge and a driving on the road charge 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 14/06/2026At this rate the Knicks are never going to win the World Cup 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 09/06/2026They say knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad 100
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The Donald Trump's Ruth's Chris steakhouse & John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts 110
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Want to feel old? Bart Simpson from the 1980s TV show The Simpsons is 75 010
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If you're in line for the boneless pizza quote repost store STAY IN LINE 0633
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 04/06/2026More like SLEEP SCORE: i think you slept pretty good ME: the fuck I did 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 30/05/2026You can always count on the police to do fuck-all when it involves any danger at all to themselves. But if there's an opportunity to go hands on with a defenseless person who can't fight back, Katie bar the door 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 22/05/2026And because people erroneously buy meat based on color, we get situations where grocers intentionally do things to old meat to make it look "the right" color. 1662
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Will I enjoy Cinco de Mayo if I haven't seen uno-cuatro de Mayo? 110
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally? 071
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Everyone stop what you're doing and look at this dog's ears 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Annoying. I ordered the Small head/Small body and they sent a Small body/Large head on accident. 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I'm riding my horse. I'm riding my Thomas the Tank Engine. I'm riding my combination horse and Thomas the Tank Engine 010
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Who up sucking off chili dogs outside the Tasty Freeze? 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I want a land acknowledgement from the self checkout machine 010
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 02/03/2026You hate to see the Dow back under 50k, but on the upside at least we can ask questions about Epstein and Trump again without getting yelled at by the AG 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 23/02/2026A big part of the problem with the banana is that they're all the same, like genetically identical. You never eat one and think "man, that's a great fucking banana" because every banana just tastes like a mid-tier banana. 020
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 10/02/2026"but where!? Where can I sit for this news? I have nowhere to do so!" -guy the chair inventor planted in the crowd to ask leading questions 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I've been living my life as though today was Thursday, only to find out that it's actually Wednesday too late to do anything about it 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 25/01/2026He used to go by Tony and was actually the Prime Minister there for awhile. No relation, BTW 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Is it a good thing if the leader of your country compares himself and his country (favorably) to Nazi Germany? 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Even if you were inclined to give ICE the benefit of the doubt, the lie-filled response and absolute insane rhetoric from the VP is just too much. 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 01/01/2026In like 9 months we'll be like man, years almost over 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 12/12/2025And you guys say the Trump administration never does anything that helps regular people 130
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 24/11/2025This is going to be the policy that makes Fetterman stop rubberstamping Trump cabinet appointments 010
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I have no idea what ~50 percent of this post is about but I feel like there's a decent chance I'll remember it for the rest of my life for some reason 000
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 20/11/2025This MF gonna die to distract from the Epstein files isn't he 010
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Mamdani is going to impose shishito law, every 10th law will be extra spicy 051
Mike Blair @mikeyblair.bsky.social · 05/11/2025It's a shame Rudy Giuliani isn't alive to see this. He would have hated it 000
