✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 22/02/2025i have one bump and i’m like america neeeeds to see my butthole 8660
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 03/01/2025my right airpod just committed seppuku (fell into the gap between the elevator and the floor) 3250
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 15/12/2024i need to fuck a guy with a mustache about this 4672
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 14/12/2024i thought the way the men talked in the substance was kinda crazy and farfetched and then i looked at y’all’s tweets on here and it’s like no yeah that’s about right, 99% of guy thoughts are just AWOOGA 0200
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 06/12/2024ass up between sets on the leg curl machine, but in a purely lazy princessy way 1300
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 05/12/2024daniel craig and josh o’connor… i will be throwing ropes most tennisly 1180
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 28/11/2024i looove that my mom wants to go to a restaurant in brooklyn every thanksgiving, fuck the suburbs and i don’t wanna cook run deep in the mikey bloodline 0260
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 28/11/2024need a new switch game to play if anyone has any recs 9100
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 26/11/2024she blue on my sky til i reskeet all over her big mutuals 1260
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 25/11/2024i’m always one solid “wtf is that outfit” away from no longer having a crush on a guy 1323
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 20/11/2024work is draining me and it’s like, that’s literally stealing a gay persons job 1481
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 18/11/2024there’s something very gossip girl about this dune tv show and it is CRAZY but so much fun idgaf 0402
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 16/11/2024watching silo like this rn if anyone cares 2330
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 16/11/2024arcane might genuinely be the best show i’ve ever watched 4341
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 15/11/2024it’s nice being here before the brands get here, like there’s a serenity in not seeing walgreens be like “netflix n chill?” to mcdonald’s and then netflix chiming in like “ill be your third but i ONLY bottom” 2952
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 15/11/2024people needs to do a most repulsive man alive 5470
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 13/11/2024many oomfies on here now! feels like we’re those ducks from migration but instead of going to jamaica we’re posting big naturals 7862
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 11/11/2024well now that i’m on here fr, rt to help me find my mutuals 😭 1040814
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 07/07/2023i love tweeting on 5 different apps it’s very gemini coded 0230
Reposted by ✨mikey almeida✨Himberly @himberlyanonymous.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Post run glow ☀️ 42399
Reposted by ✨mikey almeida✨Alex @anotheralex.bsky.social · 02/07/2023why aren’t we calling the barbie-oppenheimer double header atomic blonde? 36216
✨mikey almeida✨ @mikeyalmeida.bsky.social · 30/06/2023i love how there’s no discourse on here, it’s like those housewives episodes where the girls trip is going rly well and all the fighting is happening back home 1141
