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Mike Wooles

@mikewritesfunny.bsky.social
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Writer of topical #newsjokes for #breakingthenews (BBC Scotland), Sketches and occasionally educational stuff. Don't click here: www.comedy.co.uk/people/mike-wooles

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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 5h
Hope your well @emophilips.bsky.social love to see you in UK again one day.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 5h
If the audience drink three espressos it should balance out. 👍
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 14h
Will it end with a tense battle against Ham Solo? 🐖(Or is he still stuck in that Tractor beam)
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A new episode of The Gargle podcast is out! 👍 🎧👂 Laugh smugly while learning about gene editing, new lizards, AI ghosts, imagined Ads, Moth news... and more! 🦎🔎🧐 Topical thinky-bants from @joshgondelman.bsky.social @alicefraser.bsky.social and Robin Clyfan. pca.st/episode/2142...
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A future of Gene-Editing and AI generated Ghosts?
On this week's episode of the Gargle, Alice is joined by Robin Clyfan and Josh Gondelman as the three, dive into the world's science and tech news! From the moral case of gene editing, to the…
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That was a weird one (let's not mention the Blunt shower...)
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last week at work I had to do a shout out for books 🤣
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@alicefraser.bsky.social ☝️🦎🗞️
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another day, another lizard: @thegargle.bsky.social Lizard news... www.yahoo.com/news/science...
yahoo.com
New lizard species discovered in Peru
Scientists have discovered a new species of lizard in the Peruvian Andes, the Natural History Museum of San Marcos University said Saturday."The description of a new species represents a very importan...
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And what do the farriers do with their specialist skills... gathered over a long career...
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Taken: Liam Neeson's Iconic 'I Will Find You' Threat
ALT: Taken: Liam Neeson's Iconic 'I Will Find You' Threat
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@misterabk.bsky.social He looks angry - he's got a face like a smacked...
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump may need to consider more toxic bloomers... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
A huge AI datacenter is planned near Mar-a-Lago. The Everglades could pay the price
Plans for hyperscale datacenter in Palm Beach county prompt concerns over water and electricity demands
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I cooked this weekend, well, I did the mash...
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does a monger-monger decide who gets to be a monger? Agree - cheese for the win!
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thanks for the info.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sure, they definitely don't help - good point. I guess there's fewer plans to make lots of new petrol cars Manufacturing sites Vs the likely exponential growth in data centres that seems to be forecast globally.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ta, needs doing - some regulation/long overdue
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let me know if there are any petitions against them and I'll happily add my name.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scary and spot on.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I find the lack of a Tiger somewhat concerning...
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New phone - Yes dis ✅👍
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I get told 'you need to have a positive attitude' but they don't want to hear any of the issues - aggressively supportive and no emotions plse.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If the prize is a holiday, you get to go too, according to the proportion of how much your face is in the picture. (e.g. 3/5 days)
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hope it has a happy home with you 👍
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The basket shows it's been involved in Bunny laundering.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I thought this one was good - quite getting into this as a Hobby.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🤣 good review (saved by a media fail).
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe try contacting www.angelcomedy.co.uk/contact/ and see if they have some space. (I don't represent them, it's just a nice venue near Islington and they are good people.)
angelcomedy.co.uk
Contact Us | Angel Comedy Club London
Contact us at Angel Comedy Club via our email address, or find us on social media. You can also join our mailing list.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Leveling up my online reviews of household items.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Get some cream - just put it on the bill.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is Penguin taking the P-P-P-p1ss a bit...
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Didn't he once insert himself into a sofa? (almost the same)
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Should be called Hackeral.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dune 2 moist (Mud world)
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And you'll need to wait for the assistant as neither of them will scan (so I'm told).
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You might want to give it 5 minutes, I may have released a plume of non-breathable pathogens...
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Expect they will after their walk.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OK I'm in.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hope it was proper British drugs and not that foreign stuff.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Building work in progress (70% moaning, 10% work, 20% unknown)
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
😄 Just the once, but it's been a good day.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I gave blood today, once with the NHS and once by picking up my ginger cat without permission.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Beep BEEP!! 👍
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tell them you don't have a dog but... you do have a hen house so perhaps it was the rooster or one of the Llamas in the shed or possibly the Bison? Ask for more detail on what the noise was so you can identify which pet made it. Have fun!
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sure, and Clinton did not inhale...
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They did some chanting - but I thought Ninjas were silent? Maybe it was a filler event before 'best ninja' prize and cake time at the end.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Seems to have dressed as a liquorice allsort.
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Shawaddywaddy have gone down hill
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think you KNOW what I'm talkin' about...
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 04/09/2026
I need some coffee before I black out. Homer, pass me the sugar.
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S06E11 Fear of Flying (2F08) 18 December 1994
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Mike Wooles @mikewritesfunny.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That was a bit close to the knuckle...
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