Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hey late nite Bluesky, i got you a sleepy Koopa night night 020
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026raise your hand if you have a bad habit of putting way more energy into interpersonal relationships than you ever get in return 000
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I'm sure we'll get flags at half staff for Jane Goodall right? Right?? 001
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 30/09/2025yo someone try the baby flavored ones and let me know how they are 000
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I built a bird house from scrap wood! Always wanted to do this. Very satisfying. 020
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Wake up "Did it happen yet?" Check CNN on phone "Nope." Oh well, maybe tomorrow. 020
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Two cosmic crisp apples from two different stores. 010
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 10/02/2025If someone performs a song at the Super Bowl about how much they hate you I think you have to leave the country forever. 120
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 10/02/2025“Say Drake, I hear you like em young“ on the Super Bowl. There has never been a beef won so handily. Love Kendrick. 040
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 20/01/2025eBay updated my selling limits from 500 items / $20,000 per month to... get this: 1,000,000 items and $5,000,000. I appreciate your confidence in me, eBay, but I assure you it is misplaced. I sell old video games and broken laptops. 100
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Still managed to get my 3.5 miles in to start the day. It's the little victories sometimes, ya know? 010
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 20/01/2025The Republican Party singlehandedly keeps cuck porn relevant on Pornhub. 020
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Honestly my only motivation to "get rich" is to have a personal chef who will keep me from making bad decisions on doordash. 010
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Dear Matthew McConaughey, The of times AI would have improved my dinner reservations is zero. Sincerely, Anyone who isn’t famous 030
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Kinda bummed out that Bluesky can’t seem to stop the flood of porn bots. 201
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I love how we've come full circle from the first days of TurboTax. 2005: Screw accountants, do your own taxes! 2015: Do your taxes and our accountants will help if you have trouble! 2025: Screw doing your own taxes, just hire one of our accountants! 020
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025the porn bots on bluesky are out of control right now what is happening lol 000
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025honestly who gives a shit? they could release a report that says Trump eats kidnapped newborns for dinner and half the country would argue that baby meat is good for your cholesterol 020
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Meta tried to frame the changes to its policy enforcement as a return to roots and we all kinda know that's not why they're doing it, but this is something that really can't be explained away. It's very clear what their mission is now: Lean into reactionary ideology. www.404media.co/meta-deletes...404media.coMeta Deletes Trans and Nonbinary Messenger ThemesAmid a series of changes that allows users to target LGBTQ+ people, Meta has deleted product features it initially championed. 110
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 10/01/2025new ufo just dropped arstechnica.com/space/2025/0...arstechnica.comA glowing ring of metal fell to Earth, and no one has any idea what it isThe large ring weighs nearly half a ton and does not match a returning rocket. 010
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 08/01/2025i'm a big afternoon coffee drinker but i'm going to stop at noon now www.theguardian.com/food/2025/ja...theguardian.comCoffee drinkers reap health boost – but only if they do it in the morningPre-lunch brewers enjoy lower risk of death, analysis finds, but benefit vanishes among all-day drinkers 000
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 08/01/2025wait, you're telling me THIS guy is thin-skinned, deletes negative comments, and can't fulfill promises he made for his company? 000
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 01/01/2025This shit is so funny. I work from home and still try to walk ~5 miles per day, and I live in Wisconsin. Brianna Wu is a disgusting soul in so many ways and I didn't need a new reason to dislike her but alas. 000
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Instead of trading in my truck for the third straight year and getting something new, I paid off two credit cards and put some money away. I am slowly but surely becoming and adult, just in time for my 40th birthday. 120
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 31/12/2024To be clear, I'm not old enough to have bought this when it came out. It was in a drawer at my grandma's house and I found it when I was like 4 or 5 and I would play with it for hours on end when she babysat me. I love this thing. 020
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Cleaning out some stuff and found my first-ever video game system. 030
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Idk who needs this but it’s just one day. You’ll make it. Hang in there. 000
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Me screaming 'THE REVOLUTION WON'T SPARE YOU' in my 92-year-old grandma's face before throwing the ham platter through the patio door 000
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Is it a law that grill thermometers have to take on water after more than two uses? 000
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 11/12/2024this headline from 2021 lives rent free in my mind 010
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 11/12/2024no way they're claiming this guy trained to shoot a CEO with a 3D-printed ghost gun by playing Among Us 100
Reposted by Mike WehnerMike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 05/12/2024step one: log into the matrix 021
Mike Wehner @mikewehner.bsky.social · 06/12/2024He doesn't deserve death threats. That said, he was clearly desperate to insert himself in the situation and got burned by his naivety. He wasn't just some random researcher who shared information with investigators — he made multiple videos bragging about how he was catching a killer. He wasn't. 030
