Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Rest in peace to Rose Tattoo frontman and Australian rock legend Angry Anderson. Hung out with him a few times back in the day and he always had great stories to tell. 🤘🏾 001
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026#wbw Found a fossil of a pic with my friend Bobby when my grandma took us on a cruise to Mexico. Two things I noticed: Higher the socks, downer the foo, and we were “matchy matchy.” 010
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Next time someone says, “you look familiar,” just ask them, "you really watch that kind of stuff on the internet? You’re sick.” It pretty much ends the conversation. 010
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“Babe, I know you’re just eating and waiting for 3rd period to start, but can I tell you my theory of how Jabba the Hutt is the lynchpin of the entire Star Wars universe, and that without him, the original trilogy could never happen…” 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I don’t have any experience with horses, but when I throw my leg over the saddle to mount a carousel horse, I can picture myself being an in demand ranch hand. 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Rest in peace to one of the coolest dudes around, Tim Curry 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Rest in peace to the Queen of Country, and one of my mom’s favorite singers, Dolly Parton. 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026What am I doing? I’m just sitting on the couch melting in this Valley heat listening to Korean goth music… What are you up to? 010
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 20/08/2026#wbw Going through some boxes and found a pic of my grandma and mom with Jack LaLanne. Why were they there? Dunno. Were they waiting for him to do fingertip push ups? Were they returning his juicer that never worked? 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My 3rd grade teacher once wrote that I, “work and play well with others,” and I’ve been riding those accolades for the last 40+ years. 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 16/08/2026When I’m drunk and listen to a song that fades out at the end, I imagine the band slowly getting smaller and quieter until they disappear. 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 14/08/2026“Go ahead babe, strut your stuff. This mall won’t know what hit ‘em…” 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Vets like to prescribe medicine to put in your cat’s eyes then laugh their asses off after you leave. 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026#tbt Found an old pic with my god brother Mark and I at Magic Mountain back in the day when the park picked us to be in a commercial they later chose not to use. I think it was because of Mark’s dumb fedora. 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Rest in peace Lou Koller, frontman for one of the best Hardcore bands ever, Sick of it All. First saw them play back in the 90’s and they absolutely blew me away. Keep on screaming up in NYHC heaven. #loukoller #soia #nyhc #restinpeace 010
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Rest in peace Jennifer “Precious” Finch, the heart and soul of L7, and a Queen of our Punk Rock scene. I’ll always remember the epic pool parties at her house on the westside, and her kind smile whenever I saw her. You will be missed. 030
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 17/07/2026#fbf It’s TOO DAMN HOT in the Valley, so it’s time to hit the pool and turn heads like I did back in the day with my friends Jeff and David. Watch out ladies, hot stuff coming through… 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Me walking through the Circus Circus Casino with my 4 year old niece getting pissed at the gamblers: “Excuse me! Please do not give my niece a Marlboro Red, she only smokes Lucky Strikes.” 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 27/06/2026If you don’t want to take a badass pic like this on our wedding day, kick rocks 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I found out my court-appointed attorney is a Juggalo, and I don’t mean in his spare time. 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 19/06/2026#fbf Here’s an ancient pic with my friend Patches as we drunkenly posed for the cover of our Italo Disco record titled, “Does anybody remember laughter?” We hit #2 on the charts in Tajikistan. 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 18/06/2026HAHAHA!!! I’m not a Knicks fan, but this is too good 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Best part of the World Cup so far is all the Mexicans partying with other national fans and teaching them to say, “que chingue su madre el America!” 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Even as a lifelong Laker fan, I love that The Knicks have a chance to win it all and bring a title to New York. Also, this video is some real NYC shit. 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 12/06/2026“Babe, I know I got a shower cap on my Kangol. I gotta keep it clean if I’m gonna look this good.” 000
Mike Turski @miketurski.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Leaked rendering of the Chicago Bears new 3 billion dollar stadium in Hammond, Indiana… Whether you’re a Bears fan or not, it’s a fucking crime for The Bears to leave Chicago. 000
