Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I really need to see Charlize Theron as Barbarella. 040
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It needs to go back to its home planet.static.klipy.comPoochie Died on the Way Home - The SimpsonsALT: Poochie Died on the Way Home - The Simpsons 021
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/202660 days might have been an appropriate punishment if he spent the entire time with his genitals hooked up to a car battery. 1150
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They can't arrest Shitler, but the WH Chief of Staff, Communications Director, and head of Secret Service can be. 091
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A solid list. My only change would be Community instead of Righteous Gemstones. 000
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Do you think your fantasy league will let you draft Trump? 000
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comBob's Burgers: Louise Belcher's Evil LaughALT: Bob's Burgers: Louise Belcher's Evil Laugh 1112
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026static.klipy.comBrak TalkingALT: Brak Talking 1130
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The bad taste in his mouth is from kissing Trump's ass. 000
Reposted by Mike TompkinsPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15333976216130
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm going to Blockbuster and get a VHS copy of the Godfather. 030
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If Trump is building it, the odds are it will fall down on its own. 010
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026In a crossover episode, she could team up with Olivia Benson. 030
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It's a rash from kissing Trump's ass too often. 000
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026They haven't been this well fed since Valley Forge. 010
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 23/08/2026If these shit weasels would actually read about Canadian military history, they'd know you don't fuck around with Canada. 140
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I've been dreading the Muppet episode all season. They're trying to recreate the comedic TOS episodes like the Trouble with Tribbles and A Piece of the Action but failing miserably. I thought that last season's singing episode was a low point, but this is just ridiculous. 000
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I've never seen it, but judging by how unfunny the promos are, it's looks about amusing as a funeral for your family dog. 030
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Who was he playing against - Mitch McConnell? 000
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Different Eric, same vibes.static.klipy.comSouth Park Cartman: Respect My Authoritah!ALT: South Park Cartman: Respect My Authoritah! 010
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 24/07/2026An extremely experienced and talented prosecutor wouldn't be able to get a conviction. Judge Winebox and company are gonna get crushed, and possibly face sanctions. 000
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Treat them like motorcycles. Registration and driver's license required. 000
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026static.klipy.comNate Bargatze in SNL's Nobody Knows SketchALT: Nate Bargatze in SNL's Nobody Knows Sketch 010
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Ref missed two more penalties while pretending not to see the first. 0161
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Why do they have to drag the Muppets and White Stripes into this? 000
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This is more like an NBA All-Star game. No defense, no teamwork. 020
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The only purpose of the third place game is ticket sales. More money for FIFA. 1100
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Hopefully, this will force my friends to put out chips and dip instead of effing crudite at their watch parties. 1161
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Does anyone know of Elaine Chao's whereabouts last night? 000
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Does anyone know of Elaine Chao's whereabouts last night? 030
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I got an A on a high school reading assignment on Frankenstein. I hadn't read the book, so I wrote what I remembered from the Boris Karloff movie. The movie had nothing in common with the book, but since the teacher hadn't read as well, I got my A. 010
Mike Tompkins @miketompkins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026static.klipy.comRegina George: Stop Trying to Make Fetch HappenALT: Regina George: Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen 001
