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Mike Tiano

@miketiano.com
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Songwriter, media writer, and humorist. Links for my album of accessible prog "Creétisvan" & articles on miketiano.com.

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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 20h
This will make for an effective ad about the GQP writ large. Use insinuation as a substitute for facts, can’t admit when they make a mistake. #SchmittShow gleefully admonishing Smith for “already perjuring” himself while smirking like the Church Lady is the perfect depiction of their corruption.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 20h
Yup! I looked up “witch hunt” in the dictionary & guess whose picture was the prime example.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 01/10/2026
☝️☝🏿☝🏻☝🏾☝🏼☝🏽
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 30/09/2026
I hear when he ever gets around to signing bills he’ll use an AutoCrayon.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 30/09/2026
What happened in there, Schmitt Show? “I don’t know! I blacked out after my intern flashed the card. When I came to I realized I had the most wonderful orgasm with a vision that Donnie was gripping my penis!”
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 30/09/2026
Did anyone ask her about that telling expression? I’d like to know. Maybe she’ll deflect with something like “Damn! Did I leave the refrigerator door open?!? And the bathtub faucet running?!?”
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 30/09/2026
And the biggest problem is the INSINUATION that there was collusion with Fani to do…something. They don’t know what it is, it just looks bad AND IT HAD TO BE CALLED OUT!
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 30/09/2026
And let’s not forget why Schmitt called Smith a dirtbag: in his mind not showing fealty to Demented Felon Grifter Don should be punishable by death.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 30/09/2026
I prefer FogHead LegHead (sic). “That’s a joke, son!”
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 30/09/2026
Let’s identify this smirking staffer, who’s obviously thinking “This is soooo great, I’m a shoo-in to be First Assistant to the Intern chief of Staff’s Assistant!”
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 30/09/2026
Someone put that on Kennedy’s TwitteX feed
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 30/09/2026
To which Schmitt yelled “HEY!!! I RESEMBLE THST REMARK!!!”
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 30/09/2026
Yeah, the insinuation is the real stupidity of this debacle. “He went there to see Fani” alone is no smoking gun.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 30/09/2026
I think we have a new phrase… Schmitt Show: when a congressman gloats as he presents idiotic statements as easily disprovable facts
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 30/09/2026
To which AI responded “See? This is their country’s ‘leader’. This is why they all have to go. 💣
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 29/09/2026
@nicollewallace.bsky.social just coined a new phrase we should use going forward for anyone who does this… Schmitt Show: When a congressman makes accusations based on uncorroborated details that are easily disputed.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 29/09/2026
Hey, but what do you want to bet she’s listening to the Grateful Dead, maybe even performing “Throwing Stones”… “The kids they dance they shake their bones And the politicians throwing stones Singing, ‘Ashes, ashes all fall down’ (ashes, ashes all fall down)…”
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 29/09/2026
I’m waiting for the day he falls asleep at his desk at a public event & no one tries to wake him up, then when the event ends a while later they realize he’s not asleep: he’s dead. Then the autopsy shows if only someone discovered this earlier then he might have been saved. Oh well. That’s life.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 28/09/2026
Exactly. And he needs to pay back the taxpayers for that theft—with interest.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 28/09/2026
You should have put “PSA” in quotes since calling it that is a lie.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 28/09/2026
Add this to all the other self-serving crap he’s using taxpayer dollars to fund, thinking we’re all too stupid to see reality. We need this stopped. If there’s a class action suit for this disgusting use of taxpayer dollars count me in. Networks should refuse to broadcast them.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 25/09/2026
Just watched you on Nicolle’s show. COTUS has cemented its corrupt hold onto the GQP where any resulting chaos is no big deal. What it all comes down to is the decency & vigilance of the American people who see through the lies. We’re about to see either the demise of democracy or that of the GQP.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 24/09/2026
Tell us all, Greg. You think kissing his ass and letting him behave like a wanna be king will make you his court jester? Then you can suck all the dick you want while Natalie pegs you.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 24/09/2026
I predict when those reporters return to the White House Dementia Don will call them fake news & continue his barrage of insults, further demonstrating the only things he’s fit to do is to be straitjacketed & muzzled, continuing his downhill plummet to a hell of his own making.
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Judge blocks Trump’s White House ban on MS NOW, CNN and Politico
A federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to restore White House access to journalists working for three national news organizations in a victory for the news media that the president has i...
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 23/09/2026
“We have to hurry. I hear the president & the printer have already taken off their clothes & are starting without us.”
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 23/09/2026
Why is it in every picture of Musk he looks like he’s trying like hell not to swallow a turd?
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 23/09/2026
Exactly. Need anyone say more? www.pbs.org/newshour/hea...
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Trump’s pardons included health care execs behind massive frauds
The list of some 200 Trump pardons or commutations, most issued as he vacated the White House this week, included at least seven doctors or health care entrepreneurs who ran discredited health care en...
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 23/09/2026
“Reportedly the hackers revealed that many of the job applicants turned out to be donkeys. A representative for Donkeys of America responded: ‘Yes, we may be jackasses for unwillingly engaging in bestiality. But we’re not stupid enough to do this.’”
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 23/09/2026
Why wait, Diaper Donnie? Just do it now.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 23/09/2026
Here’s the most important part of that article. And someone should send the article to Jared Polis, who was stupid enough to release Tina “Imaseditiouscunt” Peters.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 23/09/2026
At least I was honest & owned up to it. I didn’t jump up & down & scream “COVFEFE!!!”
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 23/09/2026
Yeah, it’s always someone else’s fault. Miller *is* scared…when the GQP is out of power he knows there’s a good chance his future cellmate will have a thing for skinny white aryans. “Whoops, I dropped my soap, Stevie. You know what to do.” 🧼🍆😱
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 23/09/2026
*Not…I’ll put on my reading glasses before posting next time! ☺️
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 23/09/2026
No5,really…he just thinks he’s king issuing edicts.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 23/09/2026
To which I wish she had replied “That’s funny… America’s saying the same thing about you!“
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 23/09/2026
“TV TV on the wall Who’s the fairest one of all?“ For Trump, it’s better than porn. 
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 22/09/2026
As a dedicated Washingtonian I thank you, sir, for my state and for America.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 22/09/2026
Here’s an idea. Start electing SMART people. Or smart enough to understand & address the implications.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 22/09/2026
I can’t thank you, Katie, enough for making sure the truth is finally revealed. When the press asks the complicit GQP about the war on Iran, skyrocketing costs, & threats to the press they need to always add Epstein to that list. We need to see that before the midterms, & watch his party implode.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 22/09/2026
Here’s my answer.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 19/09/2026
In this picture Boebert can be seen getting ready to take care of those staffers.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 19/09/2026
For the GQP the only thing on the brink of ruin is their own party. Lies might fool the faithful, but the truth always comes out in the end. History books will not be kind for the children of these corrupt pols.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 19/09/2026
Guessing he’s needing more masterbation materials…?
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 19/09/2026
Each & every time he thinks he needs to have his face or likeness added to something the standard reply should be “We’ll consider it only after we’re seen ALL the Epstein files unredacted.” See, Donnie? It’s that easy. But if you have nothing to fear you would have already done it, wouldn’t you.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 19/09/2026
Sorry, Don. I believe there’s a “no pedophiles” rule that prevents it.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 19/09/2026
Wait! His face has already been added?!?
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 19/09/2026
Watch the GQP crashing down when we finally see what everyone already knows: he’s in the Epstein files & wherever he’s forced his name will be amended with “pedophile”. We all agree with Trump on one thing: vote like he’s on the ballot. When he loses we can all remind him we did as he asked.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 18/09/2026
Let’s see how those “privileged” right wing news orgs step up & defend the “banned” ones. Because what comes around goes around.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 18/09/2026
I didn’t know “unfavorable” & “truthful” were synonyms, but we all know everything he says is lie. And we all know who I mean by “we”.
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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 16/09/2026
“Annie? We never had a member named Annie.” Maybe she was in the Oneders…?
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