Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 11h"The weather out there today is wet and shitty with continued wet and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north." 020
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 19hIgnoring for a moment that I did maths, further maths and physics at A Level roughly 5 million years ago, I think I may be better at words than numbers... 🤣 120
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 19hThose brain cells haven't stirred in a long time. 🤯 #BALANCED 0001 Completed in 2:15 Streak: 1 Wins: 1/1 twod.net/balanced 131
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 19hOw. Ow. 😵💫 #Kazuri 12 Oct Mode: Challenge L1: ⚪⚪⚪ L2: 🟡⚪⚪ L3: 🟡🟡🟡 Score: 4/10 twod.net/kazuri 110
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 19hThanks. My brain hurts now. #Sumbers 12 Oct Mode: Multiplication ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🌟 ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🌟 Perfect bonus: +2 Score: 10/10 twod.net/sumbers 131
Reposted by Mike ShawMarcus T Ward @twod.net · 19hHello all! I've been rather quiet recently, as I've had a few projects on the go. Today I'm delighted to release three new daily number puzzles! 🥳 Sumbers, Kazuri & Balanced Full instructions are included in each game. You can find all three here: twod.net/games.html 1107
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 20hSomeone posted this in a group chat and I can't not see it now. Sorry. 040
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 20hIt's amazing that partridges have survived at all when you think about it. 110
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Fuck cancer. Not an original sentiment but it's all I've got. 140
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is all way too plausible. Do you have inside knowledge? 040
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It has crossed my mind that we may have reached the point on the idiocracy timeline where the only viable form of government is benevolent dictatorship. 020
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have a friend who has just escaped from traffic in a force I won't name. They went from double to single crews *years* ago, are so busy supporting general policing they have no time to do traffic work, and he was frequently the only traffic unit on duty overnight *in the entire force region*. 120
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm convinced Toyota's design remit for the C-HR was "take a Juke and make it worse". 110
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's the in look for AI generated influencers. Apparently. 010
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Later this evening... 🎙️ "Here is the news. A further arrest has been made in relation to last week's events at RAF Fairford..." 020
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026People. Yes I know that's not original, but I can't help the truth can I. 🤷♂️ 060
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I remember visiting about forty years ago. Has it got *much* worse? 110
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The only one I like is the one in the Jaguar Daimler Heritage Trust collection which has the correct engine. 040
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Magnificent. I am a sucker for sensible JDM luxo barges. 👌 There's a Crown Athlete locally and I go a bit weak every time I see it. 030
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's not often an article makes me as angry as that one did. Fair play to Motoring Research for reporting it absolutely dead pan and yes, elite level ranting while somehow managing not to just shout incoherently. P.S. I also own a tactical spork. 140
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I remember a pre-season friendly at Rhyl about 20 years ago. We wondered why the town centre was deserted on a Tuesday evening in August, until we saw the size of the seagulls. They'd take a small child, never mind your fish and chips. 110
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I know the answers on Cardle UK (cardle.uk) can be a bit ... er ... variable, but this is a Japanese/Italian collaboration of which I was absolutely unaware. 020
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm really* looking forward to reading tomorrow's considered and educated internet response to the Type 01. *absolutely fucking not 140
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I would say I'm sorry but I'd be lying. (Probably another country song title there) 010
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don't know about the fire part, but Six Foot Horny Jesus is a great song title. 100
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It is. But I still love it. Best way is just to write off all the tech (and half the plot lines tbh) as pure fantasy and hold onto the comfort blanket that maybe, just maybe, there are still one or two Harry Pearces lurking in the corridors of power. 120
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Longbow Speedster, that MR2's not standard, and EVO magazine famous high-miler Murcielago. 230
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bicester Scramble photos thread. First, always check the car park. 150
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have a list.static.klipy.comHistorical Court Scene with Long ScrollALT: Historical Court Scene with Long Scroll 010
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026New addition to the Highland Games. You've seen tossing the caber. Here's laying a cable! 110
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have a theory that at least some of the people who are so vehement it isn't a problem need glasses but are too thick/proud to get their eyes tested. 010
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Knew the make, fluked the model, thought it was *a lot* newer... Cardle 4/5 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 010
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yes, I reckon vermin can be defined at least as much by context as species. A bit like plants - a weed is not a particular species but a plant that isn't supposed to be there. (Personally, I like a garden full of "weeds".) I'll make an exception for pigeons, though. They are all vermin. 000
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've asked my dog what he thinks of Reform and he said they're all barking. 100
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Maybe they* think black labs are more stupid and therefore easier to control. *the far right, that is, not Labour... 100
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Funnily enough, you're not the first to suggest that. 110
Mike Shaw @mikeshaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is the truck real men drive. None of that bejewelled Raptor nonsense. 130
