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Mike Rastiello

@mikerastiello.com
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Abolish ICE. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏻 🏳️‍⚧️ Austin, TX Check out @amomentinrock.com mike.fail

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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 07/10/2026
Picard’s “there are four lights” meme from Star Trek.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 07/10/2026
Oh damn, I didn’t know they were on the bill! I’ve liked them for a while and saw them live earlier this year. I’m extra excited now. I hung around after and chatted with them a bit and got them to sign their album.
VIAL playing on state in Austin. VIAL’s album Hellhound on record, signed by the band.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 07/10/2026
Lots of New Jersey representation at the Brian Fallon show in Austin.
People hanging the New Jersey state flag on the balcony of a music venue.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 04/10/2026
Like I said.
A screenshot from Apple Music showing my stats for September. Queens of the Stone Age is the top artist, and their new album and songs are my most played of the month, even though there are only three songs out so far.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 28/09/2026
🎧 The best MTV Unplugged. #vinyl #vinylsky #musicsky
Alice In Chains Unplugged playing on a record player.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 25/09/2026
“A second plane has hit the WTC” photo of George W. Bush.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 23/09/2026
You know you’re in trouble when your wife and two of your closest friends (also women) are in a text thread all typing at the same time.
A screenshot from Apple Messages showing three women typing with the little chat bubble dot things.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 22/09/2026
I say this often. Usually in front of people who don’t know my sense of humor. Which is fun.
A screenshot from the show 30 Rock. 

Liz Lemon says “That’s later! Maybe we’ll be dead by then!”

To which Pete Hornberger replies “Mmm, that’d be great.”
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 22/09/2026
Great feature added to LinkedIn.
A screenshot from LinkedIn spewing you can mark a post or ad as “Seems like AI slop”.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 19/09/2026
Yeah, I’m about that trad life.
A take-out box that says “3 trad cannoli” meaning three traditional cannolis.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 16/09/2026
Done.
A dachshund talking a nap on top of me while I lay on a couch.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 16/09/2026
Poppy content for the people. #dachshund #dogs
A dachshund looking away from the camera. She looks deep in thought but I can’t stress enough how little brain activity there is behind those eyes.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 16/09/2026
A dachshund chewing on a plush squirrel toy. Her tail is wagging very fast.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 16/09/2026
I am only here to serve Poppy.
A dachshund sleeping in a dog bed.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 14/09/2026
🎧 It should be illegal for albums that I listened to in high school to be 30 years old. #vinyl #vinylsky #musicsky
A signed copy of the 30th anniversary release of Ben Folds Five’s first record playing on a record player.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 09/09/2026
You just need bigger pockets, my guy.
Mike spreading off the inside pockets of a jacket that can each hold a MacBook Pro 16” in them.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 05/09/2026
Hell yeah.
A screenshot showing I got a perfect score on Quartiles on Apple News.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 04/09/2026
Also no shock here.
A map showing that I am most likely from New Jersey based on the way I talk. And if you’re from New Jersey ( or New York you know how I’m pronouncing “talk.”
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 23/08/2026
“Cookie, please.” #dachshund #dogs
A dachshund sitting on a couch looking directly at the camera.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 21/08/2026
A breathtaking loss. #MarvelSnap
A screenshot of the mobile game Marvel Snap showing me losing the game even though I had locations with 144, 137, and 137 power because of The Nexus location.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 13/08/2026
Music on macOS is such a UI nightmare. Why is the most important piece of information, currently playing, hidden at the bottom of the window that blends into what is on screen? Why do I need to click three times to search something? Why are their different options depending where you right click?
A screenshot of Apple Music on macOS.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 13/08/2026
I should listen to Steely Dan more often.
The “I should buy a boat” meme
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 30/07/2026
Wow, chill out Jira.
A field from Jira. The header is Description, and the text in the input field says “This is a depre” and the AI wants to finish the word as depressing, not deprecating.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 27/07/2026
Something came up so we had to pint baking until today but these are so good. Wish you could have one!
A tray of freshly baked oatmeal chocolate chip cookies.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 26/07/2026
What’s your sign?
Me, sipping a drink, standing in a diner in front of a neon sign that says “HEAD JERK”.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 25/07/2026
We have to follow the sunbeam all afternoon. And yes, I move her bed for her so she can be comfy and warm. #dachshund #dogs
A dachshund still sleeping in a sunbeam on top of a plush dog bed.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 25/07/2026
We love a sunbeam. #dogs #dachshund
A dachshund curled up and sleeping on a plush dog bed in a sunbeam.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 25/07/2026
🎧 I saw Sincere Engineer the other night. They were a lot of fun and a great group of people. #vinyl #vinylsky #musicsky
Sincere Engineer performing on stage Probable Claws by Sincere Engineer playing on a record player. A Sincere Engineer shirt. It’s blue with a skeleton on a skateboard.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 25/07/2026
🎧 Now playing. #vinyl #vinylsky #musicsky
Lament by Touché Amoré playing on a record player.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 25/07/2026
Saw your boy Monday night.
Mike Patton performing on stage.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 24/07/2026
We’ve been rewatching Mad Men and we’re finally at season seven with Roger Sterling’s glorious mustache.
Roger Sterling in a tux with his arms around two women.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 21/07/2026
Tomahawk performing last night in Austin.
Tomahawk performing on stage in Austin, Texas. Tomahawk performing on stage in Austin, Texas.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 21/07/2026
Melvins last night in Austin.
Melvins performing on stage in Austin, Texas. Melvins performing on stage in Austin, Texas. Melvins performing on stage in Austin, Texas.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 21/07/2026
Oh man I want some now, too. Luckily Ali is awesome and is gonna make some.
A text from me to my wife saying that we need to make oatmeal chocolate chip cookies made the good way, and a response from her saying to take out butter and she’ll make them.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 17/07/2026
She’s waiting for more snacks from my lunch.
A dachshund looking at the camera. She’s standing on her back legs with one paw on my leg.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 15/07/2026
🎧 Keeping the music going. #vinyl #vinylsky #musicsky
Out of Time by R.E.M. playing on a record player.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 15/07/2026
🎧 My wife is definitely going to ask me what the hell I’m listening to. #vinyl #vinylsky #musicsky
Excitable Boy by Warren Zevon playing on a record player.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 09/07/2026
Fuck this state, and fuck Republicans everywhere. And you idiot Democrats that don’t fight this nanny state shit.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 08/07/2026
Out on the town having the time of my life with my friend Mitch McConnell. He’s just out of frame, laughing too.
The Nathan Fielder my friends are off frame meme.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 04/07/2026
Mini saltines, olive oil, garlic power, red pepper flakes, onion powder, black pepper, and Ali’s special Bayou seasoning. Toasted in the oven. Served with a ricotta, lemon juice, salt, pepper, and oregano dip.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 04/07/2026
Tom Morello playing on stage in front of a sign which says “NAZI LIVES DON’T MATTER” over an upside down American flag.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 23/06/2026
Apple has this problem too many times. The artist of this new “Bully” track is not the same Bully of whose artist page I’m currently on.
A screenshot of Apple Music artist page for the rock artist Bully, showing a song circled by a different artist with the same name.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 21/06/2026
I may be dumb, but I am useful.
Two outgoing text messages from the same person.

The first one says “Oh and I got you a 🥐”.

And the second one says “I don’t know how to spell that” referring to the fact that I used the emoji for the word “croissant” because I don’t know how to spell the word “croissant”.

If you’re reading this ALT text, I’ll have you know that I looked up how to spell “croissant” just for you. 

This little message and joke are just for us.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 21/06/2026
I had so many of these and I kept them in boxes like this.
A plastic case with a clear top holding two rows of 3.5” floppy disks.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 21/06/2026
Zombie Galacti has been one of my primary decks for the better part of a year and I love that he’s having a little moment in the sun lately. #MarvelSnap
A screenshot of the mobile game Marvel Snap showing me winning a Zombie Galacti mirror match.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 18/06/2026
I put a little whipped cream on Poppy’s dinner because she’s a good girl and she deserves it. #dachshund #dogs
A dachshund sits on a hardwood floor, looking at the camera. She is a good girl.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 16/06/2026
Keeping the music going this morning. #vinyl #vinylsky #musicsky
An Eraser and A Maze by Modest Mouse playing on a record player.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 16/06/2026
Also saw Fifi Knifefight, another local #Austin act. She was a lot of fun and she also signed her single for me. #vinyl #vinylsky #musicsky
So Cool! by Fifi Knifefight playing on a record player.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 16/06/2026
Last weekend I went to the album release party for a great local band called CorMae. I’ve randomly seen them open for two other shows when they weren’t on the official bill and both times it was a pleasant surprise. I got the band to sign the record after their set. #vinyl #vinylsky #musicsky
Everything is so Great! by CorMae playing on a record player.
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Mike Rastiello @mikerastiello.com · 16/06/2026
This (probably) AI artwork is so weird and creepy. Who wants this?
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