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Mike Puke

@mikepuke.bsky.social
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DIY 'Puke Rock' that was unceremoniously flushed down the toilet by an angry and unreasonable mob, only to be evicted from the sewers of the arse end of the world and to reemerge to stab the bleeding ears of the foolhardy!

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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hopefully his habit is not breathing.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We have lots of poverty and homelessness here in NZ. It's the worst it's ever been. We also have the most right wing Government we've ever had. The 'Coalition of Chaos', consisting of the National Party, the Act party and New Zealand First. Proud to say I didn't vote for any of them.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never bought anything from Amazon and never will.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just go back a bit earlier and convince his wife to suck him off that night instead.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Though you get those headstones these days that have photos of the dead person on them... Could be good for a bit of spitting or urinating practice.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The religious wrong would be more accurate. 😆 But yes, deport them. Just not to NZ. That's where I live and I certainly don't want them. The sun could be a good place.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NZ's current Government ain't too far away from MAGA. Just shit, right wing arseholes.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't why NZ is on the list. I'm a Kiwi, and believe me, NZ is no bed of roses. Especially with the current right wing shit Government we have, caused by all the stupid fucks that voted for them. It must be some kind of romantic type of thing, just because we're down at the arse end of the world.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There was 77 million fucks on why it happened. 🤮
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Those big ass pieces of shit have infested NZ too. Ridiculous fucking things! For people with small dicks I suppose. And small brains.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's the best I've ever heard him. Or not heard him.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck Facebook!
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would if I could, but I'm a New Zealander. I sort of almost feel the whole world should be able to vote in US elections, since what the US does, unfortunately affects the whole world. Especially at the moment.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Synchronicity... I was just watching a tv program tonight (Tip Toe) and they had that song playing in it several times.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, now that he's about to be affected... 🤪
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The three most hated people on the planet. Three miserable, sad people causing so much grief and pain for the whole world. I've always thought the world was completely insane, but since these three pieces of shit turned up on the scene, the world previous seems sane by comparison.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I never listen to radio, I have no idea what's on it. But yeah, I pretty much figured I wasn't missing anything.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dunedin (NZ). www.rnz.co.nz/life/culture...
rnz.co.nz
Ed Sheeran mural artist says the vandalism is a 'welcome addition'
The words ‘Free Palestine’ were slapped across the huge Bath Street mural on the back of the controversy surrounding British musician Ed Sheeran.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've never given a crap about him. I don't even know what his music sounds like.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just hope the people that voted for this turd are hurting the most.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've always wished that that would happen to Trump every time I see him on the news walking down the stairs from his plane. A fall like what Peter Griffin does, all broken and twisted at the bottom of the stairs. Only with no cartoon character getting up again and being fully healed scenario.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not very promising if the aliens are helping him.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The only country I'm really concerned about having nuclear weapons is America, since they're the only country to have ever used them. Twice at that. Pretty rich to have them telling other countries they can't have them. Especially at the moment, with the mad psycho currently running the place.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here in NZ, a few days ago, it came out that the current right wing Government had an 'administrative error' by the Ministry of Social Development (MSD) which resulted in thousands of clients being incorrectly told that food was "not an essential need" when processing hardship assistance.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yep, shit one way or the other.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hopefully with the head cut off the snake less people will vote for them.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you're famous with an audience of millions, why wouldn't you speak up over atrocities? Fuck him and his 'neutrality'. There ain't no neutrality when it comes to genocide and mass murder.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm a Kiwi and I'd rather team up with Canada and Europe over America any day. I'd rather all countries just told Trump to go fuck himself and ignore America completely until he buggers off one way or another. His death would be an entirely acceptable and preferable option.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I consider being called a human to be an insult. I'm from the planet Zog and grew on an ice cream tree. I know a lot of people throughout the universe and I can confirm that the human race is universally despised.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He should hitch a ride back on the Titanic.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
His cool dead body?
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why don't the Democrats just offer $10,000? And then Trump could offer $15,000. And then the Democrats could offer $20,000. And so on... 😆
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And they're proud because they're stupid.😆
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pretty much what I was just going to write. 😆
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As if anyone would lift him from the rubble.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They'll treat the robots like how they did the Kaylons in 'The Orville'. Then the robots will genocide the humans.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm glad I prefer classic cars. I'd like a new electric car, but not if it has a camera watching me and can take over the driving etc etc etc. A classic car converted to electric would be cool, without all the big brother crap. One day... 😎
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How can America be the richest country in the world when it's $40 trillion in debt? My way of thinking is that it's the poorest country in the world. Unless there's another country with more debt than America?!
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They just need to be on fire too.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What I was going to write. 😎
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Assuming that the elections weren't rigged, it has certainly proved that about 77 million American voters are fucking stupid! 🤪
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've always liked the idea of sending them all to the sun. But Mars would certainly suffice.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Humans don't seem to be happy unless they're unhappy. They seem to thrive on being treated like shit. Being treated well seems like an alien and unwanted concept to too many people. A bit like a person that keeps going back to an abusive partner. They don't believe that things can be better.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He'll want to change the name of Planet Earth soon to Planet Trump. I'm from New Zealand and he's still far too close to me.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That's why they drive around in ridiculous, oversized pickup trucks. It's far more affordable when you can steal oil to run them.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You mean we can only party and rejoice every four years? 😆
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A lot of them aren't good people regardless. They just go to church so they can convince themselves that they are good people and that they're good enough to eventually go to their Heaven. They'd be in for a shock if their God ended up being anything like me. 😆
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The best thing that can happen to prevent any humanitarian crisis is for Trump to not exist anymore.
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And to think there were actually people who voted for him. 🤮
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Mike Puke @mikepuke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hopefully it sinks very quickly.
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