Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 16hSince doing a sponsorship for the US Army, streamer Dan Gheesling has lost 10% of his followers and has seen a 70%+ decrease in average viewers. 0284
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey @runforsomething.net what's your e-mail? The contact form on your website doesn't work and I'm trying to let you know about how one of your endorsed candidates is a known rapist. 010
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When I was a kid I didn't know the rules of what made someone "black." So, I watched Sanford and Son, and light-skinned Red Foxx had basically the same skin-tone as my dark-skinned Italian grandfather. So, until I was about 10 years old I thought my Italian grandfather was black. 010
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dudes who lose money on sports betting will spend the whole week micro-analyzing every little play in a football game, making videos about how everything is somehow rigged against them. 010
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fully sighted people online love to argue with visually impaired and blind folks about what they do/don’t see. Is it that hard to conceptualize the concept of zero visual input; no darkness, just nothingness? The optical nerve cannot perceive darkness if it does not exist/is fully degraded. 011
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Do you want China to win the AI race!?" Tech jagoffs are pushing this line of reasoning because they have an un-profitable product that will only make money with a huge infusion of government money. If they can get away with it they'll try to make it a permanent cashflow. 140
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 28/09/20262 years in a row just raw-dogging the Pittsburgh summer with no AC. 020
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Scott Galloway is just cursed Northernlion 271
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most blue checks on Twitter have never read a book before and never will. 030
Reposted by Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Well, we're suspended from Twitch for (???) days. And we don't know what we did to get suspended. And Twitch won't tell us. So. Pretty cool! Thank you Twitch. Also we took down the VOD channel for the time being just in case that counts as "ban evasion." Anyway. Hopefully we'll be back soon??? 4269054
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It you’re tired of every new artist being a fucking nepo-baby go out to a local show and support someone unknown. Chances are your expectations will be blown away. 060
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If the automatic transmission was invented today they'd call it "AI transmission." We need to stop calling every automated process "AI." 030
Reposted by Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026NEW video from me and The Local News. We interviewed drunk yinzers before the Steelers season opener. Some of em were jerks! Most were nice! youtu.be/9UQLeysc3_E?...youtu.beSteelers vs Falcons Tailgate: Don't Call Me a Pirate PleaseYouTube video by The Local News With Mike Myzak 085
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You'd think that with Instacart/DoorDash/Ubereats they would have to compete with each other for labor and customers with good deals on pay. But somehow they still managed to speed-run a race-to-the-bottom. 030
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026NEW video from me and The Local News. We interviewed drunk yinzers before the Steelers season opener. Some of em were jerks! Most were nice! youtu.be/9UQLeysc3_E?...youtu.beSteelers vs Falcons Tailgate: Don't Call Me a Pirate PleaseYouTube video by The Local News With Mike Myzak 085
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Joined a local pinball league. League nights have been at breweries on Friday nights, and I gotta say I don't have a lot of hope for most of these places to still be in business in the next few years. Going out might be cooked. 110
Reposted by Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hear my exclusive story about playing guitar for a fake gay wedding at John Fetterman's house so I could get paid $75 from Levi's jeans. 053
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hear my exclusive story about playing guitar for a fake gay wedding at John Fetterman's house so I could get paid $75 from Levi's jeans. 053
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The part of Sisqo's "Thong Song" where he says "livin' la vida loca" is actually some sneaky self-promotion from the songwriter: Desmond Child who wrote both "Livin' la Vida Loca" and "Thong Song." 040
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026One time I was at a party, and the host was giving out free cocaine to everyone. I declined. Later in the night I heard the host confess to an off-duty stripper that he had heavily cut the cocaine with meth. So everyone was just running around this party methed out. It sucked. 140
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026hiii my friend saw ur profile and said youre exactly her type lol. shes too shy to message first tho.. could you pls dm her? 050
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"Starbucks is my sustenance, my soul, my savior. I must have it every morning." - John Fetterman 030
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm at a very Lebanese time of my life. Eating homemade baba ghanoush for breakfast! 040
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm watching the White Sox feed of the Pirates game. The announcers are talking about Sept 11 and they brought up Pat Tillman. Reminder of Pat Tillman's last words "Cease fire, friendlies, I am Pat fucking Tillman, damn it!" He was ready to come home and speak out against the war. 140
Reposted by Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 08/09/202613 Years ago today at John Fetterman's house. Those kids are Karl and Gracie Fetterman. Invite me on your podcast so I can tell the story. 0153
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026From a Primanti's job application. Isn't this illegal? 021
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 08/09/202613 Years ago today at John Fetterman's house. Those kids are Karl and Gracie Fetterman. Invite me on your podcast so I can tell the story. 0153
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Andy Williams dying feels like Santa Claus dying. 040
Reposted by Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛Trey @internettrey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Willow Nightingale: x.com/willowwrestles 226788
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My songwriting knowledge stops at modes. I do not know what modes my songs are in. Someone tell me please. 010
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You have to just be straight up lying for me to actually make an effort to defend Hasan. Notice nobody can post examples of his "bigotry" when pressed. 050
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Is it weird that California's energy utility is a publicly traded company that pays dividends to its shareholders? Seems weird. 010
Reposted by Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛Molleindustria FUTURE? NO THANKS! OUT NOW @molleindustria.org · 01/09/2026A/I, a small Italian collective that provides secure online services, is being branded a terrorist organization by the Trump administration. "A technological war the US is waging against anyone who asserts autonomy over digital networks and infrastructure" www.ilfattoquotidiano.it/2026/08/29/a...ilfattoquotidiano.itA single signature by Trump can remove you from the internetThe Trump administration has likened them to the digital arm of al-Qaeda and, in an unprecedented move, just added them to the list of global terrorist organizations 23920
Reposted by Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026We have such sandwiches to show you 0112
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026We have such sandwiches to show you 0112
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Get your colonoscopy, folks. I just had mine and they removed 2 polyps. One 2mm and one 3mm (considered diminuative). Since I am not old enough, and I don't have the risk factors I couldn't get a screening colonoscopy. But my gastro worked together with me to get a diagnostic colonoscopy approved. 130
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Being stupid in this country does not matter. People will still like you. But when you choose evil there's no excuse for you. 030
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What if it was Phimosis Jones and it's a movie about a guy whose penis hurts? 050
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026What about Spaghetto boys? 020
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I need to know that Neil Young is doing ok right now 130
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026On the latest episode of Club Random, Bill and Scott Galloway talk about how they need to open a series of schools to teach young men how to get sex, speaking like it's some financial slam dunk. Same energy: 030
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hello jeans in my storage room from the 2000's that were a bit too baggy back in the day that fit me perfectly now and are incidentally in style. Nice to see you again. 140
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Got a gig directing a Pittsburgh-themed music video. Hit me up if you need some production work. 130
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Scientists have discovered a new worst podcast of all time 010
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Saw my first Trump 2028 yard sign just now. I delivering lobster tails to this house on Uber Eats. 040
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Two years ago it came out that Ed Piskor was a nasty groomer, and in a final act of abuse he took his own life after writing the world's most vindictive suicide note. People still defend him like he's the poster-boy victim for cancel culture, but I personally know women who confirmed his behavior. 140
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is a huge data point to highlight that Kamala truly was just a uniquely bad candidate. 020
Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛ @mikemyzakntc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"1 Pregnant Sonic vs 20 Transphobes" 64% of Americans Who Are Living Paycheck to Paycheck: "I know what I'M watching tonight!" 051