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Michael

@mikemcb5280.bsky.social
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I'm a husband, dad, father, cat parent, good friend, terrible enemy, '56 T-bird owner, guncle, brother, and generally a swell guy. Older Picture.

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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 6h
Louder, please, for the ignorant motherfkers that continue to vote for this POS.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 21h
drat, we live in Colorado
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Where might these little beauties be adopted?
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Surely there is a human receptacle willing to receive those loads.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would love to bury my dick in the beautiful ass!
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dumb and dumber?
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you see my hand frantically waving, pick-me, pick-me?
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would indeed top you!
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This young man needs some manscaping. Ok, a Lot of manscaping.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dude, it wasn't just the rake you stepped on, but the entire fucking tool shack!
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These young cuties are the Czechgaytwins. They have loads of videos and pictures.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have noticed that the "beautiful people" get a bit less judgmental when I whip out the Black American Express Card. And I will still have that card when they turn 40 and get a lumpy, less-than-symmetrical butt just like mine.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This man is way fine! Mom I am bringing someone home for dinner........
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think this rises to attempted murder. What a miserable fuck he is!
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Welcome back!
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I do! I do!
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If this man's cock were any bigger, he'd have to dress it in separate clothes. Wonder what it looks like, soft.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That is a beautiful ass. With your permission, I would like to save a copy to my PC.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I must watch too much porn to know who the actors are. GAWD!
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The hot men are Marin66 fucking VictorDeOrange
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It must take this man days to split wood. One axe stroke, he cums, and then he'll need a nap.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes, you should! And if I were 40 years younger, I'd ask you to sit on my face before I FK'd you.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Any idea who these men are?
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dude, you are so fucking cute. If I were 40 years younger, I'd bed you in a heartbeat.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yes, and it should be Lewis Hamilton.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
True or not, this is not helpful. What did your mom always tell you? Time to follow that advice.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dear Apple, You have made my decision to replace my cell phone for me. AND the Samsung Galaxy S25 is fucking amazing. Thank you!
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Good on you for your sobriety. I have 33 years doin' it one day at a time.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Excellent News. Now go wow them.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
But he has Natalie Harp, she's as loyal as any dog. And likely barks on command.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is the ONLY thing I agree with donnie john on. And he's the leader of the pack. Radical Lunatics is not what I call it; I was thinking fking crazy bastards.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I wasn't commenting on your choice of men.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He's just another straight boy
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@hoosierhunk.bsky.social
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am jealous of LeGrande for getting to tap your beautiful ass.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Kamala running for president is the biggest fucking mistake the Democrats can make. It will not matter who the GOP candidate is; she will not win.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I think you need to include cabinet members as well.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's hardly a "Fake" assassination attempt if he's dead. That said, the actual issue the GOP has moved on from is that he was gay, and there's no way in hell JD or Marco are going to admit that!
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"And, yes, you still have to have a bath whether you like it or not"
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Well, when you offer them a choice of Frontline or NOVA, it's not as good an indicator as you might think. You get a high grade for exposing them to PBS.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
AI strikes again, and y'all keep buying into this BS.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
He is such a fine-looking man!
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
and said "Roberta, bitch get on your knees where you belong."
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Can you take that big dick without lube?
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Never too late to do the right thing.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I disagree with you. Tammy Faye was an ally during the 1980s height of the AIDS crisis; she was a rare and prominent evangelical voice who actively showed compassion to gay people when many religious leaders condemned them. She was not a champion for abortion but professed love & support for women.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Rest assured that if the Moussad decided to get rid of Djt, it would happen.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Can I have this man as my birthday present?
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We'll keep the porch light on for you.
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Michael @mikemcb5280.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Oh dude, I'd love to win your heart, but this is so freaking hard to do with my walker.
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