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Mike M

@mikem76.bsky.social
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Family, writing, reading, poetry, education, Tolkien, medieval history, jazz, Hendrix, empathy, cat. Australian and proud to live on Whadjuk Noongar Country. #TreatyNow. To find more of my writing: xwaxinglyricalx.wixsite.com/website

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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is meant to be journalism? Fuck me, the ABC is a shadow of its former self. A beat up that’s forgotten to bring the stick. #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10...
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Marrickville Golf Club received closed non-competitive grants on five past occasions
Labor MPs nominated Marrickville Golf Club for closed, non-competitive grant funding on five previous occasions before it was promised $6 million at the 2025 election by Prime Minister Anthony Albanes...
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Natalie must seen some serious shit.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Here's a thought, #Logies, instead of a low-hanging-fruit joke about #KarlStefanovic, how about taking his #GoldLogie off him? Or are we ok with giving folk who support alt-right facists and Nazis that kind of public recognition?
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Well done, #SamPang. It's nice when the #GoldLogie goes to someone I can stand.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And her grandmother.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Next, we'll hear how he bravely shat himself.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Like fuck it is. If I were a Democratic President, I'd seize it and scrap it.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Senile fucking lunatic.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I've seen that head before.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Communism. There's a word that puts the fear of Stalin into young voters. (lol).
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm sure streamlining is required, but this idiot would gut every environmental requirement if given have a chance, and replace prudent quality with shoddy, twig and straw travesties to keep his mates turning over wealth at the expense of sustainability. #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
abc.net.au
From a tome to a pamphlet: Liberal vows to demolish building code
Opposition housing spokesperson Andrew Bragg has promised to slash the National Construction Code from over 2,000 pages to 80 if elected.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Stool Pigeon.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Melania: The Colonoscopy.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Dear @news.abc.net.au. No one gives a shit. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
abc.net.au
A golden mic, a 'clunky start' but Sandilands returns to the air
Described by the shock jock himself as a "digital mess" Kyle Sandilands has launched his new show with NSW Premier Chris Minns his first guest.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Now THIS is journalism. #ABCNews #auspol #Facebook #Meta #Bastards www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
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Facebook isn't just giving these agitators a platform: it's paying them
An ABC NEWS Verify investigation reveals Facebook is directly funding some controversial Australian content creators including a white nationalist and an anti-vaxxer influencer.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
As a 50 year old man, I do not get the dick pic. There's no amount of drugs, booze or cajoling in the world that could get me to take one, let alone send one.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That puts a lot of resonsibility onto Blackboard and Big Ted, but I reckon they've got the game.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I assumed have someone crowbar him out of his coffin and then waddle his way to the dunny for a bowel movement the size of Kosciuszko. Then for reasons known only to himself, uses the excrement to fuel his thoughts, words and deeds.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Presumably the two droids are now called L2W2 and L-3WO. #StarWars
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He gave himself a commendation every time he fucked a child.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Good and bad simultaneously.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Christ, they look awful.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It takes one hell of a statistic to make Putin look comparatively human, but here we are.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Here's a plan, Dems. Make this clear to Maxell and the voting public: 'fess up EVERYTHING you know, or spend the rest of your sentence in Super Max. There consequences even more enticing than immunity.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If only he'd stuck with jacking himself off rather than choosing to abuse his family.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Smart. You sniff one dog shit, you've pretty much sniffed them all.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Few civilisations have been brought down by quite so many dirty arseholes.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yep, that'll end well.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you’re a man - especially a bearded man, a tattooed man, a man in jeans or, god forbid all of the above - and you want to ride a bike, and you don’t want to look like meth has fucked up your life, there’s only one solution. Ride a penny farthing.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This still better.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm no FBI profiler, but if you don't look into this bloke's eyes and see a stone cold sociopath, there's something wrong with you.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If it were not for the fact that the global fallout would make Chernobyl look like a firecracker, and that millions of innocent, decent people did not sign up for Trump, I'd be agreeing with you. That said, there is a very good chance that as a nation, it's past the point of being salvageable.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
He's as good at political math as he is at eyebrows.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Lads, I don't care who you are or what you believe, but if you look like a Temu TISM, I cannot take you seriously.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh FFS. Another rate rise won't slow inflation - it'll crash the fucking economy.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No. She drank. And drank. And drank.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Challenge accepted.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why doesn't one of these journalists just tell him to go fuck himself? Where am I from? The land of fuck you! I'm a terrible person? I may well be, but I've never raped a child! I'm biased? You can't even spell it, you fat fuck.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
For what? Another affair?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
43-time Club Champion.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well, I'm convinced.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No amount of money in the world can by self-worth if you know, deep down, that you're Ungoliant in a bad frock. (LoTR reference if you're unware.)
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They've got a crack team working round the clock.
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Blackadder
ALT: Blackadder
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Not yet fucked enough.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Not sharing a copy of this pic would be unAustralian. #AlanJones #auspol #lol
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Not so much a 4 x 4 as a 2 x 0 now.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I dreamt that he died. When I woke up and remembered he was still alive, I nearly cried.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They weren't friends. Trump is incapable of having or making friends.
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Saw a Tibetan Mastiff the other day. Fuck me, they're big buggers!
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Mike M @mikem76.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I heard he was getting his excess neck skin removed, which will be leathered and made into shoes for every American currently without healthcare.
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