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Mike Kullen

@mikekullen.bsky.social
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Tech professional, Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006, and the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being you've ever known in your life.

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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
One, Two, FIVE! Three, sir! THREE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrg...
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Monty Python-Holy Hand Grenade
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Simpsons "Do you ever think anything you DON'T say?"
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Don't fall for the optical illusion. That lectern is regular size.
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Also J.D. Vance:
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a group of people are sitting in a room and one of them says please i have a child .
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I came here to cite this same example. I shout out loud every time. Thank you.
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The only GOOD way to complete that sentence would be "...Femmes tickets for every American who wants one."
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
No TRULY YOUNG Scotsman...
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
"Have you noticed that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?"
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a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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a woman in a yellow raincoat is holding an umbrella and smiling with the words you 're doing it wrong below her .
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
e.g., "stairs" www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-adm...
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Trump, 79, Admits He Struggles Descending Stairs
The president’s rare admission came during a meandering speech to top military leaders.
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
General, you remind me of a doctor I used to know...
Screen capture of Anthony Fauci facepalm behind Donald Trump at a Covid press conference in March 2020
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I hope the room isn't at the Ritz-Carlton. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017%E2...
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2017–2019 Saudi Arabian purge - Wikipedia
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Wait, what's Kilmeade still doing there?
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
If these shooters didn't have such easy access to high-powered, high-frequency firearms, I could tell you one reason why some of these deaths *didn't* happen.
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Total. Consciousness.
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Your friend is quite a mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything. Or anybody.
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han solo is sitting in the cockpit of a space ship and says i care .
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Followed immediately by "Your winnings, sir." "Thank you."
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a black and white photo of two men with the caption i 'm shocked shocked to find that gambling is going on
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
If it were up to me, I'd take away the guns. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op7a...
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If It Were Up To Me - Cheryl Wheeler
YouTube video by Nicole Sandler
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Duck season is when you shoot ducks. Wabbit season is when you shoot wabbits. As for hurricane season... www.axios.com/2019/08/25/t...
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Trump suggested dropping nuclear bombs into hurricanes to stop them from hitting the U.S.
"People were astonished. After the meeting ended, we thought, 'What the f---? What do we do with this?'"
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say, ’Holy fuck,’” said Oceanographic Institute director Dr. James Aoki, noting that the dolphin has a cranial capacity 40 percent greater than that of humans. “That’s it for us monkeys.” theonion.com/dolphins-evo...
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Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs
HONOLULU–In an announcement with grave implications for the primacy of the species of man, marine biologists at the Hawaii Oceanographic Institute reported Monday that dolphins, or family Delphinidae,...
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
He's the Mick Mulvaney of Jared Kushners.
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Did anyone Nazi that coming?
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
"And that sounds like a decent compromise, because it's the middle ground position, right? The problem is, it's the middle ground between SENSE and NONSENSE. It's like saying, 'It would be crazy to eat that entire bar of soap, so I'll just eat HALF of it.'" youtube.com/watch?v=ynVn...
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middle ground compromise LWT
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
"Nope. Just regular type." www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV8T...
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Teen Girl Squad #4
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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two men are standing next to each other and looking at the camera .
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them is holding a piece of paper that says " get there faster "
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Now that's what I call a TACO! :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUW...
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Taco Town - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"A bit of advice. Always - no, wait - Never, forget to check whether it's 'direct' or 'inverse' correlation..." :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWIi...
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Real Genius "A bit of advice. Always, no. Never forget to check your references."
YouTube video by Michael Sean Brown
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"This plane is going to crash, and everyone will die!" "Don't listen to him. He's one of the doomed passengers."
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Concrete shoes, Cyanide, TNT (market price) Neck ties, Contracts, High voltage (competitive fee structure)
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
"You know, I'm something of a Dodger myself."
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a man in a suit and tie smiles in front of a car
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
"I'm something of a Dodger myself."
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a parked car
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Is he upset about their *retaliatory* tariffs?
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
"I have one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I'm not you..."
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Suspect Guilty GIF
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Tough Hanks!
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Tough Hanks! #HankTough
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Think they can add a seat on the Kennedy Center board?
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Speaker Johnson has the power to pull us out of this dive just by letting the House vote, but he won't. So you could also say America punched itself in the Johnson.
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
AMONG the most expensive, anyway. :)
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a man with a beard wearing a yellow cheese hat .
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Fixed it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V735...
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American Beauty (1999) - Plastic bag scene [1080]
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
"Overton's house and its window on the very far right" zezvaz.com/cartoons/
"Overton's house and its window on the very far right"
https://zezvaz.com/cartoons/
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
"Although I shouldn't talk, my hair's getting a little shaggy too. Better not get too close to you or they'll think I'm part of the band, I'm joking of course." youtu.be/d1q-zeqh3AI
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Spinal Tap - Airbase
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Mike Kullen @mikekullen.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Awise, stawm! Nawth Winds, bwoah! South Winds, bwoah! vimeo.com/444002896
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What's Opera Doc
This is "What's Opera Doc" by 2K HistoryClips on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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