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@mikeiscreative.bsky.social
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Comedy writer. Famous for getting bitten by a dog while walking into a meeting at work.

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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did not know one of the owners of The Wieners Circle was running for mayor. He must be running on the "Every bitch must tip" platform.
blockclubchicago.org
Wieners Circle Has Always Had Something To Say. What Happens When Its Owner Runs For Mayor?
Matt Brewer’s mayoral bid has put the Lincoln Park hot dog stand’s irreverent politics — and a recent message on its marquee questioning the current mayor’s leadership — under scrutiny.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Waddle towards the light, grandpa
rawstory.com
Hot mic catches despondent Trump in plea to staffers: 'I'd like to go home'
A hot mic caught President Donald Trump muttering that he'd like to go home during the U.S. team's Presidents Cup victory celebration on Sunday — as the players around him promptly walked away.Trump, ...
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Riot Fesr 2025: John Stamos Riot Fest 2026: Alanis Morrisette Riot Fest 2027: (Bob Saget connected artist TBD)
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Growth as a comedian is realizing you shouldn't make the obvious joke about the "Barely Breathing" guy dying
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you thought Paris' poop-filled river was bad...
bbc.com
Brisbane 2032 Olympics: The Fitzroy River in Queensland, Australia has 500 crocodiles in it - but that's not the main concern
Queensland's Fitzroy River has been selected for the 2032 Games, despite concerns over the course - and its inhabitants.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
McConnell came back in time to vote on a farm bill making it the first time in history when a vegetable voted on vegetables
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Charlie Kirk was the best of us" Well, he failed out of community college. So, maybe you're right.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah, it's still Lake Ontario. Even if you haven't heard the story, you know what he did.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddammit! Tim Curry too!!!??? Well, if we're doing a Rule of 3 with 80-year olds, there is one way for the Grim Reaper to earn a little redemption.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It better happen before Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin go
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dane Cook's brother stealing $12 million and hiding it in pasta sauce is funnier than anything Dane Cook has ever said or done.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gen AI has finally contributed its first and last thing of value
futurism.com
Grok Calls for Assassination of Elon Musk, Accusing Him of Pedophilia
Elon Musk's "maximum truth-seeking" Grok chatbot called for the assassination of its creator and said he watched CSAM.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Hey, at least there isn't a tornado warning this time" -Everyone in Chicago looking at gray skies this summer
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mike Lindell, next week
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
RIGHT WINGERS: Women! Get married, get pregnant, be proud of it!!! ANNE HATHAWAY: (gets married, gets pregnant, proudly shows it off) RIGHT WINGERS: Well, not like that!!!
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People discovering in 2026 that Matt Rife is a cruel, unfunny hack are the equivalent of 3-time Trump voters regretting their votes just now
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's 15 years ago today. You saw the Foo Fighters in Chicago. You also probably lost footwear. IYKYK
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nobody wants this. Nobody.
the-independent.com
Amazon doubles down on Melania with plans for a new docuseries on the First Lady
‘Melania’ chronicled the first lady throughout the 20 days leading up to Donald Trump’s second inauguration
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Guessing Jared Leto just shot up in the polls for the 2028 GOP nomination
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I may not know soccer that well, but Argentina is a 2010s Detroit Lions level of dirty #WorldCup
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Was the trophy in a real Louis Vuitton case? Or, was that just a $50 knockoff someone got on Canal St.? #WorldCup
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One thing that got lost in the Andrew Tate arrest news is that he's the first person to get a glow-up by being dressed in an orange jumpsuit
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Pigeon Lady died. Were we not clear enough about which "Home Alone 2" star we meant, God?
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If ashtrays had crotches, that's what Chicago smells like right now
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Precisely the opposite, Bluesky
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Attention, motorboat enthusiasts
independent.co.uk
Kristi Noem is divorcing her husband after ‘bimbofication’ scandal, her mom reveals
Kristi Noem was said to be ‘blindsided’ by reports about her husband’s online activity
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm willing to believe those guys spoke with Mitch McConnell last night. I just want to know if he was the Ghost of Christmas Past, Present or Yet-to-come.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Presidents John Adams, Thomas Jefferson and James Monroe all died on this day in history. Happy 4th?
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
How bad is the Cubs game going? Well, Taylor MacGregor is interviewing three bros in Founding Fathers wigs in the bleachers.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The world didn't need another reason to love Weird Al. He gave us one anyway. GenAI can eat it.
variety.com
Weird Al Yankovic Pulled Out of AI Ad Despite Offer to Make a ‘Nice Pile of Money’: ‘I Can’t Be the Poster Boy for AI’
Weird Al Yankovic revealed he was offered “a nice pile of money” to appear in a commercial but backed out after realizing it would involve AI.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Aw, come on. Mel Gibson was right there!
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Are we sure the guy arrested for cranking it at the Great American State Fair wasn't just Vanilla Ice's opening act?
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Just so we're clear, Diane was absolutely correct for leaving Frasier at the altar and coming back to Sam
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I'm assuming I'm one of 97% of people who'd never heard of Cabo Verde before the World Cup, but really hopes they hold on to win this game
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Kendrick Lamar should not play Wordle today IYKYK
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Luke Russell @lukerussell.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Motherfucker can't even win a war against algae.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Has anyone checked in on the designer of the font on the back of Norway's jerseys? That is not the product of a sound mind. #WorldCup
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"Who the f--k is that?" -Michelle Obama, hearing what that UFC dork said about her
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Gross. This is the shit that should be moved to Indiana.
blockclubchicago.org
Kanye West Is Returning Home With 2 September Soldier Field Performances
South Shore-raised rapper Ye is coming to Chicago Sept. 3 and 4 as part of his "Bully" tour.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I know this is a scary story, but don't worry! The car is OK and New Jerseyans know how to keep their mouths shut.
fox29.com
ICE agent struck by fleeing suspect's car in New Jersey, shot fired
An ICE agent suffered unknown injuries after they were struck by a vehicle that was being operated by a fleeing suspect in Stafford Township, New Jersey. The agent discharged his firearm and it's uncl...
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Go Team USA and Cubs! I know you'll both disappoint me eventually. But still rooting for you!
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
And now, Randy Newman unironically loves LA. Fuck Spencer Pratt.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Open letter to New York Knicks fans: On Monday, remember that "86! 47! 86! 47!" would be an excellent chant to fill Madison Square Garden with.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So, Chicago's soccer team had the money to build a new stadium in Chicago without any taxpayer money, but one of the most storied franchises in American sports did not!? That said, I'll believe the Bears are actually going to Hammond when they start building.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I really don't want to think about next year's race for mayor, but I want to make sure Chicago doesn't have its own Spencer Pratt. Please tell me we don't have one.
abc7chicago.com
Illinois Comptroller Susana Mendoza launches campaign for mayor of Chicago
Illinois Comptroller Susana Mendoza officially launched her campaign to become the next mayor of Chicago on Wednesday.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Trump Tower Chicago finally landed it's first riverside retail tenant after 17 years. On a related note, never go to Prasino in LaGrange - or in Chicago.
blockclubchicago.org
Trump Tower Lands Its 1st Riverfront Retail Tenant After 17 Years Of Vacancy
The suburban restaurant Prasino is opening a location next spring inside the building’s long-empty 70,000-square-foot commercial space.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
There's no doubt these little shits are still in for the Freedom 250 concert
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Let me see if I've got this: Trump needs a ballroom because a hotel event space filled with journalists isn't safe? But a 20,000-seat arena in a city that hates his guts is safe?
nj.com
Trump may make appearance at NBA Finals to support Knicks
President Trump may make an appearance at the NBA Finals to support his hometown Knicks, according to a report.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's widely believed that baseball's 7th Inning Stretch originated when President William Howard Taft stood to stretch his legs during a game and the crowd followed his lead out of respect. My question is what will UFC's new tradition be called after Trump needs his diaper changed during this fight?
usatoday.com
UFC arena soars above White House as Trump prepares for big cage fight
The centerpiece of a temporary UFC arena at the White House now soars above the White House ahead of President Trump's June 14 UFC event.
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Mike @mikeiscreative.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Don't be too hard on Jaxson Dart for appearing on stage with Trump. It's not like a Giants player will ever meet the president by winning the Super Bowl.
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