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Mike Hoff

@mikehoff11.bsky.social
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Hockey fan (Flyers and Jets), soccer fan (Tottenham, 1.FC Köln, DC United). Hobbyist photographer. Occasional political takes and product management musings. Frequent coffee.

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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Outstanding place! Their location near me is a regular dinner/lunch option.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Honestly, if I could never hear the word “deal” again, that would be great. We used to have other words, like treaty or agreement or compact or accord. Now thanks to Trump it’s just “deals”, “the best deal” “nuclear deal” “trade deal” “I love making deals” Just. Stop.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Folks in the DC area: remember if you see someone in MAGA gear who looks lost, kindly give them incorrect directions.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Fully regret my donations and enthusiasm for him during the campaign.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
So like 6 houses in Fairfax County VA.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Our healthcare just rolling on by.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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a woman is pointing at something and saying `` i love it ! ''
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
“Guys can’t we just enjoy this hot tub we find ourselves in?” -Frog
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Some will stay, others will go to Philly, NYC, Chicago, Boston, Detroit etc. Trump will declare war on our cities due to conflicts with ICE, LA is just the start.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Here we go again, conservatives conflating minor property damage with the destruction of human lives.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
These republicans are real triggered by flags eh?
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Why does this guy have two first names as his first name?
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
So like, a place to concentrate people? Like some sort of camp?
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Holding steady right off the cliff
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Ideological capture? You’re thinking of religion, not a university.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Manifesting this.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This is gonna go great…
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This was me
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Good luck to anyone trying to fly that day. You know the first Saturday after a lot of schools are out.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The two worst people you know are just going after each other. I’m here for it.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Reached the age where I realized I need to do daily stretches. Hopefully this prevents some other issues from getting worse.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Always check your hotel prices before travel. Saved $350 by canceling previous reservation and rebooking. Only works if not paying in advance.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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some of you may die written on a poster with shrek and two knights
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Many Dems when they hit a certain level on national stage, normally with presidential ambitions, start moving right. Likely partly because they have consultants telling them “capture the middle”.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I don’t need another hobby …maybe I need another hobby.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Means testing always leads to worse outcomes. Dems moving to the right also leads to worse outcomes.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Saying the quiet part out loud. The view of the Republican Party is that us poors just need to be quiet and die. Thats a sacrifice they are willing to make.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Also much closer to dead internet theory.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
“We are going to arrest the COVID and bring it to justice”
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
They pick and choose what they want to hear. Like the do with the Bible.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
You’re assuming there will be midterms.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
They are happy to get it off their books. Trump is a sucker for taking it. Oh and still illegal.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Tech teams naming themselves leads to some interesting conversations. Can be having a serious discussion about a feature then be like “Yeah we are waiting on Dumbledore’s Wand to release their fix before proceeding” #productmanagement
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
“It looks like you’re creating a resume. Would you like help?” It’s a new version of Clippy. 📎
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I’ll never understand what these people have against vaccines.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It’s insane that we need to get into these battles with MAGAs over what basic words in the constitution mean. They truly live in an alternate reality.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Playing for an audience of one.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Maybe we need some actual regulations instead of trusting tech bros to “do the right thing”
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
“Whole bunch” names 1.5
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Retail therapy is great and all, but have you ever finally dropped off that bag of clothes at the donation center? Liberating.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Reading to my wife’s kindergarteners this morning.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Conservatives like to complain about “career bureaucrats” but forget that running these complex agencies requires knowledge of how they work and what they do.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
💯 And a way for white people to not send their kids to school with “undesirables”.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Next up: linking them together in underground tunnels. So innovative!
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Same goes for universal healthcare. Much easier to take the entrepreneurial leap if you know you still have healthcare.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Dude really wants his free plane.
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Mike Hoff @mikehoff11.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Historically only good things happen when governments start building databases of people they consider to have “disorders” right?
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