Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026theshovel.com.au/2026/08/27/c...theshovel.com.auCanada Renames Lake Ontario “Lake of Hormuz”, Just To Fuck With Trump — The ShovelCanadian Prime Minister Mark Carney described it as a “completely unnecessary but extremely satisfying” response to US President Donald Trump’s trade tantrum. 000 0
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026theshovel.com.au/2026/04/08/u...theshovel.com.auUS Declares Huge Victory After It Negotiates for Trade Route That Was Previously Open To Re-Open — The ShovelThe White House has declared victory in the war it started in Iran, saying it has achieved its objectives of spending tens of billions of dollars and causing thousands of deaths in order to return thi... 000 0
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I was driving home this afternoon and this feller had just crashed his car on a busy road. So he figured, "Well, the car aint goin' nowhere. May as well get comfy." He said his name was Jezza. Well Jezza, I like your style. Only in Australia... 020 2
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Machado has given the world a master class in tactical, industrial grade sucking up.. Bravo Maria. Kissing the ring of Count Flatula could not have been easy. Especially considering that I'm not talking about the one on his finger... www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...theguardian.comMaría Corina Machado presents Trump with her Nobel peace prize medalTrump heaped praise on the Venezuelan opposition leader for presenting him with ‘her Nobel peace prize for the work I have done’ 000 0
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 05/01/2026In today's news, the French military launched a stike on South Africa and took president Cyril Ramaphosa into custody. He was taken to Paris and is expected to be put on trial in a French court of law on charges of possessing a type of fireworks, that is available any French regional city... 000 0
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I have a new nick name for Trump. Let's call him "The orange Lobster." Why Lobster you ask? Shit for brains and all the meat in the ass. 010 1
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 14/12/2025People. Here in our peaceful Australia. The peace has been shattered by the ugly specter of terrorism. Tonight on the iconic Bondi beach,there has been a mass shooting and 12 people have lost their lives and dozens injured in an apparent terrorism attack. We will NOT EVER accept this ! AUSTRALIA! 011 1
Reposted by Mike HinchBlue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 03/12/2025BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors! You must refuse illegal orders. 32473672910 7.4K
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 30/11/2025A question to Americans from an observer from afar. Mr. Hegseth is threatening to call Mr. Kelly back into the military to Court Marshall him over his comments. My question. Is it actually legal to do that to a sitting Senator? 030 3
Reposted by Mike HinchJohn F @easttnliberal.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Who am I to argue with science??? 36440102 440
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 28/10/2025theshovel.com.au/2025/10/28/j...theshovel.com.auJapanese PM Tells Whalers Not to Harpoon Large Blubbery Specimen Currently Visiting Tokyo — The Shovel"The oversized blowhole that drifted into Japanese territory today is actually the American president" 020 2
Reposted by Mike HinchMarko Silberhand @markosilberhand.bsky.social · 06/10/2025. Back then, I still thought Greta Thunberg was great . . . 💠 🧐 💠 642601684 2.6K
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I'll just leave this here... www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vRX...youtube.comJimmy Kimmel’s show has been cancelled | The New Disney | LUBACHYouTube video by LUBACH 000 0
Reposted by Mike HinchLisaZed 👩🏻🎨 🌏 🐨🌳🇪🇭🇺🇦 @lisazed.bsky.social · 02/09/2025#Seaweed farms are a dual solution for climate change & sustainable energy. - don't require freshwater, fertilizer, or arable land to grow, making it one of the most eco-friendly resources - naturally absorbs massive amounts of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere through photosynthesis helping 1/... 268114732584 11.5K
Reposted by Mike Hinch BishopX5O 🇨🇦🦋🇺🇦 💙 Free AzBrittney and Donkoclock 8647 @bishopx50.bsky.social · 07/05/2025The Felon and Chief #McDope Who ever made this is genius. Let's share this all over bluesky. 11323941072 2.4K
Reposted by Mike HinchKW🍁 @kwalls.bsky.social · 31/08/2025This needs to receive a lot more media attention. Why not? 041 4
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Hello Bluesky people. Somehow, I have been hacked and the hacker is sending chat notifications in my name. I have no idea how to rectify this and I apologize to anyone receiving these stupid f**king things. If anyone knows how I can - UNHACK - myself, please tell me. 020 2
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I'll just leave this here. The amazing Marsh family... www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYfW...youtube.com"Pamela Bondi" - Marsh Family parody of "The One and Only" sung by Chesney Hawkes (by Nik Kershaw)YouTube video by Marsh Family 010 1
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 30/07/2025It would be really interesting if an accomplished lip reader, could tell us all what it was that Trump and Epstein said to each other on the video footage we see of them, partying together. It might be nothing and then again, it might be most informative. 020 2
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 27/07/2025HEADLINE. Israel is being shamed into providing more humanitarian aid into Gaza. Thankfully they have acted and dropped seven whole pellets of food from airplanes. Yes, seven pellets. For two million people... 121 2
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Those fun loving Scots know how to welcome a guy... scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-... 043 4
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Great victory Donny. Only one tiny problem. No one will buy it and even if our import companies do purchase U.S. beef, the labeling laws will give the consumer the choice... www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/nationa...thenewdaily.com.auUS beef unlikely to flood Australia as ban liftsAustralia will lift biosecurity restrictions on US beef, as the government seeks ways to dampen the blow from Trump's tariffs. 020 2
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Dear Donald. You used a big word in your Oval Office press conference. Do us all a favour and prove that you know what it actually means. Tell us all, what does "Obfuscate" mean? 010 1
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I'm kind of curious as an Australian looking on from afar. If Trump is the sitting President and hence not currently running for office, why does he need to keep holding all these silly rallies? As President, doesn't he have more important things to do? 010 1
Mike Hinch @mikehinch.bsky.social · 27/06/2025preview.mailerlite.io/emails/webvi...preview.mailerlite.ioWho knew peace in the Middle-East would be hard? 010 1