Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 3hJust won the 2FA jackpot at my institution with the code “000” 000
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 22hGuess I’ll just have to get used to how LeBron basically says nothing when he says something 001
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 28/09/2026Yeah maybe don’t move to Monroe 😂 www.facebook.com/share/1GwjZE... talk about local political dramafacebook.comFacebook 000
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 28/09/2026I cannot WAIT to go to work today. Sounds weird, but very true. 010
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 25/09/2026About every month I’m reminded that cats love brining in the liminal space 000
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 24/09/2026Having trouble sending you guys an email? Right to Ricky Sanchez dot com or rtrs dot com? @spikeeskin.bsky.social @michaellevin.bsky.social 100
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 22/09/2026Back to politics in a minute but I simply cannot believe how cute it is that my cat wakes me up at age 10. 020
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 22/09/2026No idea why n the world this would be the case, but latest outlook for iPhone update has decided that 10 new emails warrants a red badge indicator of roughly 2.95 times that. 000
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 20/09/2026Such an amazing situation when you want hrlpnto go to church and immediately hear that the whale who swallowed Jonah had different hotel style rooknsij its belly. Fuck off my god. 100
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 20/09/2026AA is not for thinking people despite the big book being very very intellectual. Idk what the alternative is. Goodnight. 010
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 20/09/2026I told someone "hey what you're saying is really great can you go into more depth beyond your personal experiences?" nd was told I was a huge fucking asshole by six men. 100
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 20/09/2026I unfortunately knew this was true before the outset of my travels with AA, but I gave it a shot. It's a cult, also, unfortunately. 000
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 20/09/2026Hate to do it but I'm her to announce officially that AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) actually sucks. They do not care about people. It's too bad. 010
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 19/09/2026when the server asks you if you need more butter for the rest of your biscuit that you couldn't finish, you know you're in the deep mid south 010
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 19/09/2026What's now funny is I'm being blocked by lists, lists where I am marked as a liberal (derogatory), because I follow Karen attiah 😂 000
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 19/09/2026No one on the west coast waking up today for brunch will understand this post but "here comes the race card" is going to be indelibly imprinted on my brain. 020
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 19/09/2026@karenattiah.bsky.social love you keep up the good work 000
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 19/09/2026Lol internet always wins. Agreeing with someone is often costly. 010
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 19/09/2026Of he thinks Democrats are the party of white people, I guess I'll just point at the demographic sign that still indicates 62 percent of Americans are white. 011
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 19/09/2026I know I'm a good cat owner but my current cat is now 8 or 9 and is still jumping out of the gym and it's quite surprising. Previous cat who lived to 15 had slowed down quite a bit by that age. 021
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 18/09/2026shout-out to the (seemingly?) professor who has spent every single of his hours at the coffee shop over the past three years. 100
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 18/09/2026Diesel holding suspiciously in my region at 5.99 like it's a cat clinging to a tree 010
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 18/09/2026Scrubbing through Ring footage reveals that what I originally thought was a cat sleeping on the patio was in fact the skunk. Very cute! But now dead and smelly. 000
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 18/09/2026New working theory is the skunk is the one who raided my garbage can (that's broken, also, because what else would be right in my life) and ate old pizza, literally then leaving the pizza box outside the can. He or she ate some very spoiled carbs and meat. RIP skunk and RIP neighborhood olfactories. 000
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 18/09/2026dead skunk under my house is just the latest calamity, but it is the smelliest. 000
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 18/09/2026Absolutely incredible how only reason I'm still functioning is y'all. And y'all know if you're y'all. Thank you to y'all. Help me to Jan 1, y'all. 120
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 17/09/2026I can't believe it's someone's job to drive a truck to a campus, grab a trashcan, dump some papers into it, and tell the person dumping those papers that "sure, I'll shred them", then takes it to the truck, shuts the door, drives away. Did they really shred the paper!?! Who knows!? 010
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 17/09/2026That said, very happy to have my appetite back. Guess all it takes is to eat at the best restaurant in the region. Who knew eating good food was a good idea 010
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 16/09/2026It's 105. It's north Louisiana. My Air conditioning is broken. Yet I'm completely calm. #AA #YoullLive 200
Mike Habegger @mikehabegger.com · 16/09/2026Pharmacy hours make it nearly impossible for commuters. 000