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Mike Greicius

@mikegreicius.bsky.social
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Behavioral neurologist at Stanford University caring for patients with Alzheimer’s disease and related disorders like Lewy body disease. My lab studies the genetics of these disorders looking for novel drug targets. #Alzheimer's #publichealth #neuroskyence

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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#gotv #votebymail LFG! Don’t let the American experiment die because of one overstuffed, narcissistic braying ass.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gets? Or needs?
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Eviscerating 60 second rebuttal
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every bit as enchanting as the catbus.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love that they have the ambulance on hand for him as well.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#birds #birding #hawks Tough town, Minneapolis
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hard to "migrate down" to seats unless those seats are empty, or maybe I'm missing something fundamental in this otherwise rational post.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#birds #birding #eagle Bald eagle soaring over the mighty Mississippi HAS to be a good omen. We will prevail.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Uncanny resemblance to Ivanka.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
«Wendy, baby, I think you hurt my head real bad. I'm dizzy, I need a doctor. »
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The DOJ is a shit show in a dumpster fire.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let's not overlook Senator Kennedy here, looking like a 90 year-old, ass-kissing, senate aide holding the posterboard.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#birds #birding #owls #totoro Very Totoro-like this GHO.
A great-horned owl sits on an oak branch and stares down at the viewer.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe keep it A. I. but rename it AMERICAN Intelligence!
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Put that fucking mustache in the pokey.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let the internecine blood-letting begin!
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unfair to chimps
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seems perfectly qualified for the role.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Easy fix is to assume that all Meta glasses are the perv variety.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I doubt they could fill a venue if they paid people $1000 to attend.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One tub of rogaine, 10 ampules of neuropeptides, a dozen vials of testosterone, and (discreetly) a Covid vaccine.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
« Zero interest in running for president…at this moment »
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I could definitely get used to this "no audio" coverage.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#ai #endtimes Might be more newsworthy these days to focus on « incidents of unconcerning A.I. behavior » at OpenAI.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not what Lieu said. Stick to facts
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Rides with?
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The companies themselves are saying they need regulatory oversight. Who is he shilling for?
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Still collecting his paycheck and still not really there.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Amazing photo
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry, you lying racist sycophant, time's up.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Surprised the blazing charisma and star power of Ross Douthat didn’t turn things around.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unlike childhood vaccinations, advanced paternal age is a well-replicated and reasonably strong risk factor for having a child with autism. I know an excellent urologist, Elon.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So many good reasons not to support the NFL or any of their stadium events.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"The manner of death was ruled Natural." This would have been a "natural" death in the 1950s but it is not a natural death in 2026. This is on RFK Jr. and Senator Cassidy who had the chance to scuttle the HHS secretary's nomination and blew it.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel like the Onion got the scoop here. Need to cross-reference Patel's hiring documents with his marriage records: theonion.com/kissing-mule...
theonion.com
Kissing Mule In Wedding Dress Right On The Lips Real Wakeup Call For Town Drunk
DESERT GULCH, AZ—Saying the incident had led him to fully reconsider his past behavior, town drunk Gus McCord told reporters Thursday that a bender culminating in him kissing a mule in a wedding dress...
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thank goodness he has the courage to stand up for all those brave men who were victims of bestiality. Sounds like the FBI is doing just fine.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
These skills will soon become quite valuable again.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bat-eared version (with wetty yeti).
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This restores my calm when I get Hegseth rage. He’ll be back here soon: youtu.be/pMrVdFnjEjs?...
youtu.be
Fox News host throws ax, hits drummer
YouTube video by CNN
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
But how would such a politician win an election without spam texting the hell out of us from an infinite number of phone numbers?
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Journalist body parts if I and to guess
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Body parts?
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I imagine they added the loud bell after each name in the hopes of keeping him awake. Alas.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The GOP's first steps towards universal basic income! Surely universal healthcare is next.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Vive la France!
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think this is the initial glimmer of Trump and the GOP's embrace of universal basic income! They will soon merge with the DSA and peace and prosperity will rain down on America and the wider world.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mothersbaugh is a contender. Maybe throw the boy mayor, Dennis Kucinich, in there too. So many great Ohioans now that I start rounding out the list. I’d add LeBron if he hasn’t abandoned us.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In the top 5 Ohioans of all time
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