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Mike Gottschalk

@mikegottschalk.bsky.social
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creative director | LA designer | director | herder of sheep thousandplateau.com

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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 5h
what did they fucking think would happen
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hey Tom tell Renee Good’s mom why you couldn’t vote for Kamala Harris
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Illustration of a sextant with parts labeled in a handwritten engineer’s lettering.
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎯
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’ll be a great day when it happens
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wrong sport
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your “show a random voter” feature shows only straight voters after 100x+ What’s up
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sky and clouds illuminated by low angle sun framed by trees, roofs and phone line
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what’s the tldr on masking in a bar real q no shade intended i wish everyone involved the best
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You lost.
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
he’s from a family of slumlords. he took out a full page ad calling to execute innocent New Yorkers because they’re black. he raped New Yorkers. he lets ICE terrorize New York City. he loves no one but himself. but if you want to convince yourself with white boy memes u do u bro
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How does Trump love New York?
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Donald Trump loves New York.” —Zohran Mamdani
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gross
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
his Adderall is just now starting to wear off and the slurring is getting worse
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yeah fuck off
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
good segment just now. glad you could get the Network State aspirations onto viewers’ radar
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
way to normalize a fascist wtaf
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ok can we agree to stop saying “divide”? as if there’s a compromise that exists somewhere between here and literal Naziism?
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
thought this was the Pitchbot account at first
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
REPUBLICANS in Congress
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sky at dusk, wires and data equipment mostly in parallel, fig leaves
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Napoleon or Little Caesar’s or whatever”
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
and Chris Hayes would say it’s “concerning”
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hire an artist.
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Biden’s old, guys.”
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
45 yrs of erosion
A laptop screen photo showing a portion of a New York Times email newsletter, labeled “September 14, 2026” at the top, followed by a paragraph describing a search for “the 25 most influential fashion photographs of the past century,” accompanied by an arresting photograph taken by Jean-Paul Goude of Grace Jones, shown with angular, androgynous hair and wardrobe, makeup in blue to bring out volume of face and torso, with white cigarette dangling from lips done in prune to dark brown; this, atop another story, contemporary this time, showing the same familiar pose and expression of Taylor Swift in close-up, the soft bright lighting suggesting a setting cordoned off for publicity outside of any artistic intent, and astride copy reading “Is red lipstick out of date? Here’s what our fashion critic says,” followed by an arrow, pointing toward Ms. Swift, but also encouraging us to indulge ourselves in the discovery, on September 14, 2026, of what their fashion critic says.
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
they stopped tracking so how would they know
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The dude’s ankles are so full of fluid he’ll probably see the inside of a box fairly soon
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
does the $535bn include orders yet to be manufactured? or are they literally sitting in a warehouse silently manipulating prices?
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
text from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_chili describing the Cincinnati chili “way” system and teasing us with the existence of “chili parlors”
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/LaywPVsltW4?...
youtu.be
Cincinnati Fatback (Unreleased 1975 Version)
YouTube video by Danny Adler - Topic
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/3I1Ck3dDkiU?...
youtu.be
WKRP In Cincinnati Closing Credits (February 28, 1981)
YouTube video by Nevalster's Television Oddities
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One rule of thumb will get us out of this hellscape: DO NOT ATTEND THANKSGIVING WITH FASCISTS. “But I have to…” DO NOT ATTEND THANKSGIVING WITH FASCISTS. “It’s my family though…” DO NOT ATTEND THANKSGIVING WITH FASCISTS. “But my situation is tricky…” DO NOT ATTEND THANKSGIVING WITH FASCISTS.
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
isn’t that 5 war crimes?
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That photograph is from 1939.
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
bullet dodged! amirite Trumper?
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
clouds illuminated by low angle sun near dusk
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
JD Vance speaks like he’s trying to sell you a riding lawnmower in Knoxville Tennessee
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
pleeeeeease go everywhere
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the court fight is over. it’s a court order. the screening system is now illegal. call it that.
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
thanks, Amy!
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
Six members of the MIT Wearable Computing Project standing in a row, adorned with computing, 1996.

Far left: Steve Mann, now a professor at the University of Toronto and considered "the father of wearable computing" and "the father of augmented reality (AR)"; inventor of "Digital Eye Glass" (EyeTap), Chirplet Transform, Comparametric Equations and HDR (High Dynamic Range) imaging.

Far right: Thad Starner, now a professor at Georgia Tech's College of Computing, having continuously worn his own customized wearable computer technology since 1993; also the Tech Lead on Google Glass.
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
thanks for the reminder. I will repost
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Harris wasn’t an ideal candidate, though.”
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thanks for ur service, JR
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
why are you picking on a woman? are you a douche?
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hollywood Nites™ #Dvořák
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Mike Gottschalk @mikegottschalk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
tbh didn’t recognize this guy with the photo cropped
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