Sign in

Mike Gianella

@mikegianella.bsky.social
7.1K followers 355 following 20K posts

Write about fantasy baseball, post about that and lots of other stuff. He/him/his

PostsRepliesMedia
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that entire Wikipedia page is comedic gold
Best Colin Farrell in a Movie
• as Bullseye - Daredevil
• as James - The Recruit
• as Jim - S.W.A.T.
• as Stu - Phonebooth
• as Extra - Verónica Guerin
020
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
010
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it’s this
I'D ALSO LIKE TO EXPRESS MY FONDNESS
FOR THAT PARTICULAR BEER.
2120
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me neither, although there is a type of Brewers/Rays fan that is going to be nth degrees of insufferable if they win it all
Yea MLB is gonna do whatever they want, I just don't want to see the Dodgers in another fucking world series lol
9:18 AM • Oct 8, 2026
1 like
370
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Photo added by Neil Funkhouser
Woodlawn Cemetery Bronx, Bronx County, New York, USA
120
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if you see this post a witch
it’s Esmeralda (Alice Ghostley) from Bewitched
110
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
IN 1972 A CRACK
COMMANDO UNIT WAS SENT TO PRISON BY A MILITARY COURT FOR A CRIME THEY DIDN'T COMMIT
THESE MEN
PROMPTLY ESCAPED FROM A MAXIMUM SECURITY STOCKADE TO THE LOS ANGELES UNDERGROUND
TODAY STILL
WANTED BY THE GOVERNMENT
THEY SURVIVE
AS SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE
IF YOU HAVE A
PROBLEM IF NO ONE ELSE CAN HELP AND IF YOU CAN FIND THEM MAYBE YOU CAN HIRE THE A-TEAM
0152
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me, reading the latest AI guidance from senior management
DON'T DO WHAT DONNY
DON'T DOES.
060
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love Yordan but his best season would be Judge’s fourth best season.
a post from Peter Appel on X that says “imagine this app if Aaron Judge went 1-8 with multiple K’s and got swept.

Yordan Alvarez did it and I don’t hear a peep.”
5160
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AND THE WHITE SOX
WHO DID NOT DIE
020
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
0121
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the 2026 Philadelphia Phillies
WE'VE TRIED NOTHING, AND WE'RE ALL OUT OF IDEAS.
051
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will never forget this batshit insane graphic presented as a serene point/counterpoint as part of a “housing debate” and not a fucked up plan to go after non-white people.
HOUSING PROPOSALS
TRUMP /VANCE
CHANGING REGULATIONS & MAKING FEDERAL LAND
AVAILABLE
MASS DEPORTATION
TO EASE DEMAND

HARRIS / WALZ
$25,000  DOWN
PAYMENT ASSISTANCE
TAX INCENTIVES FOR BUILDERS
0111
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Joe Musgrove? The Pirates pitcher?
A bald guy with a white mustache and glasses wearing a headset in front of a microphone
0101
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[After leaving Willy Wonka's factory]
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to—
ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!
1263
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the late, great Phil Hartman reading copy for Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor
020
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank you for reminding me of one of my favorite Simpsons lines

THAT'S FOR TAKING CREDIT FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK.
1180
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Robert Redford, James Woods, and Barbara Streisand in The Way We Were
010
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it’s the guy from the Baby Gronk/Livvy Dunne video
030
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Planned
120
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
good bit that he made this joke come true
No, I'm from lowa.
I only work in outer space.
010
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
seems I’m always spreading mayostard mustardayonaisse and tiiiiiiiime
4173
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The captain and the kid from Airplane!
020
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'M JOINING THE WAR ON
SOYBOYS
ON THE SIDE OF THE
SOYBOYS
148012
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
help! my kids are functionally illiterate!
Hulkamania's Running Wild!
0152
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i realize i’m pissing into the wind here but the quoted post is a pretty clear violation of Bluesky’s “Respectful Discourse” #1 and #2
B. Respectful Discourse We create a safe space for discussion by prohibiting threats and content meant to scare or intimidate people.
i. Do not threaten others with death, serious harm, or express that others should be hurt or killed. ii. Do not promote, glorify, or incite violence against individuals or groups.
iii. Do not share graphic violent content designed to shock, disturb, or intimidate others.
0284
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s young Stan Smith from American Dad shrugging and laughing while two Contras stand smiling behind him
060
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Comedian Scott Seiss with the caption “do you hear yourself?”
030
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
you’re damn right they do
BIG BALLS
KDC
ROCK AND ROLL HELL
0110
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The guy celebrating finishing 3rd.
0140
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
OH I SHOULD BE RESISTING THIS, BUT IM PARALYZED WITH RAGE.
AND ISLAND RHYTHMS.
190
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
you a few days from now
Quote from man stabbed

“What are you gonna do, stab me?”
030
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
THERE'S SOMETHING BOTHERING
ME ABOUT THIS PLACE
I KNOW!
THIS LESBIAN BAR DOESN'T HAVE A
FIRE EXIT!
080
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
idiots! the car didn’t give birth to Dave Crabtree, the mother died, was reincarnated, and her disembodied spirit was trapped inside the car! it’s … just … let’s think before we … all right
David Cross wearing a suit looking extremely angry
3130
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
a screenshot of the television credits of “my mother the car”
24810
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
graphic design is their passion
WELCOME
VOTO & CAVALLI
ATTORNEYS AT LAW, P.C.
INJURED?
WE FIGHT FOR YOU.
CAR ACCIDENTS
SLIP & FALLS
CONSTRUCTION
ACCIDENTS
030
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this post randomly pops into my head sometimes and I automatically laugh
a post from the normal guy that says: (drake rapping in 2025) hey kendrick it’s been a while. first of all it’s “ephebophile”
1121
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Two white men sitting at a table with a chess board and pieces on the table. The man on the right is wearing an earpiece
160
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ELDERLY MAN LEFT TO DIE IN HOT VAN
» JEROME SANDERS' FAMILY SAY FACILITY STAFF RESPONSIBLE
010
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mr. President a second bag of M&M’s has gone woke
it’s the bush 9/11 meme
070
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Dude expressing his displeasure about The Eagles
030
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BEING MEAN TO A TERF THAT'S A
PADDLIN
YELLING AT A REPUBLICAN, THAT'S A PADDLIN
MAKING FUN OF BART WEISS, THATS A PADDLIN
0355
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BOOO!
GET BETTER MATERIAL! a man is yelling at a bird
060
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
works great for apologies too
a man dressed in black holding another man wearing gray slacks and a blue dress shirt by the ankles out a window of a brick building
070
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is how FanGraphs sees it since Harper joined the Phils. it’s closer than I would have expected
Bryce Harper and Mike Trout’s stats since 2019Bryce Harper and Mike Trout’s stats since 2019
010
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
a man dressed as an umpire clutching onto a scared looking woman while a bunch of people look on in horror
010
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s the King of Pluto, Flippy Nips
150
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
every time I see fans of low payroll teams that have never won a World Series bragging about how smart their teams’ front office is
It’s the fifth place medal meme
0120
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love 60s band photos where it looks like they randomly grabbed six middle managers from a local office and said “ok you’re in a band now” and they all look a little scared
It’s the 1960s band The Association.
070
Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
every tenth post on Bluesky this week
two children nervously smiling above a chyron that reads Brought to you by the Channel 5
Food Poisoning Commission. One question I’ve always had about this is is this supposed to be a public service announcement alerting you to food poisoning or is Channel 5 simply telling you “we have a commission that poisons all the food, sucks to suck.” up until very recently I would have assumed the former but now I’m not so sure. the way our institutions are rapidly falling apart and failing us makes it quite plausible that a local news affiliate would be poisoning all the food and then bragging about it in a twisted PSA. seems rather supervillain-y, I know, but then so does everything else these days. I hate this fucking timeline.
051