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It’s Pronounced “Quokka”

@mikeflu.bsky.social
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Animal lover, Policy Wonk, way-too-old gamer, golfer when my legs cooperate, occasional philosphizer. Childless cat dad. Unapologetic leftist. Gen X are not fucking boomers!

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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Packing for Punta Cana. I have help.
A calico cat sleeps in a half-packed suitcase.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Geometrically.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A neighbor’s dead tree had to come down. This little guy? and their 3 siblings and mom were inside. Mom took off and didn’t come back for 2 days. Took care of them until we could find a rehabber.
A bearded man gently holds an abandoned baby raccoon.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Thanks for the follow, @bote70.bsky.social Here’s the obligatory pic of the beautiful Lyanna Meowmont, Lady of Cat Island.
A calico cat crawled in a person’s arms.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Maybe if he didn’t act like Hitler people wouldn’t say that.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Totally by design. They don’t want people who don’t speak English to be able to defend themselves or even assist in their own defense.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Thanks for the follow, @liberalbarbie.bsky.social. Here’s your Lyanna Meowmont pic:
A calico cat taking a nap curled up with her ferret covering her eyes.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
And Reagan was talking to Iran. He urged them to hold on to the hostages until after the election so he could win. Fucking traitor.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Another follower, another pic. Thanks, @sergiomerz-spd.bsky.social!
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Seems like they did a pretty good job of ignoring him.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It’s the US Postal SERVICE, not the US Postal BUSINESS.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If you’ve taken 3 cognitive tests they’re not looking for dementia, they’re monitoring it.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Is he standing on a full apple for this pic?
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
They should give Obama another one if they want to give Trump a stroke.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Too bad he was such a shitty president.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Another follower, another Lyanna Meowmont pic. Thanks, @cogswell.bsky.social!
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Linkin was only a few days older than Parker. They were both multiple births (Linkin a twin, Parker a triplet) that were abandoned/ignored by their mother. Very common for ewes to do so. Parker’s lamb had a twin that was either stillborn or killed by their mom, Lucy. Didn’t find her until later.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
No, just a very small hobby farm. She has 4 horses, 6 goats, 3 sheep, 80-ish chickens, about a dozen ducks, about the same number of guinea fowl, and a cow on about 25 acres. Plus 4 dogs and 6 cats. I might’ve forgotten something and there may have been adds/subs since I talked to her last.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Unfortunately, he passed last autumn. He got his head tangled in his fence overnight. On the bright side, my sister rescued another lamb, named Parker, in the same situation a few weeks after him and a month ago he fathered a lamb of his own!
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
@madeindex.bsky.social Thanks for the follow! Here’s your pic with a bonus blep:
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Another follower! Thanks @yourfriendlyhunter.bsky.social Here’s your pic:
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
For @erzader.bsky.social
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Thanks, @tyrowo.com! As promised:
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
For every new follower I get, I’ll post a new photo of Leanna Meowmont, Lady of Cat Island. Here’s one for a primer:
A calico cat sleeping.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The president of the United States and the stupidest person on the planet should be two different people, but here we are.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I hope his garage explodes.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Mexico will pay for the wall all over again.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It could be the most intriguing matchup in the history of the game. If Collinsworth is on the mic I’d rather watch paint dry. He must have serious dirt on someone high up at NBC to keep his job. The most annoying, ignorant blowhard in the history of sports broadcasting.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Probably shouldn’t have had him killed, then.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I recommend it at least once. It’s not that difficult, but a little time consuming and totally worth it.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Do you make your gnocchi from scratch?
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The fuel efficiency below about 20k feet is horrible.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Not nearly enough.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
It could be the best matchup in NFL history, but if Collinsworth is calling the game I won’t tune in. There’s never been a more annoying, idiotic blowhard in sports broadcasting. He must have some serious dirt on someone high up in NBC to keep his job for so long.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Sooooo many of them could be Weird Little Guys subjects.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Rolling Fuck vibes…
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I just had some in the hospital with my knee replacement last week. It was wonderful.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
They should arrest them and throw them in a swamp with no access to legal representation.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
This could have all been avoided if we had properly punished the confederacy.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
AI is a scam.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Not a single mention of Kyle Konrady’s school record 63-yarder on ANY ESPN CFB show was a travesty.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Don’t burn the flag, fuck that thing!
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
13 A does not unconditionally prohibit slavery.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
No apology necessary. He did steal a helicopter once. He landed it in Johnny Cash’s yard to deliver his demo of Sunday Morning Coming Down, though. It worked!
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Kristopherson was never in combat. He was stationed in Germany, volunteered to go to Vietnam, but was not sent there. He was offered a teaching position at West Point, but resigned his commission instead.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Yep. It was Tina Fey. “I can see Russia from my house!”
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Even AI punches down, like the shitheads who create it.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
It’s definitely good for poisoning dumbfucks, too.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
He’s probably the only person who hung out with Epstein/Maxwell more than Trump.
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It’s Pronounced “Quokka” @mikeflu.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Republicans are the school shooter. Democrats are the Uvalde PD. All of us are the terrified kids hiding in closets, waiting for the inevitable.
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