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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 11h
In front of you there appears two drinks. One contains only water, the other contains tequila and water. How do you proceed?
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 12h
A screenshot from Dracula flow
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 12h
Saw a guy out with his two young daughters wearing this one the other day
This back of a tshirt that says “emotional support cowboy. Free. Free rides. No safe spaces. Bring your issues, take them out on me. Dirty cowboy USA” with a picture of a cowboy on a mechanical bull
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A photo of a menu in Thailand with English translations beside the Thai menu item. In the middle of the page the dish is translated as “crap lagoon”
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A screenshot of Mr Burns from the Simpsons holding a bong and saying “and all this time, I’ve been smoking harmless tobacco”
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s spooky season
A screenshot of Spagett that says “YOU'VE BEEN SPOOKED BY SPAGETT!”
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got birria on sunday and remembered seeing dumplings on the menu
A photo of the Birria LES menu containing sections for different sections for foods such as mulitas, tostadas, and tacos. One of the sections is birria dumplings, with beef, chicken, and shrimp dumplings. you can also get consome con dumpling
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same time looking the opposite direction
A picture of a yellow and blue sunset in New York
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The sky is so pretty tonight there are people all over the sidewalk taking pictures
A picture of the sky in New York City tonight during sunset, very pink orange and blue
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s Friday
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A screenshot of a tweet from @davedittell: “if you fuck up a meal just call it Chicago style and serve it anyway”
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This continues to be true
The drawing of the timeline of “the creative process” 

Work begins and 85% of the time is spent fucking off. Then a stretch of panic. Then all the work while crying at the very end, just in time for the deadline.
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Next in the mix
A picture of a Thai triangular cushion ideal of lounging on the floor
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stopped by Brooklyn Banks to check out Red Bull Origin today
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Getting flashbacks in the most complimentary way
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I made it once and this meter long (folded over) bratwurst was I think 3 euro. I only hope such things are still available
A picture from Oktoberfest showing a nearly meter long bratwurst doubled over into a baguette as a bun.
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A screenshot from the trailer park boys where Ricky asks Lahey “and why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?”
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spotted recently in Canada
A jar of planters ketchup flavoured peanuts
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
TIL the outer layer of skin is literally “the horny layer” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratum...
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Stratum Corneum that reads:

Stratum corneum
Outermost layer of the epidermis
The stratum corneum (Latin for
'horned/horny layer') is the outermost layer of the epidermis of the tetrapod skin.
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The accent thing is cool, but how about how Canadians measure things?
A flow chart detailing the inconsistent way Canadians use different units of measurement entirely depending on context. These are not official rules, but a social convention nearly all Canadians abide by
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We had a perfect little guest with us
A picture of an adorable little white dog sitting on a couch, small enough to entirely fit on one of the throw pillows
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Upstate for the weekend
Two moto Guzzi v7 motorcycles parked beside each otherA panoramic view of forest and mountains in the distance, taken from an elevated viewpointAn a frame house in the woods with a circle of chairs around a fire pit in the front yard
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We are all so fucked
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So fucking lame
A screenshot from Raekwon on twitter quote tweeting palantir to thank them for his visit to their offices:

Raekwon The Chef @Raekwon
Yes, thank you for the invite!! Appreciate the love and support. it see yall soon!!

Palantir @PalantirTech • 9h
It was great to have @Raekwon at our office again.
Congratulations to the Wu-Tang Clan on their farewell tour. ...
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
TIL Reacher (Alan Ritchson) is active on r/wallstreetbets
A screenshot of a Reddit comment:

r/wallstreetbets • Chipotle stock sinks as restaurant chain reports falling traffic, weak guidance.
aritchson commented 7 mo. ago.
Please tell me to my face again how you'll only make a quesadilla if I put the order in online.
8 points
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What in the world of fucked up canadian beverages?…
A box of “candy keys” vodka water. 4 litres bag in a box from cottage springs beverage company.
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
In Canada the presidents choice fine cracker variety pack has the closest approximation I have found so far but I haven’t seen them sold on their own outside of the variety pack
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Tornado watch in New York?
A screenshot of the Apple weather app 
New York
28°
Drizzle
H:28° L:22°
A Tornado Watch & 1 More
Tornado Watch. These conditions are expected to last until 9:00 PM (EDT), Tuesday, July 21.
Additional alert: Flood Watch.
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Tornado watch in New York?
A screenshot of the Apple weather app 
New York
28°
Drizzle
H:28° L:22°
A Tornado Watch & 1 More
Tornado Watch. These conditions are expected to last until 9:00 PM (EDT), Tuesday, July 21.
Additional alert: Flood Watch.
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Been working my way through this so far. Appreciate the recs I’ll add them to the list
A screenshot of my list of books to read:

Books
- [x] The sun also rises 
- [x] A moveable feast
- [x] Farewell to arms
- [ ] Blood meridian
- [ ] The road
- [ ] The things we carry - Tim o brien
- [ ] James ellroy - American tabloid 
- [ ] Thomos pinchion - Crying of lot 49 i
- [ ] Toni Morrison - beloved and Song of Solomon x 2 
- [ ] The left hand of darkness
- [ ] Irvine welsh - Glue, Trainspotting, Porno
- [ ] Their eyes were watching god zora Neal Hurston 
- [ ] The amazing adventures of cavalier and clay
- [ ] Joyful recollections of trauma - Paul Scheer
- [ ] Area X series - annihilation 
- [ ] Hyperion 
- [ ] Child of god
- [ ] The stranger - camus
- [ ] Myth of Sysiphus
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A photo of a sticker that has Alfred E Neuman’s head on Austin Powers body that says “what, me horny?” In the Austin powers font.
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yeah I’ve seen your writing
A window of a store, and in the window it says “toilet articles”
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A screenshot of an article (about the comedy show On Cinema At The Cinema) that reads "I Am Not Wet" Posted December 27 2024, by Newman Heidecker, Health and Wellness Reporter. 
The picture shows Tim Heidecker (New Heidecker) looking wet.
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
BLARF vinyl arrived today
A photo of the new BLARF album “film scores for films that don’t exist”
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A screenshot from On Cinema with Gregg saying: “And it's very clever of Mr Spielberg to call the movie "Disclosure Day" because that opens up the possibility of sequels such as Disclosure Week, Disclosure Month, Disclosure Year, all the way up to Disclosure Millennium where we journey to the alien home planet.
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A screenshot from 30 Rock with Liz Lemon saying "You can't put Gatorade on salmon."
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’m quite enjoying the new BLARF album from Eric Andre. Putting his Berklee degree to good use
The album cover for BLARF - Film Scores for Films That Don’t Exist
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This album goes hard
A photo of the new Vince staples album “crybaby” on vinyl. The vinyl record is pink and placed on top of the sleeve, which is on top of the cover, placed on top of my record player.
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I recently flew EVA Air and both flights had Hello Kitty paintings at the front of the plane
A painting on the wall at the front of an airplane showing Hello Kitty and other Sanrio characters A painting on the wall at the front of an airplane showing Hello Kitty and other Sanrio characters
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It’s Forza Horizon 6 time
A screenshot from Forza horizon 6 showing a white Honda with a “discover Japan” livery parked on a Tokyo streetA screenshot from Forza horizon 6 showing a Toyota with a 711 brand livery parked at a gas station at night A screenshot from Forza horizon 6 showing a car quickly driving through cherry blossomsA screenshot from Forza horizon 6 showing a track prepped kei truck with a 911 emergency livery
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
monoskop.org/images/5/58/...
The cover of CBC MASSEY LECTURES SERIES
URSULA FRANKLIN
THE REAL WORLD OF TECHNOLOGY
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Looney Tunes ass wall
A photo of a parking lot with a road painted on the ground that continues up onto the wall, where a road through the hills is painted. Like the fake tunnel on the wall in a cartoon
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A sign from arrested development that says “MILFORD ACADEMY - where children are neither seen nor heard”
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A photo of the pope wearing Nike sneakers A screenshot from the Simpsons showing Kent Brockman saying “Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth.”
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Those are so good. I found these at Economy Candy a little while ago and were pretty good. I’ve got a soft spot for lays ketchup chips and ruffles all dressed though 🇨🇦
Doritos roast chicken flavour chipsDoritos late night seasoned galbi chicken chipsDoritos sichuan peppercorn chicken chips
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Danger. No swimming.
A photo on the beach in Da Nang, Vietnam, showing a lifeguard looking out at a ton of people swimming as he walks past the “danger, no swimming” sign on that portion of beach
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Mike Farrell @mikefarrell.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Lfg
A photo from the south side of One World Trade in manhattan looking upwards, where the design of the building makes it appear to go on to infinity. Light clouds at the top enhance the effectPhoto of two buildings in Mexico CityA photo of an entirely glass clad building in Hell’s Kitchen, nyc
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