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Mike Fant

@mikefant.bsky.social
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Former submarine sailor. Current engineer. Just trying to raise a family, enjoying, and learn some stuff along the way south of Seattle.

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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 15h
*years and years of hearing about Josh Hawley being terrible. Me: Huh. I wonder who the other senator is that represents Missouri. *Eric Schmitt makes himself known!*
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe he's about to kick the bucket and he doesn't want CNN to be the first to report it.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you suppose everyone in the FBI from now on is going to have to deal with "yeah? You got a bestiality waiver?" while they're putting the cuffs on them?
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hmmm...I guess I never heard what my company's policies are on bestiality. HR: What in the world is wrong with you? Why are you asking? #fbi
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So...did Mitch make it to work today?
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just thinking about a solemn event like the 25th anniversary of 9/11 and how every living last president is there, but the current president wasn't wanted there because everyone knew he wouldn't STFU.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yes, make fun of his hair. But don't forget the grifting, the state of our military, inflation, and the Epstein files.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No one ever said "we really need a data center based economy." "What do you want to do when you grow up?" "I want to maintain servers at a data center."
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So how many days after he kicks the bucket will no one ever call it Lake America again? Spend your energy wisely.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So basically what we expected to happen with Venezuela is finally happening. They have a bunch of oil that is difficult to extract and process. It will need years of infrastructure and good government to achieve it. But now Trump's claiming that it's ours and we can immediately get it. Enough.🙄
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What ever happened to all the ultra-violent Latino gangs that trump was going to arrest and boot out of the country? Did they all say "oh no. This guy will get us. We need to go back to our home countries and mellow out. Hurry guys."
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly yesterday. Tim Curry today. Both 80.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I could accept renaming it the Kennedy and Parton Center. You know...after people who actually cared for America.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do you think everyone around trump is just begging "please don't say anything bad about Dolly. Saying anything against her would be worse than denying Putin and netanyahu."
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
News: a celebrity 80 year old passed away today... Me: FINALLY!!! News: Dolly Parton... Me: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I miss the good old days when if someone claimed the government was selling horse meat or meat that China turned away from another country, it sounded like some kook making stuff up rather than something plausible.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stop being surprised that they claim kids are getting sex changes at school and trump is ordering them to be reversed. He claimed during a debate "they're eating the dogs and cats" and people still voted for him. This will go on until we feel enough pain to make it change.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Epstein...not this one. The other one.
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Welcome Back Kotter: Epstein's Mother
ALT: Welcome Back Kotter: Epstein's Mother
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We're about 40% of the way through Trump's 2nd term.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So to help distract from Trump's grifting and the Epstein files, Nancy Mace got her arms tattooed? Ok. Not sure how much of a distraction that is, but Nancy's going to Nancy.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I know they released a a statement the other day with pictures of him. But are those pics current? Has anyone actually seen McConnell alive or did that just pass by like so many other things?
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's weird how many atheists are praying for one guy to die. - Luke Severeid 😂👍
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's after midnight eastern time. Did they announce McConnell is dead yet or do they have to wait until the whole country is past August 3?
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I've got $20 that Mitch McConnell passes away at 12:01 Tuesday morning, but can't find anyone to take that bet.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I heard there's going to be an update on Mitch McConnell Tuesday. 🙄
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you were in front of Congress and rand Paul kicked your lawyer out of the room, you'd be smart to not answer questions too.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's amazing how many posts talk about Fauci taking the 5th and claiming that's some sort of evidence of guilt. He's in a circus. Now let's talk about how many times trump and Epstein have taken the 5th.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So they're releasing Biden's tapes and they want to drag Fauci through the mud. Both are retired and have little or no effect on our lives now. But the Epstein files are still hidden and people in government right now are all over them.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Want to know who the real patriots are? They're the government employees who are sticking it out or those who come back after this administration is gone because they know things need to be fixed. No shame on those who don't. But those who do have a hell of a job in front of them.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Do American soldiers now need to salute with their palm facing forward?
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Whose budget does $300 billion come from?
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So I guess we're going to enter ANOTHER weekend with claims that there will be an Iran deal by the end of the weekend. Ok. Sure.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This should get a little attention. But what really needs attention are the full Epstein files.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Me on Jan. 6, 2021: I can't believe these assholes have kicked down the doors of the capitol building. Me today: I think the only way to stop these people from trampling on our rights is to kick down the doors of the capitol building. At least I have facts on my side, not "Biden stole..."
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Replace "trump" with "Vance" in this. You know maga would never fall for that. They're a cult. Their 79 cult leader can't be around forever. When he's gone, things will start to improve. Don't expect them to get better before then.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
You can scream all day about Trump's slush fund, but he's doing it because he can. He's demonstrating that he can do it and Congress and his supporters won't do anything about it. How do you think this will end? It won't end with him seeing the error in his ways.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Do you think trump has pardons already signed for his family and friends? Yeah. Me too. And you know he auto penned that. I suppose they're locked up to ensure people stay loyal till the end.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
You wouldn’t marry someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t be friends with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t do business with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t work for someone who lied to u like this. You’d want nothing to do with someone who lied to u like this.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I was born in '72. My whole life, I've been told to save energy, turn off the lights, upgrade to more efficient stuff. Someone explain to me how now we can spend so much energy mining Bitcoin and supplying data centers.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Remember mid-February 2021? When you got up in the morning, turned on the news, scrolled through your phone and finally realized that you felt a bit more at ease. Like you weren't dreading hearing whatever crazy thing came up last night. Then you realized that things were normal again.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
What's it going to take to release the Epstein files? Do democrats have to control Congress? Will it happen then? If you want his face and name off of passports and buildings, show the world the awful stuff he's associated with.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"He needs a ballroom for security." He was recently at a damn UFC fight which seems quite a bit more difficult to secure than a Hilton.
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DD Coutts @deedeecoutts.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Isn’t that the truth.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Just curious. If someone said "screw it" and released a bunch of the Epstein files, I'm sure the current administration would arrest them as fast as possible. But if those files really bring an end to this administration, how soon could someone step in and free the person who released them?
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Why does every dystopian future story have an authoritarian regime? Why don't any have a well-run and properly funded government taking care of their people? Oh wait...
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Trump, the guy who if someone tells you how many times he's lied you need to ask "individual lies or total times he's told a lie?" Both numbers are shocking.
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Mike Fant @mikefant.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I'm pretty sure that someone can get hegseth to quote some trashy romance novel. Make this happen.
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