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Mike

@mikefail.bsky.social
1.1K followers 273 following 605 posts

Scorchstack’s lead insider and Twitter’s good content boy. I used to write about hockey. Socialist, Free Palestine. Wrestling, and greyhounds.

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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 20h
GARY GARY GARY GARY GARYYYYYY
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think we are adopting this little guy on Thursday. Rosie will potentially new little friend.
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
marina fucking shafir with the brutalizer. PAC would be so fucking proud.
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
will hitting the black arrow is so fucking beautiful
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
this one was way better for tracking. I think I just need to spend the week tightening up detection on goalies, refs, audiences, and maybe set boundaries on the ice? I dunno. A weekend of effort so far looks okay!
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Okay it’s working better. Still having issues with occlusion and the refs being detected + players often disappearing in tracking.
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Well.. it runs even if it doesn’t get the timestamps of when I want it to start tracking. More work to be done I suppose, like finishing all the torrents for this past season and heaps more calibration.
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
bringing back a classic for this
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
is kevin knight dead? jesus fucking christ what a spot
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
sleeper hit for the best thing I ate in Croatia: yumyum burger (everyone plan a trip to split and go there. Great food, great owner)
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
zap time. I had <24 hours in Toronto so I made the most of it.
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
never coming home. Someone loan me $1.7M for a yacht
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
big yacht guy now (Croatia rules)
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
okay see you in a week
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Our guild is second in the US / #1 Horde. Everyone please clap.
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Every single thing about this article feels like slop. It’s probably a good test case along with everything else the “author” posted.
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
striking a pose ✨
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
new bed. She turned 8 a few weeks ago and deserved an orthopaedic.
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I bought a nice new jacket. Everyone marvel at it and my hand soap
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Midsommar zap zap
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
logging on to watch hockey
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Fox wears boots to keep her balance good while on the floor. The brain tumor might take her but it will not take her easily.
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
update: all gone
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
bought this big sandwich and I’m gonna eat all of it
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
My bitch a choosy lover, never fuck without a rubber Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover Money on the dresser, drive a Kompressor Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser Trash like to fuck with forty dollars in the club Fuckin' up the game, bitch, it gets no love
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Ahh, the little ones, inhabitants of the dream... They find hunters like yourself, worship, and serve them. Speak words, they do not, but still, aren't they sweet? (Got another one but it’s Bloodborne this time)
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
marina:
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha eat shit
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Twitter is still good if you put in effort to mess with insane people. It’s not much but it’s honest work.
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
everyone say good night Rosie or she will appear at your bedside and stare at you like this while you sleep
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
:)
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Desk is all done and in a good spot. I built everything into a cabinet with theatre fans that keep my work setup, personal setup, and server all temperature controlled. Need to replace replace the under desk cable tray next with something better but that can wait.
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
See you all in a few months after I 100% this like five times.
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
@evolvingwild.evolving-hockey.com some new additions to my commander deck
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
did a thing and now my left shin is done
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Buddy mailed me this. Now we are playing with misery
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
@evolvingwild.evolving-hockey.com some new adds
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
@jenramose.online currently - I need to get to your level
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
the girls say hi
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
My albums of the year so far. It might be August but I can say confidently that a lot of great music has been released this year already. Spotify playlist of 2025 stuff I’ve liked so far: open.spotify.com/playlist/64M...
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
boop for 10 years of good luck
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
playing with an old digital camera lately
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I fucking love AEW.
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
GENETICS (Please tell me you’re doing the clone high bit)
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
sweet baby
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
In the process of collecting all 285 + alternate covers and it’s so goddamn fun (and weird)
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