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Mike Brook

@mikebrook.bsky.social
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Art, photography, history, music, travel, politics. Scotland.

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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Single?
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh, does that prevent premature ejaculation?
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If true then she is cheap as well as corrupt.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He makes a good point.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So, a happy ending…
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
….in exchange for Hitler’s singular testicle and some lemon sorbet.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An hour from Thessaloniki, at Aigai is the grave of Philip II, father of Alexander the Great. The museum is in the grave mound. Here, Philip’s armour, crown and casket of his bones.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are just back from Thessaloniki, here is their statue of Alexander the Great.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The barrel must have been empty, right down to its swampy bottom.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She dodged a very boring bullet in you.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We got to the scene where someone’s arm was ripped off in slow mo by a tiger which was in a cage. I sat there thinking: why am I watching this? I have avoided slash/horror movies ever since. The original version is terrific.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But the price rises have nothing to do with polls, they are gathered stats…..
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They should not accept posts from under 12 year olds on this account.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Try telling her.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You’re actually 14.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
All the man you are ever going to be, unfortunately.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What DO you want to do with the second washer? Are you cleaning engine parts in it?
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good for you.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Twice a day is fine for most people…..
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A momentary fumble…..that was two twats in the lift.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So she never looked at your outer clothes…either she has decided to ignore what you were up to, or she is as thick as you are.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good morning from Oban, at last a break in the no doubt much needed rain.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yes, treated as assets of the Trump crime family.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The international shakedown.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Taken from Lindisfarne, Northumberland
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They already ate it all.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Come back and fess to us when you have disposed of his body.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Painting those skirting-boards would never have cost that!
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Now that explanation did surprise me.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Playing golf is work, tweeting shit all night is work.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Did you write to the manufacturer and complain.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Also an ultra baddie, a rapist.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Another adult in arrested development.
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Martin Rak @martinrak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Quiet foggy morning by the Charles Bridge in Prague.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Can you guess how much the minimum wage would be today if it kept up with worker productivity over the years?
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Surely dead silence gives convent? It does in English Law.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That is real top lying. It will reach quote books in due course.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When is he going to tell us about his conversations with Washington, or has he done that already?
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alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social @alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
An innovative floating offshore solar project that generates electricity and converts seawater into drinking water. The farm near Gran Canaria produces 85 MW of renewable electricity while using that same power to operate reverse osmosis systems that desalinate seawater #ActOnClimate #renewables
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There might be plenty to laugh at, but that does not make him funny.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Bull is what he is full of rather than what he is.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
How many though?
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Life is so full of little ups and downs.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And?……
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Can’t recall the last house I was in where puzzles were evident.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How about just asking her not to say it? How about that?
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Recently our four year old granddaughter came down a long fast slide, got up, dusted off her bum and quite pleased with herself said; ‘Well that woz fuckin scary’. Then she went back to queue for another fuckin scare.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There’s always one!
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Looks like Pasha is addicted to porn.
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Mike Brook @mikebrook.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
BOGOF
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