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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 17h

Sure, if the Crawford Boxes are out there.

Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 23h

Smith-Shawshank is putting them over the heart of the plate.

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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 03/10/2026

Dodger Stadium is wonderful – save for concessions.

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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 03/10/2026

I *want* to buy him as Ike, but I am *not* buying him as Ike.

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Save Corncob TV | I Think You Should Leave | Netflix

My personal "Hey, I know that place!" nugget is that "Coffin Flop" was filmed at the cemetery near my kid's elementary school, and I probably drove past during the shoot. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Bf...

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YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke

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You in the Pasadena area? I am, and that house looks like many around here.

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Announcer crew aside, I'm aghast it'll be 101 degrees at first pitch tomorrow.

Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 01/10/2026

That bald man, the light-orange polo wasn't doing him any favors.

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Houston, you have a pr... (I'm hit over the head, wrapped in a roll of carpet, then dumped into Trinity Bay.)

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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 30/09/2026

Too much plot getting in the way of the story.

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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 30/09/2026

There is no sport where the fans have more contempt for the athletes playing than college football.

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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 29/09/2026

G1 of the 2017 WS holds the record of hottest game in World Series history, if not the entire postseason, so I'm not surprised. Terribly disappointed, but not surprised.

I can read his lips... and he's not praying.

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I am enjoying yet another episode of Donald Trump, Bringer of Bad Sports Luck.

Srsly, this is a channel dedicated to the b2b world champions – and we're getting ads for clearcaptions and testosterone supplements?! Shouldn't we be seeing ads for the best of the best? Like, the top watches and men's fashion of Japan? Best American cars? Best Caribbean vacation destinations?

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Clemson at Cal is a bizarre juxtaposition of... everything.

(side-by-side comparison of tonight's game with a Pedro Baez inning) Ooh, wow.

Running around, robbing banks, all whacked off the Skubal snacks...

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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 25/09/2026

This reeks of passive-aggression – and I am HERE for it. Only thing missing is at the end a loud "SMART GUY?"

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Eh, the bye is locked up so it's been a successful day. We probably weren't catching the Brewers anyway.

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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 25/09/2026

Edwin Díaz may be pitching himself back onto the postseason roster. I take no pleasure in reporting this.

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To really get the point across, you need to be rattling chains.

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Robbie Ray gives a weird grunt with each pitch. Someone tell him to stop.

Oh man, that fucking fool.

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Who will shoot the technical?

It's plus-69, so more like 85% approval, 15% disapproval.

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None of these three groups are beating the allegations.

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Whether they're related, we Khanna tell...

"It's a big hat. That's why it's funny, because it's bigger than it's supposed to be."

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Bought in Dallas, I'm guessing?

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He just hasn't been the same since Charlie was killed.

Ugh, every Dodger season gives us one out-of-nowhere All-Star pitcher who is forgotten by Labor Day: Stripling, Wood, now Wrobo...

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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 22/09/2026

What happened to Wrobocop?!

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HB locals would make omelettes to trigger the libs.

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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 22/09/2026

"Ouch, babe!" (smug shoulder-shimmy)

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Air to Ground Message: THIS FUCKIN GUY...

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Probably a much better choice than what we watched last night with my 12yo daughter: The Green Mile (1999). The botched execution of Del is horrifying, and I'm much older than 12.

If upheld, what a ridiculous ending.

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In 2024, the state with the most votes for DJT was... California.

Praising Democrats on Bluesky doesn't get engagement for the same reason that no one clicks on a news site's headline of Plane Lands Safely.

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Once again, they had time to run Wasp.

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