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Michael Binkley

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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is two weeks in a row where the answer is "didn't deserve it, should've had it anyway"
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In the soup industry, a pea minestrone is a key milestone
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All. Coastal. Chaos.
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Smacky the Frog
Mitch Hedberg in tinted aviator glasses speaking into a microphone
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For hashbrowns, I'll just say: Hootie was onto something with "scattered, smothered (onions), and covered (melted american cheese)"
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've been listening to "How To Hide An Empire" by Daniel Immerwahr. It's pretty dang good and'll make you real mad at stuff like this.
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If not Friend, NE, why Friend, NE shaped?
The Fresno State logo, a bulldog that looks exactly like the one on the Friend, NE water tower but with a green V on the collar and and a blue F on the sleeve
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Actually, it finished...wait...shit...
The original 96-00 score flipped: 96 still reads 96
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Futurama Debate Scene:
Clone candidate 1: "I say your 3% titanium tax goes too far"
Clone candidate 2: "And I say your 3% titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fozzie gets the weevil joke, unedited
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Apart from the one at the very beginning
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
But once you take one down and pass it around that won't be the right number anymore
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
But about the right size for a Chihuahua mix
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A møøse once bit my sister...
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That's the peanut butter cup of a carpenter
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
THE (S)HIPS DON'T LIE
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
*insert The Good Place meme here*
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A cup of coffee that can fix you is called a cope-uccino
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
UEFA 🤝 SEC
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sounds like a new hockeyviz subscription tier is in order for anyone with an "@sportsnet.ca" email address
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"The corner! Why didn't I think of that."
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
That's not to say unlimited breadsticks SHOULDN'T be
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Magarantee™️
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
0-0 in the 83rd: It's like you had ESP. ARG!!!
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Airplane! Movie: Man Drinking on Plane
ALT: Airplane! Movie: Man Drinking on Plane
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lalaslessness is next to godliness
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He had no weaknesses, of course he survived
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Plate tectonics and such
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ah yes, water, the thing that lungs famously need to be filled with
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ah, well, nevertheless
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Buy one get one 50% off: What are we even doing here? How about I buy none, how does that sound?
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Nothing but raw milk and beef tallow
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A picture of a Belgian waffle with the text "ceci n'est pas une waffle"A picture of a Waffle House waffle with the text "ceci est une waffle"
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You're misrembering: it was against Herzegovina
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Circle of Life Meme: Lion King Transition
ALT: Circle of Life Meme: Lion King Transition
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Man, 'bama football is already insufferable enough
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
F1 safety car rules are just a picture of an angry Lewis Hamilton with the words "Make it Happen" on a post-it note
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
(30 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥)
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Steven Spielberg's Boom Blox
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Alpine already announced, so he unquestionably headed there
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You may have just leaked their Hometown Remix jersey
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You say that, but what the CFP hears is "expand the field to 48"
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
And I'm tired of Texas liquor laws being a convoluted mess that keeps this stuff from me
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
*Geek Squad
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A mostly black scene with the text "DON'T ANYBODY MOVE!! A FUSE IS OUT" as spoken by the dad in "A Christmas Story"
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Um, actually, we call it sportscer over here
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Spi-der ring! spi-der ring!
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Michael Binkley @mikebinkley.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
To bluesky this: REALLY, EVEN APRIL 15, 1912?!?
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